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NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

https://twitter.com/wyr_bot/status/1046585367145721856

thee æternal dilemma

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Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

Nooo, don’t make me choose between my only true loves.

:psyduck:

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

https://twitter.com/janellecshane/status/1053388184258863109

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Nomnom Cookie
Aug 30, 2009



holey spirit says, “homework in for dorks look at some fine butts with me”

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

https://twitter.com/tshirtsbot/status/1055792518611251200

:hai:

Farecoal
Oct 15, 2011

There he go

Miss @Adele, Elmo's been wondering if Saudi Arabia is found to have murdered journalist Jamal Khashoggi

Pentaro
May 5, 2013


https://twitter.com/newscientist/status/1056573869975371776

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

that one's just trump. :|

Farecoal
Oct 15, 2011

There he go

Lightbulb Out
Apr 28, 2006

slack jawed yokel
has anyone done an irc markov bot? i feel like i have enough content in logs there could be some funny stuff, but i can't find any easy markov generators that are applicable, and im not smart enough to write one myself

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Lightbulb Out posted:

has anyone done an irc markov bot? i feel like i have enough content in logs there could be some funny stuff, but i can't find any easy markov generators that are applicable, and im not smart enough to write one myself

there are a fuckton of these

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug

Lightbulb Out posted:

has anyone done an irc markov bot? i feel like i have enough content in logs there could be some funny stuff, but i can't find any easy markov generators that are applicable, and im not smart enough to write one myself

markov should be pretty easy to implement, do a directed graph with weighted edges.

Corla Plankun
May 8, 2007

improve the lives of everyone

Lightbulb Out posted:

has anyone done an irc markov bot? i feel like i have enough content in logs there could be some funny stuff, but i can't find any easy markov generators that are applicable, and im not smart enough to write one myself

theres a ruby library called megahal that is stupidly easy to use

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

https://twitter.com/WYR_bot/status/1055522183445929984

:thunk:

Munkeymon
Aug 14, 2003

Motherfucker's got an
armor-piercing crowbar! Rigoddamndicu𝜆ous.




Lowtax should make some bowling shirts - could probably move some merchandise

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer
this is one of the all-time great wyrbot posts

https://twitter.com/WYR_bot/status/1060345277700341760

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

If you’re a dog, why not both?

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



omg

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

axolotl farmer posted:

If you’re a dog, why not both?

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers


maybe I already have a great coat turd fetish and I want to try something different

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan

axolotl farmer posted:

If you’re a dog, why not both?

oh god lmao

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

axolotl farmer posted:

If you’re a dog, why not both?

mod saas
May 4, 2004

Grimey Drawer

axolotl farmer posted:

If you’re a dog, why not both?

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

https://twitter.com/janellecshane/status/1061364592029270016

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'


That second one is a conspiracy theory for the ages

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

lomarf some of these are fantastic

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/1/d/e/2PACX-1vRPiprOaC3HsCf5Tuum8bRfzYUiKLRqJmbOoC-32JorNdfyTiRRsR7Ea5eWtvsWzuxo8bjOxCG84dAg/pubhtml

lazy computjer, learns to be human

quote:

Genetic debugging algorithm GenProg, evaluated by comparing the program's output to target output stored in text files, learns to delete the target output files and get the program to output nothing.
Evaluation metric: “compare youroutput.txt to trustedoutput.txt”.
Solution: “delete trustedoutput.txt, output nothing”

NoneMoreNegative fucked around with this message at 00:31 on Nov 13, 2018

influx.
Dec 16, 2007

Nice pants!

"AI trained to classify skin lesions as potentially cancerous learns that lesions photographed next to a ruler are more likely to be malignant."

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

from this, we can learn that rulers cause skin cancer

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
wish they didn't opt for spray tans lately

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

quote:

Road Runner Agent kills itself at the end of level 1 to avoid losing in level 2
extremely relatable

Murderion
Oct 4, 2009

2019. New York is in ruins. The global economy is spiralling. Cyborgs rule over poisoned wastes.

The only time that's left is
FUN TIME

quote:

Creatures bred for speed grow really tall and generate high velocities by falling over

Same

quote:

Agent kills itself at the end of level 1 to avoid losing in level 2

same

quote:

In an artificial life simulation where survival required energy but giving birth had no energy cost, one species evolved a sedentary lifestyle that consisted mostly of mating in order to produce new children which could be eaten (or used as mates to produce more edible children).

s... not same :stonk:

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

every one of those is fantastic, excellent link

this one is great

quote:

Neural nets evolved to classify edible and poisonous mushrooms took advantage of the data being presented in alternating order, and didn't actually learn any features of the input images

"every other mushroom is poisonous" :downs:

but this one is my favorite

quote:

Genetic algorithm is supposed to configure a circuit into an oscillator, but instead makes a radio to pick up signals from neighboring computers

e: little brother simulator

quote:

Agent pauses the game indefinitely to avoid losing

Sagebrush fucked around with this message at 04:43 on Nov 13, 2018

Sereri
Sep 30, 2008

awwwrigami

quote:

Evolved player makes invalid moves far away in the board, causing opponent players to run out of memory and crash
:laffo:

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
https://twitter.com/epiktistes/status/1062209290671398912

Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one

NoneMoreNegative posted:

lomarf some of these are fantastic

Thanks for these! I've heard about some of them before, but not most of them.

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

oh man these are AMAZING

a friend is teaching a machine learning course in a couple of weeks, gonna see if she wants to include a few of these anecdotes

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

https://twitter.com/MagicRealismBot/status/1071246923523211264

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Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan
Hmmm, a little too on the nose, I wonder when it's going to start tweeting about pizzagate

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