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Kitchner
Nov 9, 2012

IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER
Clapping Larry

Snow Cone Capone posted:

mods pls change name to Disco Apologist

you guys will know what it really means.

Mods please change his name to STD Apologist. We will know what it really means.

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Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


Kitchner posted:

Mods please change his name to STD Apologist. We will know what it really means.

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


Kitchner posted:

Mods please change his name to STD Apologist. We will know what it really means.

"Yes Doc, they both burn when I pee."

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


simplefish posted:

"Yes Doc, they both burn when I pee."

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


mods changed my name posted:

is there a gif of Worf spraying acid in crushes face??? that poo poo owns

edit:

yessssss



I like how they casually mentioned she was going to have to have her face reconstructed because getting it melted off is just having a normal one in starfleet

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Ghost Leviathan posted:

And here I thought Enterprise was already the Star Trek version of the Prequels.

Star Trek Discovery is to Star Trek what the Sequel Trilogy is to Star Wars. It's bad despite having the money to make it look pretty, but a bunch of #woke-brained morons will leave no stone unturned in their quest to say, "Well, actually it's much better than prior Star Treks because it's more 'adult' and 'mature' and 'grim' rather than delightfully weird and optimistic."

Flipswitch
Mar 30, 2010


Onto season 2 of my ds9 rewatch and so many of these early episodes I don't even remember. Like ensign wheelchair which was eh and nervous trill steals the dax worm, which had almost no tension the entire way through. There's a big increase in quality to s1 though.

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

Bogus Adventure posted:

Star Trek Discovery is to Star Trek what the Sequel Trilogy is to Star Wars. It's bad despite having the money to make it look pretty, but a bunch of #woke-brained morons will leave no stone unturned in their quest to say, "Well, actually it's much better than prior Star Treks because it's more 'adult' and 'mature' and 'grim' rather than delightfully weird and optimistic."

I can always count on the GBS thread for bad takes :allears:

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Poster with poo poo Taste posted:

I can always count on the GBS thread for bad takes :allears:

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
Fun quotes from a time long ago

Commander William T. Riker: When I was at the Academy, we had a Vulcan superintendent who had memorized the personnel files of every single cadet, knew everything about them. It was like having your parents around all the time.

Capt. Picard: My superintendent was a Betazoid, full telepath. When he sent for you to his office, he didn't have to ask what you'd done.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Bogus Adventure posted:

Fun quotes from a time long ago

Commander William T. Riker: When I was at the Academy, we had a Vulcan superintendent who had memorized the personnel files of every single cadet, knew everything about them. It was like having your parents around all the time.

Capt. Picard: My superintendent was a Betazoid, full telepath. When he sent for you to his office, he didn't have to ask what you'd done.

Why do these both sound like porn setups

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Why do these both sound like porn setups

These are the voyages of the Starship Intercourse...

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

Bogus Adventure posted:

Fun quotes from a time long ago

Commander William T. Riker: When I was at the Academy, we had a Vulcan superintendent who had memorized the personnel files of every single cadet, knew everything about them. It was like having your parents around all the time.

Capt. Picard: My superintendent was a Betazoid, full telepath. When he sent for you to his office, he didn't have to ask what you'd done.

Superintendent: Congratulations, Cadets. There is nothing worse out there than what you have endured for the past six years. You will all do Federation proud.

Smash Cut to Picard getting tortured via counting

Capt. Picard: Sacre bleu, that bitch was right. I mean, four lights.

DoctorWhat
Nov 18, 2011

A little privacy, please?

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Why do these both sound like porn setups

It's too late, I've seen everything.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

DoctorWhat posted:

It's too late, I've seen everything.

*wink*

mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017
Man, I love schran

Come back my man schran

lol but
Feb 24, 2007

body is a dinosaur
Slippery Tilde

Parts Kit posted:

holy lol, Ducat banged the Kai

finishing my DS9 rewatch I have to conclude that the pah wraiths were actually good as they are mostly used as an excuse for dukat and winn to act like assholes. dukat only goes full "burn down the universe" in his very last scene, the rest of the time he's still the same old hilarious ducat bullshitting away suspiciously spoon-headed babies and the such.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
They don't even bother explaining the Kosst Amojaan blood magic.

Dukat wearing a T-shirt saying 'I hosed the space pope'

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Ghost Leviathan posted:

They don't even bother explaining the Kosst Amojaan blood magic.

Dukat wearing a T-shirt saying 'I hosed the space pope'

All it needs to say is "#Winn'ing"

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


I would like to see a scene of Homer Simpson being tortured by Darheel but he just doesn't understand the premise if the torture at all and Darheel can't break him.

Ok now I'm going to show you some lights

Uh huh

And there's going to be five of them

Sure

And no matter what you may think you see, when I ask you how many lights there are, you say there are five lights.

Ok

That's five. Just say there are five lights.

Got it.

Now, how many lights are there?

Four.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
It's always hilarious when attempts to psychologically torture or brainwash Homer are ineffective. (at least until the villain realises that you need to use a method that's as dumb as he is)

lol but
Feb 24, 2007

body is a dinosaur
Slippery Tilde
cardies look :kimchi: as poo poo when their hair gets mussed up

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth


I haven't actually watched Discovery, but... is that Clem Fandango?

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

AlBorlantern Corps posted:

I would like to see a scene of Homer Simpson being tortured by Darheel but he just doesn't understand the premise if the torture at all and Darheel can't break him.

Ok now I'm going to show you some lights

Uh huh

And there's going to be five of them

Sure

And no matter what you may think you see, when I ask you how many lights there are, you say there are five lights.

Ok

That's five. Just say there are five lights.

Got it.

Now, how many lights are there?

Four.

Madred, not Darhe'el. Darhe'el was the Butcher of Gallitep; Madred interrogated Picard. :pseudo:

Heathen
Sep 11, 2001

Bogus Adventure posted:

a bunch of #woke-brained morons will leave no stone unturned in their quest to say, "Well, actually it's much better than prior Star Treks because it's more 'adult' and 'mature' and 'grim' rather than delightfully weird and optimistic."

But enough about DS9 fans.

HD DAD
Jan 13, 2010

Generic white guy.

Toilet Rascal

Heathen posted:

But enough about DS9 fans.

Kitchner
Nov 9, 2012

IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER
Clapping Larry

Heathen posted:

But enough about DS9 fans.

Wow, the truth really does hurt.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

Heathen posted:

But enough about DS9 fans.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



naem
May 29, 2011


I love you sapace girlfriend don’t cry

The General
Mar 4, 2007


The reverse Riker

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


Ghost Leviathan posted:

They don't even bother explaining the Kosst Amojaan blood magic.

Dukat wearing a T-shirt saying 'I hosed the space pope'


Neddy Seagoon posted:

All it needs to say is "#Winn'ing"

Paging Pick to Doodletown, please draw Dukat in a t-shirt that says both these things on it

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Heathen posted:

But enough about DS9 fans.

Okay, that got a solid :lol: from me

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

Kitchner posted:

Kinda torn on it though because if we judged TNG or DS9 on its first season it probably wouldn't get a second either.

I know I'm a broken record on this but TNG's first season was run by a senile old man out of his mind on drugs and paranoid narcissism.


Like okay if you want to make that comparison then cool, but I think it says some pretty bad things about the current showrunners if "well, ol' Gene kinda hosed up when he was starting up TNG" is what you want to fall back on.

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

I know I'm a broken record on this but TNG's first season was run by a senile old man out of his mind on drugs and paranoid narcissism.


Like okay if you want to make that comparison then cool, but I think it says some pretty bad things about the current showrunners if "well, ol' Gene kinda hosed up when he was starting up TNG" is what you want to fall back on.

Tighclops
Jan 23, 2008

Unable to deal with it


Grimey Drawer

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

I know I'm a broken record on this but TNG's first season was run by a senile old man out of his mind on drugs and paranoid narcissism.


Like okay if you want to make that comparison then cool, but I think it says some pretty bad things about the current showrunners if "well, ol' Gene kinda hosed up when he was starting up TNG" is what you want to fall back on.

No no no what you're supposed to do is sit around making excuses for the terrible show that you would never make for any other show because it references old shows you used to know, and that way everyone will know what a reasonable person you are.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
I want to murder the Stefan Urquelle version of Reg Barclay

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

Tighclops posted:

No no no what you're supposed to do is sit around making excuses for the terrible show that you would never make for any other show because it references old shows you used to know, and that way everyone will know what a reasonable person you are.

oh, sorry. i'm new at posting about Star trek,

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naem
May 29, 2011

also make sure to reference your fetish for women in form fitting uniforms with big 80’s/90’s hair and/or forehead crinckels

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