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Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
https://twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/status/1060006408362569730

:chaosreigns:

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



rip beto

The Ol Spicy Keychain
Jan 17, 2013

I MEPHISTO MY OWN ASSHOLE

Sojenus posted:

so shithead dem senators:

manchin in
donnelly out
mccaskill out

who else is there to watch or i missed

what

mccaskill is ahead

augias
Apr 7, 2009

dave wiegel is 1000% Joementum

joementum reveal youreself. you cant because youre on washington post on twitch.tv

PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin
My dog just told me I smoke too much weed.

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

thread moving too fast for drunk and stoned me

Spacedad
Sep 11, 2001

We go play orbital catch around the curvature of the earth, son.
https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1060004637170954240

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

TwoStepBoog posted:

shout out to everyone who witnessed 538 at 1 in 2

:yeshaha:

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

the senate doesn’t even matter now since the Dems have the house
except for judges and the Dems were never going to win the senate anyway this year

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

cumshitter posted:

i have not responded to at least six jury summons and nothing has ever happened. if I ever get called in my plan is to say that I hate the police but also I will absolutely vote guilty because I resent the defendant for making me work unpaid jury time

This is my plan too

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


Lastgirl posted:

if scott walker loses, that just might cheer me up from gillum losing

Fellatio del Toro
Mar 21, 2009

Did the guy whos brothers and sisters all did a campaign ad against him lose yet

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

hahaha

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
So gently caress generation Z by the way.

Vote to remove healthcare entirely for people 23 and younger.

Utz
Aug 1, 2008

by vyelkin

TwoStepBoog posted:

shout out to everyone who witnessed 538 at 1 in 2

my personal vietnam

Preston Waters
May 21, 2010

by VideoGames

Schnorkles posted:

everyone calm the gently caress down

im scared


is Beto gonna win?


is Nelson gonna win?


tell us about polls please I need to calm down. i'm having flashbacks schnorkles!

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

kopasetic posted:

all i wanted was to never have to see ted cruz in the capitol building ever again

was that really so much to ask

how often are you in the capitol building?

Spacedad
Sep 11, 2001

We go play orbital catch around the curvature of the earth, son.

His was a long shot but I'm happy with a lot of the victories tonight.

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

is she saying "you suck, plane" or is she calling him a suckplane

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:

The student asked the master:

Does America have a buddha nature?

The master replied:

Not!

The student asked:

Then how did Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez win?

The master replied:

Piss tape is real.

The student asked:

Does America have a buddha nature?

The master replied:

Yes!

The student asked:

Then explain florida

The master replied:

Lol nothing matters

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



euphronius posted:

the senate doesn’t even matter now since the Dems have the house
except for judges and the Dems were never going to win the senate anyway this year

i mean yeah but it still sucks

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
If the dems do get the house, that is most certainly a blue wave. The number of seats flipped to do that is kind of astonishing.

Senate seats were just too entrenched. 2020 seats will be easier.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

triple sulk posted:

heitkamp gone lmao

good

Higgy
Jul 6, 2005



Grimey Drawer
imagine for voting for Cruz because R even though he’s a vile pile of small lizards standing on top of each other and wearing a trench coat to pass off as human

trash person
Apr 5, 2006

Baby Executive is pleased with your performance!

Ramadu posted:

anything been seen about arizona yet


i need to know who the gently caress to begin calling to morrow to yell at

ducey won again

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


Lessail posted:

make it a gangtag imo

Sojenus
Dec 28, 2008

The Ol Spicy Keychain posted:

what

mccaskill is ahead

drat it i'm too drunk for this now

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Bearjew posted:

i mean yeah but it still sucks

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1060006683718631425

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

pathetic little tramp posted:

is she saying "you suck, plane" or is she calling him a suckplane

yeah

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

Mental Hospitality
Jan 5, 2011

C'mon...TED (Texas). :saddowns:

DAS Super!
Jul 26, 2007
You should probably pay more attention to your log.
/
:backtowork:

euphronius posted:

the senate doesn’t even matter now since the Dems have the house
except for judges and the Dems were never going to win the senate anyway this year

The judges are pretty loving important

Donkwich
Feb 28, 2011


Grimey Drawer

pathetic little tramp posted:

is she saying "you suck, plane" or is she calling him a suckplane

yes

kopasetic
Sep 18, 2009
how many c-spammers were lost to the great "1 in 2 chance of taking the House" arzying of 2018

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



https://twitter.com/BenjySarlin/status/1060006973427630080

beto dead rip

QuoProQuid
Jan 12, 2012

Tr*ckin' and F*ckin' all the way to tha
T O P

Sylink posted:

cordray going to lose because ohio is loving chud retarded (i live here ask me how I know living between a bunch of confederate flags in the northernmost part of the state lmao)

im in geauga, which voted 60% for dewine, unfortunately

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yryD_vA8wHw

Spring Break My Heart
Feb 15, 2012
how much money did they put into randy bryce

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Baller Ina
Oct 21, 2010

:whattheeucharist:

2DCAT posted:

Lemme guess... He wants... Hillary???

He's gone hard against Hillary, actually

her loss triggered his metamorphosis into Comrade Daou

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