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Dolash
Oct 23, 2008

aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,


I will never forget that glorious moment of panic where the 538 model bugged out and started sliding to the Republicans though, A+ freakout.

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Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


https://twitter.com/RespectableLaw/status/1060035072689086470

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

I'm screaming and dead

Serf
May 5, 2011


Typo posted:

hey remember when FL was suppose to be a contest between moderate Nelson and berniecrat Gillium to determine who is the future of the democratic party?

twist is that they BOTH LOSE!

good news: the people want communism

IDONTPOST
Apr 18, 2018




this thread went from suicidal to "maybe this is ok" and lol

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Apraxin posted:

lol, compare with cruz from tonight's victory party


someone's getting some chunky soup tonight

Dick Milhous Rock!
Aug 9, 1974

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:

frankenfreak posted:

Wait, what did you expect?

that she'd shut the gently caress up on election night and only start decorumming by the weekend

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

paranoid randroid posted:

nunes is in deep-rear end chudland so he was always a long shot

which is why his fate was tied to the senate

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



IDONTPOST posted:

this thread went from suicidal to "maybe this is ok" and lol

it was a real rollercoaster

Preston Waters
May 21, 2010

by VideoGames
Beto just yelled "I'm so loving proud of you guys" on live national television lmbo

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

Dolash posted:

Winning the popular vote by almost 10% and getting a narrow hold of the House and basically nothing else.

Lol America as a Democracy.

WELL ACTUALLY IT'S A SHITOCRACY.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




moist turtleneck posted:

Iimg]https://i.imgur.com/BXebFpo.png[/img]

trash person
Apr 5, 2006

Baby Executive is pleased with your performance!
what would a bipartisan agenda even entail

“you can put the brown ones into camps but ONLY IF you agree to preexisting condition coverage”

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Typo posted:

the democrats won the house PV by +9, the problem isn't with messaging: the problem is with voter distribution

the problem is with republicans running electoral fraud

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
gonna actually point out that based on what's happened tonight that there's a democratic path to 269 but whoo boy is it gonna be tight

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
:unsmith:

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

IDONTPOST posted:

this thread went from suicidal to "maybe this is ok" and lol

I just feel empty

like this is pretty close to median result but you got the blue wave, it's just that the country is so segregated on party lines at this point you can have a message/campaign appealing to the majority of the American people, but still get beaten by the party with less votes

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

paranoid randroid posted:

the gently caress is this "Tule" bullshit there's literally nothing there

lots of cow farts

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


clearly, the strategy that has won the democratic party a tepid victory during midterms of the most unpopular presidency in history is a huge success that proves the value of moderation

VROOM VROOM
Jun 8, 2005

Dolash posted:

I will never forget that glorious moment of panic where the 538 model bugged out and started sliding to the Republicans though, A+ freakout.

I actually got off the computer for a minute to play dark souls because that was more pleasant

Dick Milhous Rock!
Aug 9, 1974

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:

SKULL.GIF posted:

the problem is with republicans running electoral fraud

Tainen
Jan 23, 2004
Beto just said “gently caress” on tv

lock him up

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

DryGoods posted:

Beto's concession speech should have been an aide following him while he charges the cruz camp with a chainsaw

At least instead of congrats him called him a shameful pig, pathetic puppet of donald, pussy coward who only won via voter suppression

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Schnorkles posted:

gonna actually point out that based on what's happened tonight that there's a democratic path to 269 but whoo boy is it gonna be tight

does 269 mean anything more than supermajority

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Thanks to everybody for givinf the crontrolled opposition just enough seats to prop up the legtimacy of this farce. And big ups to all the corporate HR "progressive" dems who make our march to the grave as easy to swallow as possible.

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

SKULL.GIF posted:

the problem is with republicans running electoral fraud

electoral fraud is probably R+1/+2 at most, it needs to be dealt with, but the biggest problem still comes down to over-concentration of dems in cities

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



steve king won lmao, elected by a county run by illegal immigrant labor

ed: 1% lead with 77% in, lie above brought to you by chapo

iSheep
Feb 5, 2006

by R. Guyovich
has house majority leader ever been selected by public opinion before?

or is it just some bullshit cliquey bullshit.

A Big Fuckin Hornet
Nov 1, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

IDONTPOST posted:

this thread went from suicidal to "maybe this is ok" and lol

bargaining stage.

im still in the anger stage until im hungover

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
beto just high-fived a cardboard cutout of hillary

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

HEY YOU CUCKS I AM VERY DRUNK AND WE ARE WATCHING LORD OF WAR IN NITE CREW IN ABOUT 5 MINUTES
:siren: http://www.psp-tv.com/r/nitecrew :siren:


RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

trash person posted:

what would a bipartisan agenda even entail

“you can put the brown ones into camps but ONLY IF you agree to preexisting condition coverage”

Actually yeah.

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


brian williams just apologized for beto's "f-bomb"

DiscountDildos
Nov 8, 2017

Hookers for Hillary was the brainchild of brothel owner Dennis Hof and the working girls at the Moonlite Bunny Ranch, and it marked a hard left turn after Pimpin’ for Paul, the group’s 2008 and 2012 efforts to propel libertarian Ron Paul into the White House.

Mean Baby
May 28, 2005

Preston Waters posted:

Beto just yelled "I'm so loving proud of you guys" on live national television lmbo

yeah I avoided caring about him at all but that was cool

KaptainKrunk
Feb 6, 2006


trash person posted:

what would a bipartisan agenda even entail

“you can put the brown ones into camps but ONLY IF you agree to preexisting condition coverage”

"restoring fiscal responsiblity" aka a 1% cut in military spending and social security reform
"border wall security/immigration deal" aka ice stops being such meanie poo poo heads and they get armed UAV drones

Serf
May 5, 2011


Typo posted:

I just feel empty

like this is pretty close to median result but you got the blue wave, it's just that the country is so segregated on party lines at this point you can have a message/campaign appealing to the majority of the American people, but still get beaten by the party with less votes

who was running a campaign appealing to the majority of the american people?

The Ol Spicy Keychain
Jan 17, 2013

I MEPHISTO MY OWN ASSHOLE
oh lord my blood pressure

holy poo poo i hate dems

Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008


big boy walkin

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frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

DryGoods posted:

beto just high-fived a cardboard cutout of hillary
:yikes:

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