2018 Forever Midterms Official Thread: congrats mr. president on your victory

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euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

538 at 7/9 now

# ? Nov 7, 2018 03:59

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# ? May 24, 2024 14:56

Shear Modulus: Jun 9, 2010

Lum_ posted:

i'm still full arzying

the dems can totally blow the house, they're losing lots of seats they should have won

also who the gently caress votes for republicans and TROMP basically you want us all to die, ok, got it

basically I'm chugging jameson until i pass out, if i wake up trump will still be president

wait hang on, what????

# ? Nov 7, 2018 03:59

gregday: May 23, 2003

# ? Nov 7, 2018 03:59

Sexual Lorax: Mar 17, 2004; HERE'S TO FUCKING; Fun Shoe

Guy Goodbody posted:

Are we getting a blue wave?

sure if you consider a chemical toilet overflowing a wave

# ? Nov 7, 2018 03:59

Soup du Jour: Sep 8, 2011; I always knew I'd die with a headache.

Good soup! posted:

Lmao yooooo why is everyone freaking out

Are these the results we should have reasonably expected right

nate�s needle replacement caused everyone to immediately spiral.

lol at SA crashing for a bit

# ? Nov 7, 2018 03:59

The Chad Jihad: Feb 24, 2007

I'm still drinking a blue hurricane if they take the house

# ? Nov 7, 2018 03:59

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Good soup! posted:

Lmao yooooo why is everyone freaking out

Are these the results we should have reasonably expected right

FL collapsed for Dems at the end, and 2016 came roaring back with a passion.

# ? Nov 7, 2018 04:00

Good soup!: Nov 2, 2010

Lastgirl posted:

Florida should have won...

Ahhh I didn't even see that what the gently caress

By balkanize, I mean Florida gets removed from the union

# ? Nov 7, 2018 04:00

Dolphin: Dec 5, 2008; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Good soup! posted:

Lmao yooooo why is everyone freaking out

Are these the results we should have reasonably expected right

Why yes, because we do live in the 9th circle of hell

# ? Nov 7, 2018 04:00

Thoguh: Nov 8, 2002; College Slice

Squizzle posted:

tonite has been carefully formulated to provide neither catharsis nor liberating despair

# ? Nov 7, 2018 04:00

Powershift: Nov 23, 2009

Even with dems picking up the house, it still seems like racism had a strong showing tonight :smith:

# ? Nov 7, 2018 04:00

ScrubLeague: Feb 11, 2007; Nap Ghost

Did Iron Stache just start too soon and lose momentum or what

# ? Nov 7, 2018 04:00

Zerg Mans: Oct 19, 2006

eh I can go to bed with the house I guess.

# ? Nov 7, 2018 04:00

FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

https://twitter.com/chrislhayes/status/1060003257244893189

lmao if anyone thinks FL doesn't have a loving load of sprawl that in hayesworld would have come in strong for Nelson and Gillum but in reality is full of shut-in shithead hinterlanders who keep wanting to make a company town happen

# ? Nov 7, 2018 04:00

Donkwich: Feb 28, 2011; Grimey Drawer

cook pvi of the blue states vs red states

best democrazy in world

# ? Nov 7, 2018 04:00

nah thanks: Jun 18, 2004; Take me out.

nah thanks has issued a correction as of 16:31 on Jun 24, 2020

# ? Nov 7, 2018 04:00

pathetic little tramp: Dec 12, 2005; by Hillary Clinton's assassins; Fallen Rib

Kansas is going very blue, once again proving that in the battle between Kansas and Missouri, Kansas is of course the much much much better state

# ? Nov 7, 2018 04:00

Baller Ina: Oct 21, 2010; :whattheeucharist:

Good soup! posted:

Lmao yooooo why is everyone freaking out

Are these the results we should have reasonably expected right

da floridas are sad, i guess they are trending R and R

which stands for rest and relaxation so whats the issue?

# ? Nov 7, 2018 04:00

LGD: Sep 25, 2004

YOU A loving HAT posted:

new CSPAM background

# ? Nov 7, 2018 04:00

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

Nichael posted:

I'd think authenticity would work across the board.

lol

# ? Nov 7, 2018 04:00

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Squizzle posted:

tonite has been carefully formulated to provide neither catharsis nor liberating despair

# ? Nov 7, 2018 04:00

Pomp: Apr 3, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

I'll suck off a a lib if Cruz loses

# ? Nov 7, 2018 04:00

Lessail: Apr 1, 2011; tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again

p.s. help my grapes are so sour!

Gringostar posted:

so is it time to dehumanize myself and face to bloodshed of did dems not completely gently caress the country again tonight?

it is probably the second one

# ? Nov 7, 2018 04:00

Lum_: Jun 5, 2006

fuuuuuuuuuck kobach lost iowa msnbc just called it

one of the good ones

still we're dead i'm drinking myself to death be back tomorrow

# ? Nov 7, 2018 04:00

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Florida might be lost to the gop now tho

# ? Nov 7, 2018 04:00

an actual dog: Nov 18, 2014

https://twitter.com/peterdaou/status/1059996123635638272

# ? Nov 7, 2018 04:00

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

cyphr555 posted:

https://twitter.com/akarl_smith/status/1060003508198486016

gently caress yeah

geeeeeeeet hosed kobach

# ? Nov 7, 2018 04:00

Typo: Aug 19, 2009; Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

euphronius posted:

I�m very happy we are losing the terrible dem senators

LOL you say that now, wait until 2020 when the democrats beat trump by 10 or something and STILL can't take the senate

# ? Nov 7, 2018 04:00

Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

euphronius posted:

538 at 7/9 now

Seven of Nine is making me too dang horny

# ? Nov 7, 2018 04:00

Mr Hootington: Jul 24, 2008; I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Mittens!

# ? Nov 7, 2018 04:00

Turdfuzz: Jul 23, 2008

i loving called kansas btw gently caress all of u ill find the post later or not

# ? Nov 7, 2018 04:00

Guy Goodbody: Aug 31, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

TwoStepBoog posted:

a smaller one than expected, but yea, kinda

_{Blue Wave!}

# ? Nov 7, 2018 04:00

trash person: Apr 5, 2006; Baby Executive is pleased with your performance!

Dems winning the house would be/is pretty loving huge guys

like legit Trumo might get turbofucked by investigations.

# ? Nov 7, 2018 04:00

Dolash: Oct 23, 2008; aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,

lol at whatever poor poster passed out when the 538 model was bugging out and won't wake up for hours more to come.

# ? Nov 7, 2018 04:00

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

# ? Nov 7, 2018 04:00

PostNouveau: Sep 3, 2011; VY till I die; Grimey Drawer

Lum_ posted:

i'm still full arzying

the dems can totally blow the house, they're losing lots of seats they should have won

also who the gently caress votes for republicans and TROMP basically you want us all to die, ok, got it

basically I'm chugging jameson until i pass out, if i wake up trump will still be president

You know, a few more of them die every 2 years. Eventually the socialists will be all that's left.

Unfortunately by then we'll all be under 8 feet of water.

# ? Nov 7, 2018 04:01

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

https://twitter.com/hilaryagro/status/1059985170835505152

# ? Nov 7, 2018 04:01

Clawtopsy: Dec 17, 2009; What a fascinatingly unusual cock. Now, allow me to show you my collection...

Lum_ posted:

i'm still full arzying

the dems can totally blow the house, they're losing lots of seats they should have won

also who the gently caress votes for republicans and TROMP basically you want us all to die, ok, got it

basically I'm chugging jameson until i pass out, if i wake up trump will still be president

wait so you're telling me to vote trump to ensure :d2a: