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Kalli posted:Trying to imagine how Razorfist takes a quick leak before really getting into doing some crimes. Unstable molecules.
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X-O posted:See I was trying to imagine him having to stop and figure how to pull his mid thigh high boots up every five minutes when they start rolling down his leg. Alternatively how he deals with wedgies, because that costume looks like a wedgie machine. I just imagine like most supers they have to spend a solid 30 minutes applying double sided tape whenever they suit up. Also has Razorfist ever hung out with Master Pandemonium? Do they ever just sit around talking about how much they appreciate bidets?
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Nov 14, 2018 04:15
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X-O posted:Pfffft, Reaper ain't poo poo. The X-acto Men
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Nov 14, 2018 04:17
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Kalli posted:Trying to imagine how Razorfist takes a quick leak before really getting into doing some crimes. I like to think other villains put him in that onesie as a prank and rather than get mad he just decided to own it.
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Nov 14, 2018 04:38
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I seem to recall some comic showed he had a bunch of women around to attend to his needs.
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Nov 14, 2018 04:44
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Razorfist might be my favorite Marvel jobber because he can die as many times as they want and he'll just pop back up when he needs to be jobbed out again because he's Razorfist, who cares
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Nov 14, 2018 04:49
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Please tell me this is two sasquatches discovering love in the arctic or something. This is a great single panel.
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Nov 14, 2018 04:52
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They're discovering music, they have a drum. edit: First they bang, then they bang?
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Nov 14, 2018 05:20
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Zodiac5000 posted:Please tell me this is two sasquatches discovering love in the arctic or something. This is a great single panel. It would be a great av
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Nov 14, 2018 05:22
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Zodiac5000 posted:Please tell me this is two sasquatches discovering love in the arctic or something. This is a great single panel. I thought they might be playing football. Also, that one guy is clearly a relative of Gulfax from Wizards of the Lost Kingdom. 
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Endless Mike posted:I seem to recall some comic showed he had a bunch of women around to attend to his needs. Young boys, actually. 
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Nov 14, 2018 06:10
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I like how Iron Man's motivation for his upgrades seems to revolve around being able to make scary faces at his enemies. 
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Nov 14, 2018 07:31
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Lurdiak posted:Young boys, actually. This guy sounds worse all the time. Were his hands removed as some kind of plea deal?
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Nov 14, 2018 08:07
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X-O posted:Pfffft, Reaper ain't poo poo. Glad to see the comic book inspiration for Agents of SHEILD season 2’s best/worst villain: lady with exacto blades for fingers.
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Nov 14, 2018 08:27
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Edmund Lava posted:Glad to see the comic book inspiration for Agents of SHEILD season 2’s best/worst villain: lady with exacto blades for fingers.
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Kalli posted:Trying to imagine how Razorfist takes a quick leak before really getting into doing some crimes. Somebody post Number #1 Fan from Doom Patrol, plz.
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Nov 14, 2018 09:15
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X-O posted:Pfffft, Reaper ain't poo poo. how'd he squeeze into that teeny leotard with knives for hands
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Nov 14, 2018 10:17
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It looks like it's connected at the neck, too. It's the worst possible outfit for a man with knife hands to wear! He has to take his mask off then fold the whole thing down before he can pee!
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Tiberius Christ posted:how'd he squeeze into that teeny leotard with knives for hands He has a slide that deposits him in a waiting leotard and boots. Refer to previous poster commentary about the wedgie problems.
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Nov 14, 2018 10:19
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he only got razor-fists because before everyone called him catheter-dick
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Nov 14, 2018 10:21
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Esplanade posted:I like how Iron Man's motivation for his upgrades seems to revolve around being able to make scary faces at his enemies. Tony Stark knows that nobody is actually scared of Tony Stark.
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Nov 14, 2018 10:22
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Guy looks pretty fetish-y to me, I imagine the only wedgies he's worried about are the wedgies he doesn't get.
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Nov 14, 2018 10:23
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Alaois posted:Razorfist might be my favorite Marvel jobber because he can die as many times as they want and he'll just pop back up when he needs to be jobbed out again because he's Razorfist, who cares "Because it's <enter hero/villain here> who cares?" seems to be a major theme in comics.
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Nov 14, 2018 10:40
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Samovar posted:Somebody post Number #1 Fan from Doom Patrol, plz. that was x-factor
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I love how one of the reasons isn't "It offers protection from getting punched in my smug face"
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Esplanade posted:I like how Iron Man's motivation for his upgrades seems to revolve around being able to make scary faces at his enemies. Look, Tony, just because you're a billionaire playboy who moonlights as a superhero doesn't make you Batman.
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Nov 14, 2018 15:36
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Esplanade posted:I like how Iron Man's motivation for his upgrades seems to revolve around being able to make scary faces at his enemies. The nose got a reaction, but it wasn't "fear".
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Nov 14, 2018 16:00
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prefect posted:The nose got a reaction, but it wasn't "fear". Without the nose piece, how does Iron Man smell? 
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Choco1980 posted:Without the nose piece, how does Iron Man smell? Like expensive bourbon most likely.
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Choco1980 posted:Without the nose piece, how does Iron Man smell? Pretty rank; those iron suits don't have good ventilation.
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prefect posted:The nose got a reaction, but it wasn't "fear". Howver, can't have Iron Jonah without a nose to put the moustache under
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What in the actual gently caress.
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Rhyno posted:What in the actual gently caress. A) It's a joke B) He's complaining that Stan never hired EDITORIAL cartoonists. Like this one here.
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Nov 14, 2018 17:10
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Who is this guy? I’ve seen his stuff around. Is he satirizing lovely editorial cartoonists? Or, god forbid, is this stuff genuine?
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Proteus Jones posted:A) It's a joke A) it's not a funny joke. Pretty much par for the course with that dude. B) Marvel had the Bullpen comics for years.
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Phylodox posted:Who is this guy? I’ve seen his stuff around. Is he satirizing lovely editorial cartoonists? Or, god forbid, is this stuff genuine? I believe it's The Onion's cartoonist.
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Phylodox posted:Who is this guy? I’ve seen his stuff around. Is he satirizing lovely editorial cartoonists? Or, god forbid, is this stuff genuine? His name is Kelly and his cartoons are published by The Onion. I hope that answers your questions. e;f,b
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Phylodox posted:Who is this guy? I’ve seen his stuff around. Is he satirizing lovely editorial cartoonists? Or, god forbid, is this stuff genuine? Kelly is a pillar of the editorial cartooning industry and the fact that he's exclusively published in The Onion has no bearing on the seriousness and gravity of his art. Why just look at these recent classics:   
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