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Lucid Nonsense posted:So is this election like the parable about the frog and scorpion, or the tortoise and the hare? it's the farmer who has to move a fox, a chicken, and a bag of seed. China no longer wants his seed so he has to eat the chicken and fox
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Nov 7, 2018 09:23
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Jel Shaker posted:lol @ America TBF It took a lot of dying grandmas to pull through
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Nov 7, 2018 09:24
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Dino Rossi (WA 8) is down 10k to his opponent and that fills me with a boyish glee
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Nov 7, 2018 09:24
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Code Jockey posted:and the only way to fix Florida is to follow Bugs Bunny's lead It's still amazing to me how prescient Bugs Bunny sawing off Florida is. That cartoon was released in 1949.
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Nov 7, 2018 09:29
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WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW posted:https://twitter.com/mattmfm/status/1060073700538679296?s=19 It looks like this might not have happened. And
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Nov 7, 2018 09:30
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LMAO Duncan "60 counts of fraud, conspiracy, and theft" Hunter won. California confirmed for ultimate CHUD state.
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Nov 7, 2018 09:36
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Helical Nightmares posted:It's still amazing to me how prescient Bugs Bunny sawing off Florida is. That cartoon was released in 1949. They knew. They always knew Honestly what made Florida irredeemable and worthy of scorn for the rest of existence was passing gun laws that made guns EASIER to get (and bragged about it afterwards) while children who had just been shot actually cried in front of them at the Capitol From that point on Florida's government has been irrideemable scum to me, and nothing they do suprises me. Let the seas wash it away
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Nov 7, 2018 09:37
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Nov 7, 2018 09:50
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Ashmole posted:this fuckin dude named after a textbook company nonono he's a horny globe you see edit: gently caress YOU OMGVBFLOL
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Nov 7, 2018 09:51
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:LMAO Duncan "60 counts of fraud, conspiracy, and theft" Hunter won. it's like india and its non hindu religions. even with a minority there's still enough to start a brain riot
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Nov 7, 2018 09:53
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I'm from Florida and I say kill 'em all (Floridians)! Seriously gently caress my state.
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Nov 7, 2018 09:56
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What America needs is actual socialism, hopefully after all olds have died off. Seriously, I can attest it's like a warm bath.
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Nov 7, 2018 10:00
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Looks like America still is a racicst cesspool. Sad!
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Nov 7, 2018 10:04
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Is Arizona still a maybe? 93% reporting, of course the green candidate took the percent for the dem to win smh
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Nov 7, 2018 10:05
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Like, what are these replies? https://twitter.com/dapplegraypony/status/1060065346189774848 I, what? I can't even...  We got maybe 20 years to try and save this planet, there is no time to wait for these literal retards to die off. I don't even mean that a pejorative, these people must surely have severe learning difficulties?!
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Nov 7, 2018 10:10
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America continues to bend over backwards and poo poo on it's own forehead grinning all the way.Son of Rodney posted:Lmao at anybody looking at America keeping a party and president in power who are absolutely retarded, corrupt, power hungry and hell bent on gutting any kind of social program, and going "um excuse me we got like 5 seats more than last time so there". thats a hyperlol
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Nov 7, 2018 10:15
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Springfield Fatts posted:I'm from Florida and I say kill 'em all (Floridians)! as a californian i say load up the cool ones into disney world and move it to an island off New York
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Nov 7, 2018 10:17
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hi folks i live in texas and we gave ted cruz another term as senator
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Nov 7, 2018 10:19
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Senator Armstrong but he's dubbed by Ted Cruz.
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Nov 7, 2018 10:24
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Dravs posted:Like, what are these replies? That's a misconeption. The planet will be fine. It's been a ball of hot lava and is still here after being repeatedly struck by meoteorites. It's still spinning away merrily. We absolutely need to do something to make sure *we* will be able to continue thriving on our abused cradle of life. But the Earth will be there with or without us. #PositivesideOfExtinction
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Nov 7, 2018 10:29
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Looks like Florida doesn't want to monkey it up lol
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Nov 7, 2018 10:30
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Dravs posted:Like, what are these replies? Lol, it's 11:55 and america decides to go on a coked out fascist bender instead of helping to keep this poo poo together for the sake of the human race. Not that the chances for this were good in the first place with our case of late stage capitalism.
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Nov 7, 2018 10:30
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Even though Beto lost, is he able to run for president in 2020? I have no idea how US politics works. I just want to imagine Cruz running again and being super smug at going up against the guy he beat in Texas, only to get stomped by him in a nationwide vote. Shortly after Cruz will convince Texans to secede, the good ones get out and then they get invaded and reclaimed by Mexico. All of the refugees get refused entry at the border to the new USA and are forced to live as Mexicans and eat "foreign" food (without realising it's almost identical to the food they were already eating). This is my fanfiction, do not steal. Also, there is a federal investigation into the Trump family that shows decade-long financial fraud, all of their assets are seized and Doland Tmrups lasts sight is seeing his family penniless and destitute before he dies of kidney stones being lodged in his urethra.
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Nov 7, 2018 10:40
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ScrubLeague posted:hi folks i live in texas and we gave ted cruz another term as senator The slime creature saw its shadow so Texans will be rootin and tootin around the history book bonfires for another six years
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Nov 7, 2018 10:40
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Nov 7, 2018 10:43
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Dravs posted:Like, what are these replies? "She's incoherent!" (Proceeds to vomit words everywhere)
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Nov 7, 2018 10:45
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LMAO what happened to that boxcar hobo Al Giordano that was going to unseat Bernie because he dared to upset mother in 2016? The #StillWithHer fuckers that followed him basically lived in my mentions for nearly a year. How'd he fair tonight?
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Nov 7, 2018 10:51
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lmao remember that time trump won the presidency?
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Nov 7, 2018 10:51
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yeah I went to universal studios and sent shrek videos to the trump wins Snapchat
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Nov 7, 2018 10:53
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358 live odds were possibly better than the 2016 needle.
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Nov 7, 2018 10:54
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You fuckers couldn't even get rid of Ted Cruz. You couldn't look at the ballot and resist voting for the most pathetic, miserable piece of poo poo on the planet. loving christ
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Nov 7, 2018 10:55
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Calico Heart posted:You fuckers couldn't even get rid of Ted Cruz. You couldn't look at the ballot and resist voting for the most pathetic, miserable piece of poo poo on the planet. Imagine being so pathetic you look up to Ted Cruz as a real human leader.
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Nov 7, 2018 10:57
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So what percentage of chuds and boomers need to die from opiates and old age in the next 2 years for a Dem to win 2020?
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Nov 7, 2018 11:00
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But just think guys, now Trump's tax cut for the middle class can finally get started on.  I mean he said he was going to do it after midterms.
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 Watch out, I might get what I'm after. Baby boomers strange but not a stranger. I'm an ordinary guy, blame it on the House
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