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Doom Sleigher
Dec 29, 2004



Uncle at Nintendo posted:

Sarah Sanders, dog murderer, is running with this now lol

https://twitter.com/PressSec/status/1060333176252448768?s=19

Now when it's an attractive tv show host, that's when you can grab em' by the pussy, you see?

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TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017




If you told Loomer to burn down her house because it was full of Deep State listening devices she would probably do it

Holy poo poo is she dumb

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
hosed up that it's been 10 hours since Jim Acosta murdered a woman in cold blood and no arrests have been made.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

hosed up that it's been 10 hours since Jim Acosta murdered a woman in cold blood and no arrests have been made.

America chose mobs, not jobs

sure okay
Apr 7, 2006





Saw him scalp her on live tv. Then stripped naked and went ranting and raving all over the White House.

No arrests. Crazy.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
America chose BOFA DEEZ, not GOPs.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/BAKKOOONN/status/1060379016085954560
lol this is totally going to happen

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



trem_two posted:

America chose mobs, not jobs

:gritin:

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh



haha holy poo poo they are going to aren’t they?

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





watched a snuff film live today that was p cool this administration is so brave

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Tiny Lowtax posted:

haha holy poo poo they are going to aren’t they?

Start a grift GoFundMe for her medical bills right now if you want a free 6 figure income.

sure okay
Apr 7, 2006






neck brace too. And frazzled hair.

Lawyer standing next her, looks kinda like Bill Murray.

He pointin at her while starin down the cameras, “MY CLIENT

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Walleye didn’t kill her dog, just her career outside of a molesting manager/camera type at foxnews.

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006

The press secretary posted the edited InfoWars video, right?

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Doubling down lolol

https://twitter.com/PressSec/status/1060374680991883265

kinda disappointed there's no ominous music edited in.

frh
Dec 6, 2014

Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.
https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/1059908186126381063?s=19

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
why is everything so dumb? how is everything so dumb??

Mr. Sharps
Jul 30, 2006

The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.



AreWeDrunkYet posted:

The press secretary posted the edited InfoWars video, right?

yea

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


AreWeDrunkYet posted:

The press secretary posted the edited InfoWars video, right?

lol yeah and there will be no consequences

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


The Protagonist posted:

why is everything so dumb? how is everything so dumb??

who is everything so dumb?

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/jonswaine/status/1060312191159713792

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

The Protagonist posted:

why is everything so dumb? how is everything so dumb??

We taught old people how to connect to the WiFi and use Facebook.

Next question.

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
geriatric gigadeath when

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

:laffo:

The Protagonist posted:

why is everything so dumb? how is everything so dumb??

People are dumb in general, and the one unifying cultural aspect of America is that we have to be the biggest, loudest, and most obnoxious in every endeavor.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

hosed up that it's been 10 hours since Jim Acosta murdered a woman in cold blood and no arrests have been made.

Criminal Mastermind and slavering feral beast Jim Acosta was very careful to cover his tracks when he unhinged his jaw to consume his victim whole instead of hacking her to pieces with that deadly weaponized microphone he brandished.

No body, no crime.

Ayn Randi
Mar 12, 2009


Grimey Drawer

The Protagonist posted:

why is everything so dumb? how is everything so dumb??

america. out of many, dumb.

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

The Protagonist posted:

why is everything so dumb? how is everything so dumb??

because we live in a reality where humanity didnt wipe itself out with nuclear weapons in the last 50 years despite massive proliferation, so by rights, we live in an unlikely timeline. the longer we go without nuking everything the weirder its gonna get

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

I'm not sure anything can beat the weirdness of Jim 'The Ripper' Acosta being allowed into White House press conferences for multiple administrations covered in the still-fresh blood of his victims.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
We all died in 2016. Not just the celebs.

That's why none of us can actually feel anything anymore.

Ayn Randi
Mar 12, 2009


Grimey Drawer

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

We all died in 2016. Not just the celebs.

That's why none of us can actually feel anything anymore.

drunk is a feeling

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

boar guy posted:

because we live in a reality where humanity didnt wipe itself out with nuclear weapons in the last 50 years despite massive proliferation, so by rights, we live in an unlikely timeline. the longer we go without nuking everything the weirder its gonna get

Every time I re-read this post it gets disturbingly more astute.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Ayn Randi posted:

drunk is a feeling

Second track on my 'Nihilism is a Democracy' album.

spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari

Have they found the interns body yet?

Ayn Randi
Mar 12, 2009


Grimey Drawer
jim acosta and a cnn hitsquad murdered and dismembered an intern in a saudi embassy then dressed up in her clothes and wandered around the white house

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

spaceblancmange posted:

Have they found the interns body yet?

Not any pieces large enough to ID

mcvey
Aug 31, 2006

go caps haha

*Washington Capitals #1 Fan On DeviantArt*
Acosta seen fleeing downtown DC in a white Ford Bronco. Reportedly waving a pistol around and suicidal

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

priznat posted:

Not any pieces large enough to ID

Not after he was finished anyway. I can't believe one man could eat so much in one sitting.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

My thoughts and prayers to the intern in this trying time. Have they announced a Gofundme for her hospital bills and funeral arrangements?

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Just got an alert on my phone that police are conducting a nationwide manhunt for a middle-aged cuban man, lean build, with salt and pepper hair last seen in the 20001 zip code

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Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

i wanna know more about the intern though. is she being fitted for a sling as we speak? when she makes an appearance, will they have gone overboard with the bruised-n-bloody look? does she get promoted to pant steamer after it's all done? are her parents telling her to just do whatever trompu says?

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