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Nerses IV posted:I'm guessing all the homeless people get killed by the extremely aggressive wildlife
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Kurtofan posted:the touching story of a dad who became a pokemon trainer after his son turned into a Yamask Those and the balloons that kidnap kids are really out of place.
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# ? Nov 13, 2018 13:31 |
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ekans is appropriated for the gadsden flag
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# ? Nov 13, 2018 14:40 |
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The Hawaii setting has a gang of homeless youth who failed their coming of age challenges and took over an abandoned walled community full of mansions
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# ? Nov 13, 2018 15:56 |
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drilldo squirt posted:Homeless meth heads would rip whatever Pokemon they come across apart while looking for stuff to steal. According to the pokedex entries any aggressive methheads would be quickly and brutally murdered. For example if they wandered upon a wild machop: quote:With its superhuman strength, it's able to throw a hundred people all at the same time. Its strength comes from lifting Graveler every day. Also trainers are complete monsters: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7rHbHiHyo8&t=42s Kung Food has issued a correction as of 16:03 on Nov 13, 2018 |
# ? Nov 13, 2018 16:00 |
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DittoFakes porn is everywhere and no one knows how to stop it.
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# ? Nov 13, 2018 16:10 |
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90% of pokemen species would be run into extinction so fast and we'd just be left with tons of those pigeons and rats
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# ? Nov 13, 2018 16:16 |
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You mean muk, Alolan muk, garbodor, and weezing.
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# ? Nov 13, 2018 16:26 |
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ShriekingMarxist posted:Two Japanese cities were flattened by multi stage explosive weapons that exploited the dense energies contained within a Voltorb packed inside a gun assembly to initiate nuclear chain reactions https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xr-CyH_DdoA
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# ? Nov 13, 2018 17:24 |
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mormonpartyboat posted:Hey, don't look at me, man. Mexicans still get poo poo for the fuckin' Alamo. do they, though? do they really?
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# ? Nov 13, 2018 18:08 |
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Bump
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# ? Nov 14, 2018 04:20 |
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SpaceGoku posted:pikachu is the most popular and well-known pokemon in our reality because it's the mascot of the pokemon franchise but in a world with actual real live pokemon the most popular pokes would probably be really boring but accessible species like skitty or lilipup Pikachu owns
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# ? Nov 14, 2018 04:22 |
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Jim Long-un posted:Mew is basically the stem cell pokemon, and Mewtwo is a clone that actually exhibits sapient self-awareness, so somewhere there's a blacksite that has both isolated infinitely mutable genetic material and also managed to create sentient nonhuman life. pokemon science has solved the riddle of the flesh PIKACHUUUUUUUUUUUU MEWTWOOOOOOOO PIKACHUUUUUUUU MEWTWOOOOOOOOO *Pikachu uses Thunderbolt* PIKACHUUUUUUUUUUU
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# ? Nov 14, 2018 04:31 |
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Bear Retrieval Unit posted:Starmies are killed by poachers for their gems. Nah. Hypnos and Drowzees would be abused like Ambien
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# ? Nov 14, 2018 04:47 |
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Lote posted:Nah. Hypnos and Drowzees would be abused like Ambien There was actually an anime episode where a club of rich Pokemon admirers used Drowzee and Hypno as a sleep aid and ambient psychic waves were causing a bunch of children to think they were Pokemon and giving actual Pokemon headaches or something. It's the one where Misty accidentally catches Psyduck.
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# ? Nov 14, 2018 05:10 |
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Lastgirl posted:ekans is appropriated for the gadsden flag EM NO DAERT TNOD
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# ? Nov 14, 2018 09:08 |
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lot of people who don't understand how human vs pokemon would go down 9 times out of 10 itt one pokeball works out to 4.39 american dollars assuming the ingame currency is equivalent to yen, so with a few days of dedicated scrounging and a careful throw any homeless person could have a sandcastle that eats bones
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# ? Nov 14, 2018 09:39 |
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golden bubble posted:You mean muk, Alolan muk, garbodor, and weezing. alolan muk eats garbage and cleans up the environment, unlike regular muk who blights the land. you're in for a painful death if you touch those teeth without gloves though
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# ? Nov 14, 2018 09:43 |
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Tiberius Christ posted:EM NO DAERT TNOD
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# ? Nov 14, 2018 10:36 |
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Eox posted:lot of people who don't understand how human vs pokemon would go down 9 times out of 10 itt P much, and ingame and the show you can basically catch a weaker Pokemon in one hit with some luck and perseverance. Hence why a lot of early on trainers are random kids with various Pokemon you can find in the immediate area. The game protagonists are kinda special and lucky bastards who get given a rare and powerful Pokemon right off the bat.
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# ? Nov 14, 2018 16:08 |
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Pay Day also inflates the economy so hard.
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# ? Nov 14, 2018 16:15 |
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Missingnoleader posted:Pay Day also inflates the economy so hard. Thats why domestic meowth have to be decoined
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# ? Nov 14, 2018 16:25 |
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Ekansellent
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# ? Nov 14, 2018 17:07 |
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Missingnoleader posted:Pay Day also inflates the economy so hard.
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# ? Nov 14, 2018 20:56 |
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nobody who owns a magnemite can keep a smartphone for more than a day
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# ? Nov 14, 2018 21:04 |
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Missingnoleader posted:Pay Day also inflates the economy so hard. I think they would just abolish coinage and make paper currency/grocery store coupons only valid form of tender eat poo poo goldbugs
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# ? Nov 14, 2018 21:05 |
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data centers would cost twice as much to run between all the surge protectors and bear traps you need
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# ? Nov 14, 2018 21:10 |
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elemental poop everywhere.
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# ? Nov 14, 2018 22:05 |
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forget using meowth's payday, just use celebi to check next week's lotto numbers
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Beheeyem staffed reeducation centers
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# ? Nov 14, 2018 23:00 |
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the ramifications of live action Dittos and their enslavement by sex traffickers
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# ? Nov 14, 2018 23:14 |
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I always wondered what a cock-fighting based economy would look like
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# ? Nov 14, 2018 23:14 |
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Moridin920 posted:the ramifications of live action Dittos and their enslavement by sex traffickers an otherwise perfect copy of lucy liu: ・ ‿ ・
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# ? Nov 14, 2018 23:57 |
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golden bubble posted:Alolan muk why is a poison/dark type pokemon making electric type cars unless...............
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# ? Nov 15, 2018 00:06 |
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GIRL BRAINS posted:I always wondered what a cock-fighting based economy would look like *gestures wildly at eveything*
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# ? Nov 15, 2018 00:07 |
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wait wtf did donald trump make anime real?
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Feranon posted:an otherwise perfect copy of lucy liu: ・ ‿ ・
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# ? Nov 15, 2018 02:14 |
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Feranon posted:an otherwise perfect copy of lucy liu: ・ ‿ ・ Turns out the “mature” form of a Ditto is a Muk
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