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nooneofconsequence: Oct 30, 2012; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

vaginite posted:

YES fight the election results Scott - give me that sweet, sweet year long self own I live for it

Here's a funny story.

After 2016 and the Jill Stein recount theatrics, Wisconsin republicans passed, on party lines, a law saying you could only request a recount if the margin was =<1% of the total vote.

Walker is now down 1.2% with 99% of precincts in.

lmao.

# ? Nov 7, 2018 08:19

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# ? Jun 9, 2024 06:24

Chumbawumba4ever97: Dec 31, 2000; by Fluffdaddy

nooneofconsequence posted:

if it wasn't for Florida this could have been a good night.

If I had a nickel for every time I've heard that phrase

# ? Nov 7, 2018 08:19

Stink Billyums: Jul 7, 2006; MAGNUM

https://twitter.com/RalstonReports/status/1060051653141790720

# ? Nov 7, 2018 08:20

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW posted:

https://twitter.com/missmayn/status/1059970926563930112?s=19

Read this thread right now. It's loving hilarious

yesssss lol

# ? Nov 7, 2018 08:21

The Anime Liker: Aug 8, 2009; by VideoGames

Uncle at Nintendo posted:

If I had a nickel for every time I've heard that phrase

If it wasn't for Texas we could have watched a slimy bog creature slither back to Canada?

# ? Nov 7, 2018 08:21

Homocow: Apr 24, 2007; Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!; Pillbug

nooneofconsequence posted:

if it wasn't for Florida this could have been a good night. Still not the worst that could have happened.

FLORIDS

# ? Nov 7, 2018 08:22

frh: Dec 6, 2014; Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.

https://twitter.com/JohnDingell/status/1060066959885303808?s=19

# ? Nov 7, 2018 08:22

Blank Construct: Jan 20, 2010; Shepard.; Nap Ghost

Why is there a dead man on the ballot?

# ? Nov 7, 2018 08:23

Mr.Pibbleton: Feb 3, 2006; Aleuts rock, chummer.

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

This is nice, but in TN Trump endorsed America's biggest opiate peddler and she absolutely smoked the centrist liberal despite his education and experience as governor.

So it's really a toss-up on whether far right politics from a dem is the cancer eating the heart of the party, or if the overdose capital of the world just REALLY loves opiates.

At least we know it wasn't a Trump bump.

A few years ago I went back to Alaska for a wedding, visited my home village and found out that there had been a heroine epidemic there too. :smith:

# ? Nov 7, 2018 08:23

nooneofconsequence: Oct 30, 2012; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Heller's done. There's a dem pickup.

# ? Nov 7, 2018 08:23

nooneofconsequence: Oct 30, 2012; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Blank Construct posted:

Why is there a dead man on the ballot?

Died like 2 weeks ago. Too late to find a replacement. They'll just appoint another bloated republican in his place.

# ? Nov 7, 2018 08:24

Bogus Adventure: Jan 11, 2017; More like "Bulges Adventure"

nooneofconsequence posted:

Heller's done. There's a dem pickup.

The Harry Reid political machine keeps on chugging.

# ? Nov 7, 2018 08:24

Bearded Whiteguy: Mar 2, 2018; I APPROPRIATE THE PLIGHT OF OTHER RACES TO FILL THE VOID OF BEING A FAT USELESS FUCK

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

This is nice, but in TN Trump endorsed America's biggest opiate peddler and she absolutely smoked the centrist liberal despite his education and experience as governor.

So it's really a toss-up on whether far right politics from a dem is the cancer eating the heart of the party, or if the overdose capital of the world just REALLY loves opiates.

At least we know it wasn't a Trump bump.

I�m going with Opiates. Freakin Manchin won because he voted for Kavanaugh. The Red part of the Midwest is a shithole and probably isn�t helped by many of us �young� (me not so young anymore) leaving.

# ? Nov 7, 2018 08:26

Blank Construct: Jan 20, 2010; Shepard.; Nap Ghost

nooneofconsequence posted:

Died like 2 weeks ago. Too late to find a replacement. They'll just appoint another bloated republican in his place.

Oh. Thanks!

# ? Nov 7, 2018 08:26

The Anime Liker: Aug 8, 2009; by VideoGames

Mr.Pibbleton posted:

A few years ago I went back to Alaska for a wedding, visited my home village and found out that there had been a heroine epidemic there too.

I'm an EMT in TN.

It's loving insane here and I literally can't wrap my head around the idea that every republican in this state shouted "fake news" at her public campaign donations from the big 3 opiate manufacturers (McKesson, Cardinal Health, and AmerisourceBergen) and her very public voting record.

I really have to believe republicans are just junkies that want to die.

# ? Nov 7, 2018 08:27

StupidSexyVaultGuy: Jul 26, 2003

nooneofconsequence posted:

Died like 2 weeks ago. Too late to find a replacement. They'll just appoint another bloated republican in his place.

Bring forth his head concubine to rule in his stead

# ? Nov 7, 2018 08:28

nooneofconsequence: Oct 30, 2012; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Arizona could be interesting. NYT says 51% chance R, 538 says 61% D.

I'm going to bed. I saw Scott Walker smote down and that's a good note to end on.

# ? Nov 7, 2018 08:28

frh: Dec 6, 2014; Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.

https://twitter.com/jessieopie/status/1060068498226008064?s=19

The ultimate self own

# ? Nov 7, 2018 08:28

The Anime Liker: Aug 8, 2009; by VideoGames

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW posted:

https://twitter.com/jessieopie/status/1060068498226008064?s=19

The ultimate self own

My erection can be seen from space with the naked eye.

This is the extremely good poo poo.

# ? Nov 7, 2018 08:30

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

This is nice, but in TN Trump endorsed America's biggest opiate peddler and she absolutely smoked the centrist liberal despite his education and experience as governor.

So it's really a toss-up on whether far right politics from a dem is the cancer eating the heart of the party, or if the overdose capital of the world just REALLY loves opiates.

At least we know it wasn't a Trump bump.

everyone keeps using the work praxis so im just gonna say that feeding chuds opiates is hellla good praxis so bravo to her

# ? Nov 7, 2018 08:33

Aesop Poprock: Oct 21, 2008; Grimey Drawer

Color me unsurprised that the states with the worst and most inexcusable racist republicans kept them in charge because who the gently caress expected that to change. Hope they all die of heart failure semi soon

# ? Nov 7, 2018 08:33

the good fax machine: Feb 26, 2007; by Nyc_Tattoo

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

This is nice, but in TN Trump endorsed America's biggest opiate peddler and she absolutely smoked the centrist liberal despite his education and experience as governor.

So it's really a toss-up on whether far right politics from a dem is the cancer eating the heart of the party, or if the overdose capital of the world just REALLY loves opiates.

At least we know it wasn't a Trump bump.

https://twitter.com/ltgovmcnally/status/1060026719401361408

tennessee is a piece of poo poo like the rest of the south, who cares

# ? Nov 7, 2018 08:35

Blast of Confetti: Apr 21, 2008; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

finally, the house will start acting with decorum.

# ? Nov 7, 2018 08:36

An insane mind: Aug 11, 2018

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

I'm an EMT in TN.

I really have to believe republicans are just junkies that want to die.

This is good news, a few more decades and we'll be rid of them :gbsmith:

# ? Nov 7, 2018 08:36

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Stink Billyums posted:

As someone living in a social democracy it's pretty funny seeing the Democrats called commies for policies that wouldn't be out of place in the Nixon administration.

our country sucks horse balls please send peacekeepers

# ? Nov 7, 2018 08:37

nooneofconsequence: Oct 30, 2012; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Alan Smithee posted:

our country sucks horse balls please send nukes

# ? Nov 7, 2018 08:37

The Anime Liker: Aug 8, 2009; by VideoGames

the good fax machine posted:

https://twitter.com/ltgovmcnally/status/1060026719401361408

tennessee is a piece of poo poo like the rest of the south, who cares

There are some adorable bistros in the very gay metropolitan areas and I wish to rescue them before we rightfully nuke the gently caress out of the rest of it.

# ? Nov 7, 2018 08:38