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shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


this is where they stall, as is tradition

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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

I always like when the center just moves the ball past the first down marker before snapping it

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
I love you Carson

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Ok maybe wentz was good there

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

and this awful terrible game is tied somehow

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Wentz

Ertz

TDtz

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
Figures I go take a poo poo and miss a scoring drive

razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008


Zyla posted:

and this awful terrible game is tied somehow

hoping it stays that way

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Barudak posted:

If you get stuck commentating a game like this the color guy should just start telling embarassing personal stories.

So, Al, Im eating my last meal in India before my flight back and i decide, hell street curry cant go wrong...

I think they're called African American these days

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Zyla posted:

and this awful terrible game is tied somehow
should just end this way

Barudak
May 7, 2007


So god had a bet on the game and couldnt even cover the spread?

CowboyKid
May 29, 2008
Yey. Time for the Cowboys' offense to take the field.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
that was a nice td

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Beautiful

razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008


why is zeke in cyberspace

pmchem
Jan 22, 2010


bumper music on point

Alice in Chains "man in the box"

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Zyla posted:

and this awful terrible game is tied somehow

I sincerely hope it ends in a tie.

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe

GrimGypsy posted:

is not every offensive play kind of a "run pass option"

the "RPO" specifically is when the linemen start blocking downfield as if it's a run play when the QB has the option pass it.

In college you can be 3 yards downfield before you get flagged, in the NFL, one, so it's much harder to pull off since if you'e gonna pass you need yo release it fast to avoid the ineligible downfield.

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
TACKLE

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
I feel like it's been decades since I've watched one of my teams be able to play defense on third down. Like, I don't even remember what it's like.

Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

Pillbug
This game makes me want to sew my eyes shut

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable

Qwijib0 posted:

the "RPO" specifically is when the linemen start blocking downfield as if it's a run play when the QB has the option pass it.

In college you can be 3 yards downfield before you get flagged, in the NFL, one, so it's much harder to pull off since if you'e gonna pass you need yo release it fast to avoid the ineligible downfield.

I have a suspicion that refs don't really pay too much attention to the yardage the linemen go as long as it's not something egregious like 5+ yards.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Ah, Al, this takes me back to when I was a young man doing mercenary work out in Zaire...

Coolwhoami
Sep 13, 2007

Tayter Swift posted:

This game makes me want to sew my eyes shut

Whoever is in charge of assigning prime time games should be fired into the sun

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Coolwhoami posted:

Whoever is in charge of assigning prime time games should be fired into the sun

jerry jones is kinda

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Coolwhoami posted:

Whoever is in charge of assigning prime time games should be fired into the sun

Its a bobbing drinky bird in front of a button that says NFCEast

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable

Coolwhoami posted:

Whoever is in charge of assigning prime time games should be fired into the sun

nfc east clownball is a very high quality product that always deserves top billing on the chances of clownball erupting. Sometimes though, you just get two bad teams in a lovely division.

A Tasteful Nude
Jun 3, 2013

A cool anime hagrid pic (imagine nude pls)
Bring back the video game QBs with mortal kombat lightning arms.

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
tackle you little punk rear end bitches

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
it's real cool that we tied the game and proceeded to poo poo our pants on d.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


defense seems gassed

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Tayter Swift posted:

This game makes me want to sew my eyes shut

Zeke's the thread and every run is him going back and forth one more time.

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable

axeil posted:

it's real cool that we tied the game and proceeded to poo poo our pants on d.

at least the defense is consistent

Barudak
May 7, 2007

axeil posted:

it's real cool that we tied the game and proceeded to poo poo our pants on d.

Why even bothering regularly cleaning your pants if you dont take advantage of it?

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

The O has barely used up any time, this is not the D's fault.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Why go up the middle there?

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
ez pz

Coolwhoami
Sep 13, 2007

Barudak posted:

Its a bobbing drinky bird in front of a button that says NFCEast

The other side bounces between the Patriots and Green Bay

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

The O has barely used up any time, this is not the D's fault.

yeah giving up endless clock killing 50+ yard drives and never generating a third down stop or turnover isn't their fault

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Take the eagles out back and shoot them

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