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Phanatic: Mar 13, 2007; Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

# ? Nov 9, 2018 16:24

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# ? May 31, 2024 01:49

Pastry of the Year: Apr 12, 2013

Shnag posted:

There is also kleenex instead of facial tissues and jello instead of gelatin dessert (lol good luck with that one),

# ? Nov 9, 2018 17:19

The Mighty Moltres: Dec 21, 2012; Come! We must fly!

Why wouldn't a company want its brand name to be synonymous with the type of product it sells? It's free marketing!

The Mighty Moltres has a new favorite as of 17:30 on Nov 9, 2018

# ? Nov 9, 2018 17:26

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

There is also farrrrrrrrrt instead of copyright lawyer but somehow they succeeded with that one, so there is still hope!!!!!!!

The Mighty Moltres posted:

Why wouldn't a company want its brand name to be synonymous with the type of product it sells? It's free marketing!

No, because then they wouldn't be in a position to object when I start selling nintendoes out the back of my pickup truck that are in fact just potatoes with electrodes in them.

Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 17:30 on Nov 9, 2018

# ? Nov 9, 2018 17:27

Pakled: Aug 6, 2011; WE ARE SMART

The Mighty Moltres posted:

Why wouldn't a company want its brand name to be synonymous with the type of product it sells? It's free marketing!

Because then other companies could legally use that name.

# ? Nov 9, 2018 17:28

Deteriorata: Feb 6, 2005

The Mighty Moltres posted:

Why wouldn't a company want its brand name to be synonymous with the type of product it sells? It's free marketing!

They lose control of their name as a trademark. Common language words can't be protected.

# ? Nov 9, 2018 17:28

The Mighty Moltres: Dec 21, 2012; Come! We must fly!

# ? Nov 9, 2018 17:30

Zamboni Rodeo: Jul 19, 2007; NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!

Phanatic posted:

My brain absolutely refuses to read this title as anything other than "Children's Farts" and I do not care.

# ? Nov 9, 2018 17:41

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

Phanatic posted:

This is vaguely familiar, I think my parents might have had that book in the 70s. They definitely had some of the other Sunset books such as this useless piece of poo poo:

I'm pretty sure we never attempted a single project out of any of those books.

# ? Nov 9, 2018 17:51

Johnny Aztec: Jan 30, 2005; by Hand Knit

Shnag posted:

There is also kleenex instead of facial tissues and jello instead of gelatin dessert (lol good luck with that one),

Don't forget that Trampoline was a brand name.

# ? Nov 9, 2018 18:13

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

As was heroin.

# ? Nov 9, 2018 18:17

Gripweed: Nov 8, 2018

# ? Nov 9, 2018 18:21

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

A man whose name full well hight Jonas,
A wheele which he carryeth to passe,
He thanketh us for that in full we showd,
And telleth us anon his feelings owd.

# ? Nov 9, 2018 18:52

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

# ? Nov 9, 2018 19:01

MrYenko: Jun 18, 2012; #2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

Phanatic posted:

I had that book. This is not the weirdest image in it.

# ? Nov 9, 2018 19:02

Drone_Fragger: May 9, 2007

Enola Gay-For-Pay posted:

This one though, 100% real. bless you big dog.

# ? Nov 9, 2018 19:04

sandoz: Jan 29, 2009

Phy posted:

A man whose name full well hight Jonas,
A wheele which he carryeth to passe,
He thanketh us for that in full we showd,
And telleth us anon his feelings owd.

# ? Nov 9, 2018 19:28

Shnag: Dec 8, 2010; "I'll be whatever I wanna do!"

Johnny Aztec posted:

Don't forget that Trampoline was a brand name.

I had to look that up. The generic term is rebound tumbler, which makes it sound less like a backyard play thing. So its a big deal to protect your trademark, but I guess there is a balance between protecting your brand and being petty.

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# ? Nov 9, 2018 19:30

Pissed Ape Sexist: Apr 19, 2008

Phy posted:

A man whose name full well hight Jonas,
A wheele which he carryeth to passe,
He thanketh us for that in full we showd,
And telleth us anon his feelings owd.

A Goode Poste

# ? Nov 9, 2018 19:30

iSimian: Jan 19, 2008; Well, there's your problem!

Phy posted:

A man whose name full well hight Jonas,
A wheele which he carryeth to passe,
He thanketh us for that in full we showd,
And telleth us anon his feelings owd.

# ? Nov 9, 2018 20:16

Parts Kit: Jun 9, 2006; durr
i have a hole in my head
durr

Gripweed posted:

But why does the dog have a Hitler 'stache?

# ? Nov 9, 2018 20:21

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

The Mighty Moltres posted:

Why wouldn't a company want its brand name to be synonymous with the type of product it sells? It's free marketing!

Everything everyone posted in response, especially the magic card, is completely true but here's the thing: they DO want it. They just have to pretend that they don't want it.

Probably tells you a lot about corporate culture and the Me Too movement, come to think of it

# ? Nov 9, 2018 20:25

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

Shnag posted:

This is what Google actually believes.

# ? Nov 9, 2018 20:37

Aleph Null: Jun 10, 2008; You look very stressed; Tortured By Flan

The Bloop posted:

Everything everyone posted in response, especially the magic card, is completely true but here's the thing: they DO want it. They just have to pretend that they don't want it.

Probably tells you a lot about corporate culture and the Me Too movement, come to think of it

Re: #MeToo movement

I'm not sure I understand this. What I think is:
Corporations want to seem cool and woke and like they are part of the #MeToo movement and care about the little people
You get in on the movement by calling out people in power abusing their authority to sexually harass or abuse people
That means you have to have horrible executives at your company, so you can call them out, which is bad

# ? Nov 9, 2018 20:41

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Parts Kit posted:

But why does the dog have a Hitler 'stache?

I had a cat with an unfortunate pattern that gave him a Hitler 'stache.

RIP, Nugget. :smithcloud:

# ? Nov 9, 2018 20:51

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

Randaconda posted:

I had a cat with an unfortunate pattern that gave him a Hitler 'stache.

RIP, Nugget.

Kitlers are the best cats

Source: My cat looks like hitler

# ? Nov 9, 2018 20:54

Aleph Null: Jun 10, 2008; You look very stressed; Tortured By Flan

Iron Crowned posted:

Kitlers are the best cats

Source: My cat looks like hitler

A hitler that you can spray with water because he's up on the counter again = a good hitler.

# ? Nov 9, 2018 20:55

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Say Nothing posted:

They don't call him Dr. Oetker for nothing!

# ? Nov 9, 2018 21:33

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Shnag posted:

There is also kleenex instead of facial tissues and jello instead of gelatin dessert (lol good luck with that one),

Literally madder than little kids in the 90s whose parents called everything nintendo

# ? Nov 9, 2018 21:44

Beachcomber: May 21, 2007; Another day in paradise.; Slippery Tilde

Phanatic posted:

Ha ha ha ha ha ha

# ? Nov 9, 2018 21:56

Hirethor: Dec 16, 2008; You think you know hip?
YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT BEING HIP!

Gripweed posted:

Enola Gay-For-Pay posted:

# ? Nov 9, 2018 21:56

Jamesman: Nov 19, 2004; "First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"; Fun Shoe

Aleph Null posted:

A hitler that you can spray with water because he's up on the counter again = a good hitler.

My little (non-Hitler) boy kitty loved water. That's why he'd go up on the counter in the first place, to play in the leaky faucet.

When you came down the hall, you'd always hear a "THUMP" of him jumping off, acting like nothing was unusual about his head being all wet. He'd also get his baby sister to be lookout.

I miss my kitties.

# ? Nov 9, 2018 22:07

Total Party Kill: Aug 25, 2005

Hirethor posted:

i wish they hadn't cut off the bottom timestamp. this is much funnier (to me) when it is understood that this is a response two years after the original tweet. pretty long time to hold a slam dunk like that in.

# ? Nov 9, 2018 22:19