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DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Smythe posted:

At least instead of congrats him called him a shameful pig, pathetic puppet of donald, pussy coward who only won via voter suppression

he should have pissed on his hand and when cruz went in for a handshake, slap his piss hand across cruz's face

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sincx
Jul 13, 2012

furiously masturbating to anime titties
Wow 3 of the 4 the House seats from Iowa are now blue, 2 flips. Still waiting for King to lose. That's something!

IDONTPOST
Apr 18, 2018




i gotta drink beer now instead of liquor and now im mad as hell at this elections results

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Typo posted:

electoral fraud is probably R+1/+2 at most, it needs to be dealt with, but the biggest problem still comes down to over-concentration of dems in cities

:thunk:

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!

trash person posted:

what would a bipartisan agenda even entail

you can put the brown ones into camps but ONLY IF you agree to preexisting condition coverage

:hmmyes:

Charles 2 of Spain
Nov 7, 2017

https://twitter.com/PodSaveAmerica/status/1060036980451401728

That prison guard tweet but serious.

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

trash person posted:

what would a bipartisan agenda even entail

you can put the brown ones into camps but ONLY IF you agree to preexisting condition coverage

I'm 95% sure this would pass the senate and the house.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


guys maybe we should evenly disperse into the suburbs. that will gain us victory

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


DryGoods posted:

beto just high-fived a cardboard cutout of hillary

https://i.imgur.com/Js43veX.gifv

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Baller Ina posted:

There better be a bloody, screaming coup for Speaker or Im done

100%, if the one solid win is met with mewling bipartisan bullshit I am tuning out because we are doomed

dumbass

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

Serf posted:

who was running a campaign appealing to the majority of the american people?

the side that got >50% of the votes

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

I'M DRINKING WHISKEY AND LEMONADE BECAUSE I'M TRYING TO BE ~*~ HEALTHY ~*~

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes
see the problem with winning congressional election is that your platform has to be tailored towards old white people

doesn't matter if you win the majority of voters if you don't win majority of old whites

Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008

DryGoods posted:

someone's getting some chunky soup tonight

cruzs tiny cock shooting chunky potato soup

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

DiscountDildos posted:

Hookers for Hillary was the brainchild of brothel owner Dennis Hof and the working girls at the Moonlite Bunny Ranch, and it marked a hard left turn after Pimpin for Paul, the groups 2008 and 2012 efforts to propel libertarian Ron Paul into the White House.

shame to see that even sex workers have moved rightward from their 70s political actions supporting HST for sheriff of Aspen

Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003

IDONTPOST posted:

this thread went from suicidal to "maybe this is ok" and lol

I've gone through the opposite tonight

Serf
May 5, 2011


Typo posted:

the side that got >50% of the votes

not ringing any bells

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
joementum now on chapo

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Nichael posted:

brian williams just apologized for beto's "f-bomb"

Pathetic

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/pharmaduke3000/status/1060024249015037952

whatis
Jun 6, 2012

DryGoods posted:

beto just high-fived a cardboard cutout of hillary

LOCK HER UP

Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003


gently caress you

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
lol remember when dems had a supermajority in house+senate in 2008 and farted it all away and now they will barely be scrapping by majorites and diving hard into minority for the next 40 years

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

a goon needs to run
this needs to happen

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

DryGoods posted:

beto just high-fived a cardboard cutout of hillary

Pretty sure he was trying to rip her arm off and it was deserved.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

RandomBlue posted:

I'm 95% sure this would pass the senate and the house.

"single payer but let states decide eligibility" would too

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

Serf posted:

not ringing any bells

iSheep
Feb 5, 2006

by R. Guyovich
Can we as the people shout at the democrats in the house until they put AOC as the majority leader? Has something like that ever happened before?

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

DryGoods posted:

he should have pissed on his hand and when cruz went in for a handshake, slap his piss hand across cruz's face

Yea

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


evers is hanging onto a hair-thin lead

this is going to be a recount that drags out for weeks

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

trump is most certainly going to win in 2020 unless the economy crashes

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

Cunningham up in SC-1

Cmonnnnnnnn

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!

Billzasilver posted:

HEY YOU CUCKS I AM VERY DRUNK AND WE ARE WATCHING LORD OF WAR IN NITE CREW IN ABOUT 5 MINUTES
:siren: http://www.psp-tv.com/r/nitecrew :siren:




normally i say gently caress you but drunk as gently caress lets do thi

trash person
Apr 5, 2006

Baby Executive is pleased with your performance!

FAUXTON posted:

"single payer but let states decide eligibility" would too

oh man this is 100% gonna happen gently caress lol

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

What he said was correct and you're the dumbass, dumbass.

Charles 2 of Spain
Nov 7, 2017

TwoStepBoog posted:

a goon needs to run
this needs to happen
Ted Cruz got re-elected.

BrownieMinusEye
Apr 22, 2008

Oven Wrangler

He does this on purpose as a part of his mask of sanity. The repeat jokes he does are a part of this too.

The Ol Spicy Keychain
Jan 17, 2013

I MEPHISTO MY OWN ASSHOLE

delete it

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

SKULL.GIF posted:

does 269 mean anything more than supermajority

i mean in 2020

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Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

SKULL.GIF posted:

evers is hanging onto a hair-thin lead

this is going to be a recount that drags out for weeks

"recount" mysteriously finding boxes of walker votes from russia

evers is donezo if it goes to a recount

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