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KickerOfMice
Jun 7, 2017

[/color]Keep firing, assholes![/color]

Spaceballs the custom title.
Fun Shoe

Edmund Lava posted:

Computer describe Millennials in 280 characters or less

https://twitter.com/rexsantus/status/1060647430318891009?s=20

Socialist can't afford [x] :laugh: Come on man, try harder.

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Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




AlBorlantern Corps posted:

Our country is pretty loving big and some places are remote! And if we aren't sure about a ballot we hold onto it and count it later!

Canada is bigger and has just as many remote places and we do fine. You have no excuses. :colbert:

Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


:lol: at all the chuds on Twitter crying voter fraud at...all the votes being counted.

my bony fealty posted:

For the nth time if you got upset like an hour after the first polls closed, while like 90% of the races Dems needed to pickup were still open, it is not Nate Silver's fault
In fairness, a lot of the :matters: idiots here were intentionally trying to provoke them. But yeah, the chances going from 95% to 40% within half an hour when the only called races were Dem flips should have been a sign that something was off with the live model.

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



Rick Scott and Marco Rubio getting this shook is EXTREMELY pleasing to me. Maybe they know they are about to hear some bad news.

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


Furnaceface posted:

Canada is bigger and has just as many remote places and we do fine. You have no excuses. :colbert:

Fine. You want the truth?



We're bad at this.

Skippy McPants
Mar 19, 2009

Lord Hydronium posted:

:lol: at all the chuds on Twitter crying voter fraud at...all the votes being counted.

If they can't get the votes counted by midnight on election day, then the votes shouldn't count! If it was good enough for Cinderella then it's good enough for us.

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Mind_Taker posted:

Rick Scott and Marco Rubio getting this shook is EXTREMELY pleasing to me. Maybe they know they are about to hear some bad news.

oh god, please let it work out.

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

AlBorlantern Corps posted:

No congressperson should have an apartment in DC. There ought to be dorms.

there's a documentary featuring John Goodman about Marco Rubio and three other senators living together

Tibalt
May 14, 2017

What, drawn, and talk of peace! I hate the word, As I hate hell, all Montagues, and thee

Lord Hydronium posted:

:lol: at all the chuds on Twitter crying voter fraud at...all the votes being counted.

In fairness, a lot of the :matters: idiots here were intentionally trying to provoke them. But yeah, the chances going from 95% to 40% within half an hour when the only called races were Dem flips should have been a sign that something was off with the live model.
Hey remember when I toxxed that dems were going to take the house while everyone was freaking out about an arbitrary number falling to 35%? Good times.

Read my series on various 2020 elections y'all

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

Majorian posted:

Then pressure the Democratic leadership to start fostering a better batch of younger candidates. Get people like Pelosi and Schumer to step down, so that younger, more progressive Dems can build their profile. As it stands, most of the younger ones that may run in 2020 are not very good.

speaker Pelosi with younger Good Dem majority leader and/or whip is what I'm hoping for

an ancient ruthless monster is tbh a pretty handy asset in the House right now

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Furnaceface posted:

Canada is bigger and has just as many remote places and we do fine. You have no excuses. :colbert:

You have like 10 people living there.

One of them's a belligerent French-speaking rear end in a top hat, which is admittedly a challenge, but still.

GreyjoyBastard posted:

speaker Pelosi with younger Good Dem majority leader and/or whip is what I'm hoping for

That would be fine, just as long as she stops putting her drat foot in her mouth.

cr0y
Mar 24, 2005



Furnaceface posted:

Wait... you guys are still counting votes and dont have the results yet? :psypop:

#BestDemocracy

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


Mind_Taker posted:

Rick Scott and Marco Rubio getting this shook is EXTREMELY pleasing to me. Maybe they know they are about to hear some bad news.

One thing I've read is that there is a very large discrepancy between the number of Gov votes in Broward and the number of Senate votes. Either an incredibly unusual and out of trend number of voters left the Senate part blank, the machines hosed up and just straight up miscounted, or people systematically marked the ballot in a way that the machines aren't looking for.

Both of the latter two could be enough to swing things in a hand recount.

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

Am I reading correctly that a rep didn't even RUN for AZ-7 (Maricopa)?

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006


Shifty Pony posted:

Fine. You want the truth?



We're bad at this.

We’re bad at this by design. The republicans have acknowledge pulically that if more people vote they’d lose their elections. So making votes harder to count or easier to be misplaced (typically in a way that heavily favors early and absentee ballots since those are usually heavily democrat voters) is just one more tool of voter suppression

farraday
Jan 10, 2007

Lower those eyebrows, young man. And the other one.

actionjackson posted:

Am I reading correctly that a rep didn't even RUN for AZ-7 (Maricopa)?

Minority majority district where Clinton got 72% of the vote. Hard to convince people consistently to spend their own money (cause lol at getting backing) to lose by 50%.

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Mind_Taker posted:

Rick Scott and Marco Rubio getting this shook is EXTREMELY pleasing to me. Maybe they know they are about to hear some bad news.

What if a hand recount would prove systemic electronic tampering by the Republicans?

Edmund Lava
Sep 8, 2004

Hey, I'm from Brooklyn. I'm going to call myself Mr. Friendly.

GreyjoyBastard posted:

there's a documentary featuring John Goodman about Marco Rubio and three other senators living together

Which was based on Chuck Schumer’s living arrangement. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ODejBuFlY20

Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything

Shifty Pony posted:

One thing I've read is that there is a very large discrepancy between the number of Gov votes in Broward and the number of Senate votes. Either an incredibly unusual and out of trend number of voters left the Senate part blank, the machines hosed up and just straight up miscounted, or people systematically marked the ballot in a way that the machines aren't looking for.

Both of the latter two could be enough to swing things in a hand recount.

https://twitter.com/mcimaps/status/1060642052646625281

They're saying one possible reason is that the senate race part was in a place on the ballot that a voter could have easily missed, which if true is maddening. Butterfly ballot all over again.

malbogio
Jan 19, 2015

Shifty Pony posted:

One thing I've read is that there is a very large discrepancy between the number of Gov votes in Broward and the number of Senate votes. Either an incredibly unusual and out of trend number of voters left the Senate part blank, the machines hosed up and just straight up miscounted, or people systematically marked the ballot in a way that the machines aren't looking for.

Both of the latter two could be enough to swing things in a hand recount.

Based on the Broward ballot someone posted earlier I wouldn't be surprised if they just left it blank. The selection of senator was in the bottom-left corner jammed between the voting instructions and an incumbent-only race.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Furnaceface posted:

Wait... you guys are still counting votes and dont have the results yet? :psypop:

California still has 4.5 million uncounted votes :ca:

The bear crying is very unrealistic, we don't have any water

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



AlBorlantern Corps posted:

I think I've missed something. I know it was at +3-4, and expected Arizona to flip to make it +2-3, but what else flipped to make it 1-2? Is that referring to Montana results coming in earlier today?

Some people were real worried about MT and saying we could lose it, though some of us were more confident. At any rate, It's currently 51-46 with three to go; Arizona, Florida, and Mississippi. So it could theoretically be anywhere from 51-49 to 54-46 in favor of the GOP. AZ is looking increasingly Sinema-leaning tonight, whilst Mississippi's special election has gnoe to a runoff and will be decided in a couple of weeks IIRC, but I don't see that going Dem. Florida's going to a hand recount because it's that close, probably still going with Rick "They're trying to steal my seat by counting all the ballots!" Scott, but hope springs eternal. I guess it depends on how many ballots that Scott tried to suppress come to light and get counted.

So my money is on 53-47, winning AZ but losing the other two yet to be settled; whether you count that as being +2-3 or +1-2 is an exercise I leave to your own discretion.

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Shifty Pony posted:

One thing I've read is that there is a very large discrepancy between the number of Gov votes in Broward and the number of Senate votes. Either an incredibly unusual and out of trend number of voters left the Senate part blank, the machines hosed up and just straight up miscounted, or people systematically marked the ballot in a way that the machines aren't looking for.

Both of the latter two could be enough to swing things in a hand recount.

Not just that, a lot more people voted for AG. There's not a person even in god drat Florida who says "Eh, who cares about the Senate, but this state Attorney General is VERY IMPORTANT"

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

farraday posted:

Minority majority district where Clinton got 72% of the vote. Hard to convince people consistently to spend their own money (cause lol at getting backing) to lose by 50%.

relatedly this is how the Illinois Nazi got nominated, nobody else was interested in getting obliterated and this time he was very careful not to give the party an excuss to toss his paperwork

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

Furnaceface posted:

Canada is bigger and has just as many remote places and we do fine. You have no excuses. :colbert:

high turnout correlates to more votes for democrats so unless they're in a bonafide majority red area and want to prevent a loss republicans usually implement programs that are counterproductive or that can easily go wrong

Jaxyon
Mar 7, 2016
I’m just saying I would like to see a man beat a woman in a cage. Just to be sure.

AlBorlantern Corps posted:

Our country is pretty loving big and some places are remote! And if we aren't sure about a ballot we hold onto it and count it later!

LOL at the way Americans rationalize how broken their country is as far as voting

snorch
Jul 27, 2009
Just rode past the US consulate in Vancouver and there's a small congregation of about a hundred or so people. Not sure whether that makes any difference but it's a nice show of solidarity I guess.

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

AlBorlantern Corps posted:

Not just that, a lot more people voted for AG. There's not a person even in god drat Florida who says "Eh, who cares about the Senate, but this state Attorney General is VERY IMPORTANT"

If people actually left the spot blank though it still doesn't count, right?

Sanguinia
Jan 1, 2012

~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Ms Adequate posted:

Some people were real worried about MT and saying we could lose it, though some of us were more confident. At any rate, It's currently 51-46 with three to go; Arizona, Florida, and Mississippi. So it could theoretically be anywhere from 51-49 to 54-46 in favor of the GOP. AZ is looking increasingly Sinema-leaning tonight, whilst Mississippi's special election has gnoe to a runoff and will be decided in a couple of weeks IIRC, but I don't see that going Dem. Florida's going to a hand recount because it's that close, probably still going with Rick "They're trying to steal my seat by counting all the ballots!" Scott, but hope springs eternal. I guess it depends on how many ballots that Scott tried to suppress come to light and get counted.

So my money is on 53-47, winning AZ but losing the other two yet to be settled; whether you count that as being +2-3 or +1-2 is an exercise I leave to your own discretion.

It's taking literally every ounce of my self-control not to hope for Florida given that the gap has closed to hand recount and now Scott took a dump on national television. I swear is ANYONE starts talking positively about Mississippi I'm going to slap their poo poo. :argh:

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Lord Hydronium posted:

In fairness, a lot of the :matters: idiots here were intentionally trying to provoke them. But yeah, the chances going from 95% to 40% within half an hour when the only called races were Dem flips should have been a sign that something was off with the live model.

In normal times sure, but a lot of us were deeply, deeply scarred by 2016 and the progression of The Needle inexorably towards a Trump victory through the night. Our dumb monkey brains saw the numbers and freaked out, even when we had the intellectual parts urging caution and not jumping to conclusions.

e; On counting votes I mean, it's not like these folks are getting sworn in for another couple of months, there's no need to have everything counted within three hours of polls closing or whatever.

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/DavidJollyFL/status/1060707551631867904?s=19

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
I suppose it is possible that republican whats her name from Mississippi will suddenly turn out to be a sex monster but seeing as she's an incumbent and afaik free of major scandal she'll probably win the runoff just fine

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Ms Adequate posted:

In normal times sure, but a lot of us were deeply, deeply scarred by 2016 and the progression of The Needle inexorably towards a Trump victory through the night. Our dumb monkey brains saw the numbers and freaked out, even when we had the intellectual parts urging caution and not jumping to conclusions.

yeah, i think alot of people are afraid to hope or believe things will get better and people are turning on the GOP and trump because the Election was like a 9/11 type event to lefties/liberals/grognards like us. now that doesn't mean we should be complacent and poo poo but still.

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

corn in the bible posted:

I suppose it is possible that republican whats her name from Mississippi will suddenly turn out to be a sex monster but seeing as she's an incumbent and afaik free of major scandal she'll probably win the runoff just fine

Just like with Moore, any such findings would have absolutely no effect anyway.

Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747

corn in the bible posted:

I suppose it is possible that republican whats her name from Mississippi will suddenly turn out to be a sex monster but seeing as she's an incumbent and afaik free of major scandal she'll probably win the runoff just fine

If the candidate is a woman, is the rule then "dead boy or live girl?"

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

Sanguinia posted:

It's taking literally every ounce of my self-control not to hope for Florida given that the gap has closed to hand recount and now Scott took a dump on national television. I swear is ANYONE starts talking positively about Mississippi I'm going to slap their poo poo. :argh:

the reason there's a runoff in MS is that the democrat got 40% and two republicans split 60% between them. so technically the democrat was in the lead, but... you know, there's not gonna be two republicans in the runoff election.

it is theoretically possible to make up that gap but really doesn't see too likely

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

yeah, he knows he is possibly hosed.

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



The Glumslinger posted:

California still has 4.5 million uncounted votes :ca:

The bear crying is very unrealistic, we don't have any water

This made me laugh. Well done :golfclap:

lol if Trump lost the entire House and multiple governor seats, and all he ended up getting was a net gain of 1 in the Senate.

:lol:

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Deified Data
Nov 3, 2015


Fun Shoe
Thought I spent all my bloodlust on Tuesday folks, even one of these fuckers going down in the senate will send me blasting off tonight

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Sanguinia
Jan 1, 2012

~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Brony Car posted:

If the candidate is a woman, is the rule then "dead boy or live girl?"

Only dead boy, Male Gaze dictates live girl would be hot. Well, MS may be to The South for that.

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