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Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

I'm sorry to interrupt the possums for this but

:nws: https://i.imgur.com/qbCr3o0.jpg :nws:

Okay back to the possums

:lol:


new page, here's a drunk cat

Pennywise the Frown fucked around with this message at 21:59 on Nov 11, 2018

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boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

HenryJLittlefinger posted:

the road was his end

so they say...

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
https://i.imgur.com/Je0G6bR.mp4

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012


I'm the child's tricycle right next to a dog known for eating children

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Blue Train posted:

I'm the child's tricycle right next to a dog known for eating children

That's why there's no kid on the tricycle.

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here

Trig Discipline posted:

Y'all gonna make me most Pickles









Did the cat set that possum trap?

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/41Strange/status/1061441878527139840

Ommin
Apr 5, 2006
I like to watch CinemaSins and Honest Trailers for all the movies I'm curious about but don't want to watch. It's like Cliff's Notes with commentary notes to use in conversation to "prove you watched it."

bring back old gbs posted:

i caught garter snakes growing up and one time i came across a giant snake orgy where dozens were writhing around. then later that day i ran into one of these for the first time, a yellow garden spider:

and i threw grasshoppers into its web and watched him spin them up. good day
:hfive::same:
We would get these in our barn every year. They are fascinating.

Mozi posted:

i was riding down the road one day

someone hit a possum

This is a daily occurrence for me. Them, armadillos and dear are constant threats in the road. I can proudly say that I have not hit an animal with my car in many years now... but those fuckers keep trying to frame me.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

jemand posted:

Patriotic Australian Possum:


Patriotic American Possum:

The text is very :confused:

This is old times propaganda vs teddy ruxpin

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

I feel like god got the possums wrong by putting the cuddly, docile, slow ones in Australia with the murder animals, poisonous trees and scorching desert, and then putting the scrappy, angry, tough ones in the equivalent of small mammal paradise in America. Surely it should've been the other way around

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
This is their true niche, this is how they survived and became powerful.

In Australia the US possum would be just one more scrabbler and go extinct from the competition. But in north America it can carve out a life.

In the US the Australian possum would be entirely lame and get eaten by passenger pigeons, but in Australia it can trick the native life into thinking it's an ignorable lump and skate by.

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

Lol Australian possums are the devil.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
Devils feed donuts as ironic punishments, they don't eat them until they're so fat they pass out

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

jemand posted:

Patriotic Australian Possum:


:australia:

quote:

Patriotic American Possum:

The text is very :confused:

:patriot:

CowboyAndy
Aug 7, 2012

Not lore friendly - truly a cursed image.

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost
What kind of possum do they have in new zealand? I remember my brother bitching about shooting one in the middle of the night thinking that he'd get rid of it the next morning but I guess he forgot he has a dog and it took it into his doghouse and just obliterated it.

Rozzbot
Nov 4, 2009

Pork, lamb, chicken and ham

Reign Of Pain posted:

What kind of possum do they have in new zealand?

The Australian ones as an invasive pest that eats the eggs of native birds. Shooting, trapping and blasting over them with your car is considered very cool and good.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

https://i.imgur.com/Ru2N7lg.mp4

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

NoNotTheMindProbe posted:

Did the cat set that possum trap?

Nah, Frank was probably just propositioning her to join his retinue of stuffed animals that he humps. He's a bit of an odd dude.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Don Frye rules.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

HAmbONE
May 11, 2004

I know where the XBox is!!
Smellrose

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

Cursed, you just know that little guy is going for his nuts.

Kazak
Jan 10, 2012

https://mobile.twitter.com/BillRatchet/status/1062102174220599296

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012


big dick energy

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/LumpyTouch/status/1062012609728106496

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012


something is coming alright

it's me

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

https://i.imgur.com/1aXf3Ss.mp4

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012


jastiger was banned for a reason

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Blue Train posted:

jastiger was banned for a reason

I can hear him chubbing up in the quad cities

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1062163641989062656/pu/vid/480x480/bH2iMJRUZDYASVJP.mp4?tag=5

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/jbarro/status/1062127443312603138

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Rozzbot posted:

The Australian ones as an invasive pest that eats the eggs of native birds. Shooting, trapping and blasting over them with your car is considered very cool and good.

Yeah, Mum or Dad swerving to hit a possum on the road is a universal and slightly traumatic part of rural childhood

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
i love frog car

https://i.imgur.com/p5g6FuJ.mp4

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
ohh dear
https://i.imgur.com/g3DIGa1.mp4

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
https://vt.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_peuvt3NfiP1vee0nm.mp4

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Canned Panda
Jul 10, 2012




https://twitter.com/rfedortsov/status/1035088725397647360

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