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Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



hillary sucks so loving bad jessus chrst

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Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
KRRISSS KOBACH IS DEAAAADDDD

gently caress Kobach

kopasetic
Sep 18, 2009
all i wanted was to never have to see ted cruz in the capitol building ever again

was that really so much to ask

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


Florida is a waste

Jon Pod Van Damm
Apr 6, 2009

THE POSSESSION OF WEALTH IS IN AND OF ITSELF A SIGN OF POOR VIRTUE. AS SUCH:
1 NEVER TRUST ANY RICH PERSON.
2 NEVER HIRE ANY RICH PERSON.
BY RULE 1, IT IS APPROPRIATE TO PRESUME THAT ALL DEGREES AND CREDENTIALS HELD BY A WEALTHY PERSON ARE FRAUDULENT. THIS JUSTIFIES RULE 2--RULE 1 NEEDS NO JUSTIFIC



triple sulk posted:

:siren: PUNDIT ON MSNBC JUST SAID BASTA :siren:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXlOWBs6vMM

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe

TwoStepBoog posted:

shout out to everyone who witnessed 538 at 1 in 2

i thought it went republican favored for a few minutes

ur in my world now
Jun 5, 2006

Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was


Smellrose

Shear Modulus posted:

wow imagine if mccaskill had campaigned for legal weed and not on not liking things that people like

she spent her last weeks talking about how we need T H E W A L L and about how bernie and warren suck and she even got a mulligan and did it again lmao. i am so glad she's getting loving whacked

Syrinxx
Mar 28, 2002

Death is whimsical today

QuoProQuid posted:

governors' races might be the one bright spot in this election (please pull through cordray and gillum)
If Lujan-Grisham holds on to win NM there will be soon another legal weed state in the union

Also gently caress Kobach lmao

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011


Porque whatever "why not both" is in Spanish

wet_goods
Jun 21, 2004

I'M BAAD!

Tell me the good things

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
I forgot to call for jury duty. Glad I didnt get arrested so I could psot

Love Rat
Jan 15, 2008

I've made a psycho call to the woman I love, I've kicked a dog to death, and now I'm going to pepper spray an acquaintance. Something... I mean, what's happened to me?

Guy Goodbody posted:

I toxxed for Beto, dem house, and dem senate

Dem bones.

Cao Ni Ma
May 25, 2010



I'll take a house victory and a senate lost really easily if Ted loses

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




But Rocks Hurt Head posted:

Welcome to the rest of your political life

This is how its gonna be (also the same way wrt climate change)

Things just getting marginally worse for eternity

american politics changes tone way too quickly for this to be the rest of even my political lunchtime

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

the nyt needle is skewed to not go above 95% now lmao

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Okay so this plan isn't that stupid

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

punk rebel ecks posted:

Wait, how are the Democrats winning the House but losing the Senate? I thought usually it is reverse?

bad senate map this year. lots of demos in red states. But don't worry. The blue wave is here

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

brugroffil posted:

So much God drat anxiety gently caress this

I'm going to bed before FL is called for DeSantis and Scott, I can't deal with this poo poo

Goodnight, all you fucks

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug

Lmao

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

UScr00ge
Mar 15, 2001

we are all now united as “The Ones Who Witnessed The Shookining At 9:15PM.”

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

mormonpartyboat posted:

hes no harry enten



poo poo i dropped my grocery store baked good in this barber shop

Baller Ina
Oct 21, 2010

:whattheeucharist:

punk rebel ecks posted:

Wait, how are the Democrats winning the House but losing the Senate? I thought usually it is reverse?

not this year, the House has been projected to go Dem for like a century now but Senate was always a ~10% shot

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
when does steve king lose?

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014





?!

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



Ages posted:

i thought it went republican favored for a few minutes

it did, they were at least 3 in 5 for minute

Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

go gently caress yourself silver

YOU A FUCKING HAT
Jun 7, 1979

I CAN'T BE STOPPED OR REASONED WITH



Good soup! posted:

lmao this is awesome

Was 2016 as funny as this, I just went to bed when I knew all was lost

I wish I'd been here, I was on set taping that Cosplay melee show for SyFy and I kept seeing all the assistants walking around looking glum and crowding a laptop and when we finally wrapped I was like, 'So...Hillary won, right?"

And they all just looked at me and slumped off towards craft services. That was a fun night.

Spacedad
Sep 11, 2001

We go play orbital catch around the curvature of the earth, son.
https://twitter.com/People4Bernie/status/1060004525174452224

hjell yeah

Soup du Jour
Sep 8, 2011

I always knew I'd die with a headache.

holy poo poo I think my ICE loving county sheriff is gonna lose

also the somali refugee I voted for is now my congresswoman :unsmith:

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
https://twitter.com/Nate_Cohn/status/1060005989322235905

:v:

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Guy Goodbody posted:

Two out of three ain't bad!

looks like Beto is going to lose actually :cumpolice:

MechaX
Nov 19, 2011

"Let's be positive! Let's start a fire!"
Didn't Kobach run Kansas straight into the ground?

Still sounds like ya'll are having a better time than us Missouri folk right now

Wait hold on, VanOstran might pick up this House seat

Lum_
Jun 5, 2006

Good soup! posted:

lmao this is awesome

Was 2016 as funny as this, I just went to bed when I knew all was lost

2016 was full of tears and shock and heavy drinking and I fully expect our dead gay country to let us down and the dems to somehow lose not getting the house because this is the worst timeline

i'm glad to be here for your entertainment

try the veal

Dick Milhous Rock!
Aug 9, 1974

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:

Cao Ni Ma posted:

I cant believe Daou is slowly becoming maoist

what was the trigger again

i remember that daou woke up one day and was like "gently caress the party, gently caress the leadership" and it was a 180 from where he was

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
Heitkamp lost lol

Tars Tarkas
Apr 13, 2003

Rock the Mok



A nasty woman, I think you should try is, Jess.


Kobach going down is sweet sweet stuff!

Spacedad
Sep 11, 2001

We go play orbital catch around the curvature of the earth, son.
also

https://twitter.com/People4Bernie/status/1060003898088255488

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a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016

"State and local governments would be banned from imposing new taxes or increasing tax rates on certain services, like pet grooming, fitness activities, real estate transactions and visits to a doctor."

haha why the gently caress is this on the ballot

hell yeah we're voting for it

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