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Snow Cone Capone posted:mods pls change name to Disco Apologist Mods please change his name to STD Apologist. We will know what it really means.
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# ? Nov 7, 2018 19:25 |
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Kitchner posted:Mods please change his name to STD Apologist. We will know what it really means.
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# ? Nov 7, 2018 19:55 |
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Kitchner posted:Mods please change his name to STD Apologist. We will know what it really means. "Yes Doc, they both burn when I pee."
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# ? Nov 8, 2018 01:17 |
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simplefish posted:"Yes Doc, they both burn when I pee."
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# ? Nov 8, 2018 01:32 |
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mods changed my name posted:is there a gif of Worf spraying acid in crushes face??? that poo poo owns I like how they casually mentioned she was going to have to have her face reconstructed because getting it melted off is just having a normal one in starfleet
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# ? Nov 8, 2018 04:34 |
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Ghost Leviathan posted:And here I thought Enterprise was already the Star Trek version of the Prequels. Star Trek Discovery is to Star Trek what the Sequel Trilogy is to Star Wars. It's bad despite having the money to make it look pretty, but a bunch of #woke-brained morons will leave no stone unturned in their quest to say, "Well, actually it's much better than prior Star Treks because it's more 'adult' and 'mature' and 'grim' rather than delightfully weird and optimistic."
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# ? Nov 8, 2018 04:45 |
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Onto season 2 of my ds9 rewatch and so many of these early episodes I don't even remember. Like ensign wheelchair which was eh and nervous trill steals the dax worm, which had almost no tension the entire way through. There's a big increase in quality to s1 though.
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# ? Nov 8, 2018 04:47 |
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Bogus Adventure posted:Star Trek Discovery is to Star Trek what the Sequel Trilogy is to Star Wars. It's bad despite having the money to make it look pretty, but a bunch of #woke-brained morons will leave no stone unturned in their quest to say, "Well, actually it's much better than prior Star Treks because it's more 'adult' and 'mature' and 'grim' rather than delightfully weird and optimistic." I can always count on the GBS thread for bad takes
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# ? Nov 8, 2018 04:53 |
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Poster with poo poo Taste posted:I can always count on the GBS thread for bad takes
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# ? Nov 8, 2018 04:55 |
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Fun quotes from a time long ago Commander William T. Riker: When I was at the Academy, we had a Vulcan superintendent who had memorized the personnel files of every single cadet, knew everything about them. It was like having your parents around all the time. Capt. Picard: My superintendent was a Betazoid, full telepath. When he sent for you to his office, he didn't have to ask what you'd done.
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# ? Nov 8, 2018 04:55 |
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Bogus Adventure posted:Fun quotes from a time long ago Why do these both sound like porn setups
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# ? Nov 8, 2018 05:00 |
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Why do these both sound like porn setups These are the voyages of the Starship Intercourse...
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# ? Nov 8, 2018 05:04 |
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Bogus Adventure posted:Fun quotes from a time long ago Superintendent: Congratulations, Cadets. There is nothing worse out there than what you have endured for the past six years. You will all do Federation proud. Smash Cut to Picard getting tortured via counting Capt. Picard: Sacre bleu, that bitch was right. I mean, four lights.
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# ? Nov 8, 2018 07:01 |
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Why do these both sound like porn setups It's too late, I've seen everything.
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# ? Nov 8, 2018 07:05 |
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DoctorWhat posted:It's too late, I've seen everything. *wink*
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# ? Nov 8, 2018 07:06 |
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Man, I love schran Come back my man schran
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# ? Nov 8, 2018 09:47 |
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Parts Kit posted:holy lol, Ducat banged the Kai finishing my DS9 rewatch I have to conclude that the pah wraiths were actually good as they are mostly used as an excuse for dukat and winn to act like assholes. dukat only goes full "burn down the universe" in his very last scene, the rest of the time he's still the same old hilarious ducat bullshitting away suspiciously spoon-headed babies and the such.
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# ? Nov 8, 2018 11:51 |
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They don't even bother explaining the Kosst Amojaan blood magic. Dukat wearing a T-shirt saying 'I hosed the space pope'
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# ? Nov 8, 2018 11:54 |
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Ghost Leviathan posted:They don't even bother explaining the Kosst Amojaan blood magic. All it needs to say is "#Winn'ing"
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# ? Nov 8, 2018 12:07 |
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I would like to see a scene of Homer Simpson being tortured by Darheel but he just doesn't understand the premise if the torture at all and Darheel can't break him. Ok now I'm going to show you some lights Uh huh And there's going to be five of them Sure And no matter what you may think you see, when I ask you how many lights there are, you say there are five lights. Ok That's five. Just say there are five lights. Got it. Now, how many lights are there? Four.
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# ? Nov 8, 2018 12:14 |
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It's always hilarious when attempts to psychologically torture or brainwash Homer are ineffective. (at least until the villain realises that you need to use a method that's as dumb as he is)
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# ? Nov 8, 2018 12:23 |
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cardies look as poo poo when their hair gets mussed up
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# ? Nov 8, 2018 13:25 |
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I haven't actually watched Discovery, but... is that Clem Fandango?
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# ? Nov 8, 2018 15:16 |
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AlBorlantern Corps posted:I would like to see a scene of Homer Simpson being tortured by Darheel but he just doesn't understand the premise if the torture at all and Darheel can't break him. Madred, not Darhe'el. Darhe'el was the Butcher of Gallitep; Madred interrogated Picard.
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# ? Nov 8, 2018 18:07 |
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Bogus Adventure posted:a bunch of #woke-brained morons will leave no stone unturned in their quest to say, "Well, actually it's much better than prior Star Treks because it's more 'adult' and 'mature' and 'grim' rather than delightfully weird and optimistic." But enough about DS9 fans.
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# ? Nov 8, 2018 18:23 |
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Heathen posted:But enough about DS9 fans.
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# ? Nov 8, 2018 18:35 |
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Heathen posted:But enough about DS9 fans. Wow, the truth really does hurt.
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# ? Nov 8, 2018 19:12 |
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Heathen posted:But enough about DS9 fans.
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# ? Nov 8, 2018 19:44 |
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# ? Nov 8, 2018 23:05 |
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I love you sapace girlfriend don’t cry
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# ? Nov 8, 2018 23:11 |
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The reverse Riker
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# ? Nov 9, 2018 06:31 |
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Ghost Leviathan posted:They don't even bother explaining the Kosst Amojaan blood magic. Neddy Seagoon posted:All it needs to say is "#Winn'ing" Paging Pick to Doodletown, please draw Dukat in a t-shirt that says both these things on it
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# ? Nov 9, 2018 06:47 |
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Heathen posted:But enough about DS9 fans. Okay, that got a solid from me
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# ? Nov 9, 2018 07:27 |
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Kitchner posted:Kinda torn on it though because if we judged TNG or DS9 on its first season it probably wouldn't get a second either. I know I'm a broken record on this but TNG's first season was run by a senile old man out of his mind on drugs and paranoid narcissism. Like okay if you want to make that comparison then cool, but I think it says some pretty bad things about the current showrunners if "well, ol' Gene kinda hosed up when he was starting up TNG" is what you want to fall back on.
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# ? Nov 9, 2018 07:55 |
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# ? Nov 9, 2018 08:23 |
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:I know I'm a broken record on this but TNG's first season was run by a senile old man out of his mind on drugs and paranoid narcissism.
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# ? Nov 9, 2018 16:07 |
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:I know I'm a broken record on this but TNG's first season was run by a senile old man out of his mind on drugs and paranoid narcissism. No no no what you're supposed to do is sit around making excuses for the terrible show that you would never make for any other show because it references old shows you used to know, and that way everyone will know what a reasonable person you are.
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# ? Nov 9, 2018 17:48 |
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I want to murder the Stefan Urquelle version of Reg Barclay
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# ? Nov 9, 2018 18:19 |
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Tighclops posted:No no no what you're supposed to do is sit around making excuses for the terrible show that you would never make for any other show because it references old shows you used to know, and that way everyone will know what a reasonable person you are. oh, sorry. i'm new at posting about Star trek,
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# ? Nov 9, 2018 18:26 |
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also make sure to reference your fetish for women in form fitting uniforms with big 80’s/90’s hair and/or forehead crinckels
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