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waah posted:Well glad you quoted the story cause its deleted Weird, I wonder why? It's been there for ages.
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waah posted:Well glad you quoted the story cause its deleted I linked both of them to my friends just this morning? https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/3m8zue/i_25_f_am_growing_tired_of_my28_m_boyfriend_of_45/?utm_source=reddit-android https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/3odmqq/update_i_25_f_am_growing_tired_of_my_28_m/?utm_source=reddit-android
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It hasn't been deleted, the link in his post is actually to code:Theophany's quote of it has the actual URL for some reason. 
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drat I love post-election bloodbath bans/probations 
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bradzilla posted:drat I love post-election bloodbath bans/probations At least this time it was people being too optimistic/pessimistic instead of "welcome to hellworld motherfuckers"
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SA's Greatest Sagas: "welcome to hellworld motherfuckers"
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Sorry if it was in the last couple pages and I missed it, but I don’t recall anyone mentioning Zaurg taking his ball and going home this week after his thread was moved from BFC to E/N in the past few weeks. He never did sell the shitcoins and his shining moment was posting a direct, uncensored link to C&B torture porn on Twitter. Not a “great” saga, just the latest in a decade of a poster so pathetic they felt the need to snipe back at every bit of good advice they got.
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SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL posted:Sorry if it was in the last couple pages and I missed it, but I don’t recall anyone mentioning Zaurg taking his ball and going home this week after his thread was moved from BFC to E/N in the past few weeks. He never did sell the shitcoins and his shining moment was posting a direct, uncensored link to C&B torture porn on Twitter. Not a “great” saga, just the latest in a decade of a poster so pathetic they felt the need to snipe back at every bit of good advice they got. At this point he's like a goon version of LA Beast; just hurting himself for attention and doing more and more insane things to keep that attention
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SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL posted:Sorry if it was in the last couple pages and I missed it, but I don’t recall anyone mentioning Zaurg taking his ball and going home this week after his thread was moved from BFC to E/N in the past few weeks. He never did sell the shitcoins and his shining moment was posting a direct, uncensored link to C&B torture porn on Twitter. Not a “great” saga, just the latest in a decade of a poster so pathetic they felt the need to snipe back at every bit of good advice they got. I thought Zaurg left in shame years ago otoh, I haven't left in shame yet, so there obviously isn't a standard
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RFC2324 posted:I thought Zaurg left in shame years ago He did. He came back. So did Slomo (!), but he seems to have actually learned and grown, so meh.
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I posted this in the zaurg thread, but I might have more luck here. I’m looking for an e/n case. “I only remember one guy who got at least one babysitter pregnant as a divorcée, paid for her abortion, and then hemmed and hawed quite a bit before agreeing a vasectomy was a good idea. I think he also had strict rules about his children not interrupting his gaming time? drat, this is pretty memorable but I’m struggling for a name.”
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I still keep thinking it's Lljksilk or whatever that guy's name name was.
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Yeah that was him, made his kids buy their own Xbox controllers because he wouldn't share his and exclusively hit the middle child because he reminded lljsilk of his ex-wife, the kid's mother He managed to be a worse dad than that guy who's kid walked alone to school on Sunday and got taken away by the government
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i remember those threads, yes it was Lljksilk or however you spell it he's got several sagas, his biggest issue was terrible impulse control so he couldn't say no to sex whenever it presented itself, and he had a keen eye for vulnerable women like a pig rooting for desperate truffles this is why we all yelled at him about the vasectomy
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Oh God that guy. Those threads were magical and that's not a joke he got his babysitter pregnant and had her get an abortion so he didn't have another one. I think she was also a piece of work and about as stable as he was?
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purple death ray posted:Yeah that was him, made his kids buy their own Xbox controllers because he wouldn't share his and exclusively hit the middle child because he reminded lljsilk of his ex-wife, the kid's mother At least CPS dad fixed his poo poo by quitting WoW, selling the Alienware computer, getting rid of a bunch of hoarder junk, and moving to a better trailer. He got his daughter back by becoming a much better person. Far too few of these sagas ends with good endings like that.
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CannonFodder posted:At least CPS dad fixed his poo poo by quitting WoW, selling the Alienware computer, getting rid of a bunch of hoarder junk, and moving to a better trailer. He got his daughter back by becoming a much better person. CPS showing up was his (and I imagine the wife’s too) big wake up call, thank God. Probably the best examples of goon success along with the goon who struggled out of homelessness (“Ask me about living in a library”) and Vainglory, who shared his struggle with losing a significant amount of weight. Fleta Mcgurn posted:I still keep thinking it's Lljksilk or whatever that guy's name name was. My single goon achievement was yelling at that guy to get therapy and being empty-quoted with mod blessings for a page and a half.
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CannonFodder posted:At least CPS dad fixed his poo poo by quitting WoW, selling the Alienware computer, getting rid of a bunch of hoarder junk, and moving to a better trailer. He got his daughter back by becoming a much better person. That was such a breathtaking good ending how he and his wife completely turned their life around. Granted, it took having their kid(s) taken away, but it showed at the end they knew what really mattered.
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SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL posted:CPS showing up was his (and I imagine the wife’s too) big wake up call, thank God. Probably the best examples of goon success along with the goon who struggled out of homelessness (“Ask me about living in a library”) and Vainglory, who shared his struggle with losing a significant amount of weight. Oh man I forgot about library goon! That was like at least a year or two long thread and they ended up working at a cool museum or something, right? That was such a ride. I would love to read that one again if anyone has a link.
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SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL posted:CPS showing up was his (and I imagine the wife’s too) big wake up call, thank God. Probably the best examples of goon success along with the goon who struggled out of homelessness (“Ask me about living in a library”) and Vainglory, who shared his struggle with losing a significant amount of weight. there's also that goon who tried to cut his own head off with a tablesaw and the other one who got high on crack and set himself on fire, both of whom seem to have ultimately decided to stop doing things of that nature
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Proteus Jones posted:That was such a breathtaking good ending how he and his wife completely turned their life around. Granted, it took having their kid(s) taken away, but it showed at the end they knew what really mattered. Addiction kind of creeps up on you. It hijacks your brain completely but you don't really notice. It can take a major shock to make you see how bad things are. ToxicSlurpee has a new favorite as of 23:05 on Nov 9, 2018 |
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I legit cannot read through the zaurg threads because his utter unwillingness to have any kind of spine whatsoever is legitimately loving infuriating, like i can't enjoy any part of it because i'm too busy thinking "NO, YOU DUMBASS!!"
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If we're talking feel-good stories, I was fond of Unexpected Road's thread. It's goldmined so all y'all can read it. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3721280 I think the original title of the thread was along the lines of "I'm homeless and can't sleep", but a mod changed it when he managed to... Well, the new title kinda says it all.
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cock hero flux posted:there's also that goon who tried to cut his own head off with a tablesaw and the other one who got high on crack and set himself on fire, both of whom seem to have ultimately decided to stop doing things of that nature I think one of them was Enfield?
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Ugly In The Morning posted:I think one of them was Enfield? https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3675200&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1
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lots of good stories on these here forums some good and some not so good. for every awesome homeless guy story and ppppowerbooks theres also some dipshit sawing their floor joists and quintupling down on  or overzealous TFR puckins guardians who we accidently assist in murder
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purple death ray posted:Yeah that was him, made his kids buy their own Xbox controllers because he wouldn't share his and exclusively hit the middle child because he reminded lljsilk of his ex-wife, the kid's mother Not only that but he genuinely though that middle child might been from his ex having sex with her brother and lying about it being his.
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What is the story with zaurg? I recognise the name, but can't remember if I read his threads.
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Get a divorce dot gif
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Irresponsible man of low intelligence who continually seeks out financial advice, ignores it, then becomes actively hostile to people who try to help him. Notable for having a (now ex) wife who had even less interest in financial stability than he did. She made them spend money on mlm clothes hangers and easily overwhelmed his meager reasoning skills. She engaged in infidelity, which Zaurg responded to by having blackouts.
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ToxicSlurpee posted:Addiction kind of creeps up on you. It hijacks your brain completely but you don't really notice. It can take a major shock to make you are how bad things are. Can't emphasize this simple statement enough. The new normal resets so many times.
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JacquelineDempsey posted:If we're talking feel-good stories, I was fond of Unexpected Road's thread. It's goldmined so all y'all can read it. OMG, I sat and read through the entire thread. What a fantastic thread from beginning to the extraordinary end. That’s exactly what I needed to read right now
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El_Elegante posted:Irresponsible man of low intelligence who continually seeks out financial advice, ignores it, then becomes actively hostile to people who try to help him. Was he the one who ended up kicked out of his own home by his wife and her numerous lovers who moved in?
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Ugly In The Morning posted:I think one of them was Enfield? Yes, and the tablesaw was Ride the Gravitron (aka Volume).
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I'm glad to hear Library Goon ended up well. The subject matter was too crushing for me to keep up with that thread long.
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sneakyfrog posted:lots of good stories on these here forums some good and some not so good. for every awesome homeless guy story and ppppowerbooks theres also some dipshit sawing their floor joists and quintupling down on getting skeletons hooked on LSD
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VanSandman posted:Was he the one who ended up kicked out of his own home by his wife and her numerous lovers who moved in? I don’t think so. Zaurg never shared any of the really juicy drama.
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Mammal Sauce posted:Yes, and the tablesaw was Ride the Gravitron (aka Volume). Ha, I was trying to remember which one it was so it’s good to know they were one and the same.
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Mammal Sauce posted:Yes, and the tablesaw was Ride the Gravitron (aka Volume). lol no wonder that guy always came off as completely insane link?
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