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Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
I'm all for killing Scott Walker and eating his flesh, but we know what it will taste like.

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Chakan
Mar 30, 2011
There’s a reason it’s called “long pig.”

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Halloween Jack posted:

I'm all for killing Scott Walker and eating his flesh, but we know what it will taste like.

marshmallow and sauerkraut?

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
My roommate once decided to make sauerkraut in the basement without telling me, and the whole house smelled like ham. So maybe.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
miracle whip for blood.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

Eating a zombie turns you into a zombie, ergo eating Scott Walker turns you into him. Hope you like ham.

SlimGoodbody
Oct 20, 2003

I've been enjoying the election night twitch stream so far.

Matt: "You have to jack it to the Noid to full completion if I win the bet."

Virgil: "Ok but what unusual thing do you want me to do if I lose?"

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
How did matt survive the 2016 election show. He's going super saiyan before my eyes.

SlimGoodbody
Oct 20, 2003

He's alternating between going super saiyan and dying in his chair

Greatbacon
Apr 9, 2012

by Pragmatica

SlimGoodbody posted:

He's alternating between going super saiyan and dying in his chair

Matt is my Spirit Drunk

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

Matt was talking about the NY race with the guy who was responsible for not indicting the cop who killed Eric Garner and called him Eric Garland

TIME FOR SOME GAME THEORY

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

SlimGoodbody posted:

He's alternating between going super saiyan and dying in his chair

My wife came in while Matt was on one and was like "what in the goddamn hell are you watching"

Ccs
Feb 25, 2011


Matt’s going into the darkness and the other two are patting his arm and trying to pull him back from advocating murder.

SlimGoodbody
Oct 20, 2003

"Dems are garbage, there is no hope in this decrepit party system, kill yourself and everyone around you" had me fuckin HOOTING and then Will just turns to him with a stern "NO" like a dog that's about to poo poo on the carpet

Savidudeosoo
Feb 12, 2016

Pelican, a Bag Man
Matt is going to loving start a revolution tonight I stg

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
Matt is so drunk its legitimately concerning.

SlimGoodbody
Oct 20, 2003

Oh... oh man... Matt definitely did party drugs during the break

The REAL Goobusters
Apr 25, 2008
we are watching the death of a man on twitch

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

Good lord he's gonna die

doctorfrog
Mar 14, 2007

Great.

Jesus, I'm on pins and needles about this guy

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
I think I can count on one hand the number of times I've been that drunk. It's impressively drunk for someone livestreaming.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
virgil may drink tap water like us plebes but Matt's dying on live internet so who really won

WEH
Feb 22, 2009

sorry checked in on the twitch stream for giggles and it looked like matt was chewing the air? who dosed him

unexplodable
Aug 13, 2003
He's just really drunk it's okay.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
"the hit leftist podcast Chapo Trap House has announced that they will be ending the show days after co-host Matt Christman drank himself to death during a livestream."

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
That went from "Haha, Matt is really drunk!" To "Uhhh Matt is really drunk :stare:" very quickly

Savidudeosoo
Feb 12, 2016

Pelican, a Bag Man
Pouring one out for my boy Christman

I'll always fondly remember the time he signed my friend's car at a Dollop Live Show

Shunkymonky
Sep 10, 2006
'sup

SlimGoodbody posted:

"Dems are garbage, there is no hope in this decrepit party system, kill yourself and everyone around you" had me fuckin HOOTING and then Will just turns to him with a stern "NO" like a dog that's about to poo poo on the carpet

https://clips.twitch.tv/SuperFaintDonutBCouch

I'm crying

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.

KingNastidon
Jun 25, 2004
It's really pretty messed up none of his friends (and coworkers) took him off air. This is sad and distressing -- not funny.

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。
matt, you look different

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

KingNastidon posted:

It's really pretty messed up none of his friends (and coworkers) took him off air. This is sad and distressing -- not funny.

But enough about America

doctorfrog
Mar 14, 2007

Great.

Measure B(AC)

Analytic Engine
May 18, 2009

not the analytical engine
Whenever Matt's not on screen, all the other characters should be asking "Where's Matt?"

SoupyTwist
Feb 20, 2008
Matt Christman's got a job to do. Matt Christman's gotta move and groove.

SeANMcBAY
Jun 28, 2006

Look on the bright side.



KingNastidon posted:

It's really pretty messed up none of his friends (and coworkers) took him off air. This is sad and distressing -- not funny.

They did do that now it seems like.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

Jesus I've not been following but looking at the streams' clips he's really not in a good place. <:(

Hope he lives and/or doesn't have anything to do tomorrow.

Sulphagnist
Oct 10, 2006

WARNING! INTRUDERS DETECTED

Dave Weigel went on chapo!

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

Matt's alive, he just chimed in from offscreen

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Moatillata
Dec 13, 2006

Maintain.

KingNastidon posted:

It's really pretty messed up none of his friends (and coworkers) took him off air. This is sad and distressing -- not funny.

Counterpoint: it was extremely funny

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