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Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

Call this a hematroma, because he looks like the drat Toxic Avenger.

:golfclap:

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ccubed
Jul 14, 2016

How's it hanging, brah?
Has Johny Hendricks getting KOed by a gay for pay porn star been posted yet?

https://twitter.com/DaveMMAdden/status/1061132281161560064

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

ccubed posted:

Has Johny Hendricks getting KOed by a gay for pay porn star been posted yet?

https://twitter.com/DaveMMAdden/status/1061132281161560064

CommonShore posted:

"Star" is a stretch for a single gay-for-pay performance :rolleyes:

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
I remember an interview about it with Dakota Cochrane in which he talked about needing money and said something along the lines of "I hated it every time I had to go down there" (no pun intended), so I think it had to have been more than one incident. I haven't personally examined his smutty oeuvre though.

old.flv
Jan 28, 2017

A good lad who likes his Anna's.
I don't remember what his film name was but it's amazing that a guy named Dakota Cochrane would perform under anything different

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dakota_Cochrane

quote:

Personal life
Dakota Cochrane has participated in gay pornography.[9][10] He has performed in sixteen videos under the stage name of "Danny" and fully disclosed this information to the UFC in his audition tape for The Ultimate Fighter 15.

Hm... Is 16 videos a star? We need keven to weigh in on this...

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


I sacrificed my search history to this research:

quote:

BARE-KNUCKLED BACKSTORY: Two different porn blogs—the very very NSFW Tom Bacchus On The Vine and Men of Porn—recently outed these two porn performers as pro-mixed martial arts fighters—a style of ring fighting where opponents use any combination of boxing, wrestling, karate, and anything else you’ve ever seen used in a Van Damme or Steven Seagal movie.

Dakota Cochrane lost one match and won nine wins mostly by using a hold called “the Rear Naked Choke” (rad). He has also used a modified version of the rear choke as a versatile top in 17 Sean Cody scenes. Coxx on the other hand only won two matches and lost one before joining Cocky Boys and Cocksure Men as a power bottom.

UNINSPIRING PORN QUOTES: Danny: “Yes [my girlfriend knows I’m doing gay porn], but she’s not happy about it.”

Jimmy in a CockyBoys scene: “Ughhhnnnn! gently caress my rear end!” We wonder how long it took him to memorize the script.



https://www.queerty.com/six-athletes-turned-porn-stars-that-work-up-a-good-hard-sweat-20110914/4

Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are

quote:

“the Rear Naked Choke” (rad)

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy
The Hendricks story is officially sad, now, right?

Edit: Not because he got beat by a gay porn performer, but because he got beat, you know, again.

Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

The Hendricks story is officially sad, now, right?

Edit: Not because he got beat by a gay porn performer, but because he got beat, you know, again.

In Casper, WY, in a Q-League fight promotion.

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
It's not Evan Tanner sad or Matt Hughes sad (assuming you liked Hughes in the first place), but it's definitely up there with Tim Sylvia getting blown away by a 50-year-old Ray Mercer for most pathetic post-title failure.

Fentry
Mar 7, 2003



Dirt Road Junglist posted:

In Casper, WY, in a Q-League fight promotion.
and not even in the main event

Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are

Fentry posted:

and not even in the main event

That's the final dagger to the heart.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
From UFC Welterweight Champion to losing on the undercard of a Q-league gimmick fight promotion in Casper, WY.

Wrap it up lads, it doesn't get any lower than that.

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

Memento posted:

From UFC Welterweight Champion to losing on the undercard of a Q-league gimmick fight promotion in Casper, WY.

Wrap it up lads, it doesn't get any lower than that.

Johny, uh, finds a way.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

He wasn’t even a good porn performer. Up there with Chyna in terms of joyless performances.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

coconono posted:

He wasn’t even a good porn performer. Up there with Chyna in terms of joyless performances.

Thank you for your service tirelessly researching the important issues of our time.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


I'd hope a good porn performer would have better things to do with his time than fight Johny Hendricks

handsome only face
Apr 22, 2010

Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist


Yes [my girlfriend knows I’m doing gay porn], but she’s not happy about it.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
c'mon babe i know you hate it but we need the money and i need to be ready. come on, just feed me a line.

*sigh* do you want me to gently caress your rear end?

AWW YEAH gently caress MY rear end

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

The best part is Hendricks getting knocked out by a porn guy isn't even the most surprising knockout this week

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

Mr. Carlisle posted:

The best part is Hendricks getting knocked out by a porn guy isn't even the most surprising knockout this week

It wasn’t even a surprising knockout.

handsome only face
Apr 22, 2010

Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist


lmao
https://twitter.com/marc_raimondi/status/1062474573520658432?s=19

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

is that Tito's dad?

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

It wasn’t even a surprising knockout.

You're not wrong

DO YALL WANT A BOXC
Jul 20, 2010

HAHA! WOOOOOOO WOOO!
Fun Shoe
anyone know where to buy that shirt??

handsome only face
Apr 22, 2010

Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist


if it's not immediately apparent Tito signed it 'gently caress you'

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

handsome only face posted:

if it's not immediately apparent Tito signed it 'gently caress you'

My favorite part

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://www.instagram.com/p/BqI8seVAOWD/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=103ila6fvr487

Chuck looks... Not Good.

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries
I know Chuck used to not defend his face and took one to give one, but that is legit scary how he isn't even thinking about defending himself with his hands going back to his face.

CRISPYBABY
Dec 15, 2007

by Reene
hm an old man looks slow, lovely, and bad. Interesting.

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?




I think he looks a lot better than he definitely could at this point.

Fight shouldn't happen though.

mewse
May 2, 2006


If Tito's spine wasn't held together with rods and bolts he might be able to dodge chuck's painfully slow striking

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
they tryin to hold my dude cody down :(

https://twitter.com/MMAjunkieJohn/status/1062757951947980800?s=19

mewse
May 2, 2006


I don't think Cody should be competing any more.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Wait wait.... we've been witnessing Cody's enhanced performance? :psyduck:

Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are

Did he forget the shorts that he was supposed to wear over the piss bag?

mewse
May 2, 2006

"Your honor, this man has two dicks"

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



CommonShore posted:

Wait wait.... we've been witnessing Cody's enhanced performance? :psyduck:

All kinds of things show up in pee tests that are banned in competitive sport and by state/provincial/federal governments for reasons unrelated to performance enhancement.

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LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
I assumed "urine substitute" was like, Sweet n Low, but for piss. Just a low-cal option

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