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I think I would take Amazon's money but not bezos', too. Though a lot of regular people have amzn stock (the lucky fucks), so not above a few mil. Not enough to make the stock suffer.
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Nov 8, 2018 11:04
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RFC2324 posted:I dunno about self righteous, but I do have a thing against stealing if its not a choice between that and starvation. Yeah. It’s wrong unless there’s a really strong justification for it.
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Nov 8, 2018 11:06
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therattle posted:Yeah. It’s wrong unless there’s a really strong justification for it. Oh it's "wrong". So what? There's no hell and being in trouble is a fake idea.
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Local Weather posted:Oh it's "wrong". So what? There's no hell and being in trouble is a fake idea. No, there is a hell, there's just no heaven.
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Nov 8, 2018 14:11
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Local Weather posted:Oh it's "wrong". So what? There's no hell and being in trouble is a fake idea. Self respect.
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Nov 8, 2018 14:20
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just lol at anyone worrying about the ethics of stealing from a dude whos fortune is built on the backs of literal slave labor. you weenie dorks.
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Nov 8, 2018 14:41
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Like there's a reason bank robbers can be interchangeably cast as heroes or villains at the very least
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Nov 8, 2018 14:44
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I bought a hard drive from Amazon a few weeks back just because I needed to move files around drives that needed reformatting. Thrashed the gently caress out of it, got what I needed to do done and returned it for a full refund minus £3 shipping. I feel bad now because that will probably cause AMZN to tank and cause a recession. 
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Nov 8, 2018 14:52
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I sold a defective joy-con to EB Games at the advice of a Gametraders clerk and felt nothing but pride
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Ghost Leviathan posted:I sold a defective joy-con to EB Games at the advice of a Gametraders clerk and felt nothing but pride You're why Game Stop won. And lol at people itt who wouldn't rob Bezos. You could steal enough from him to live the rest of your life in comfort and it would barely be a rounding error for him,
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Nov 8, 2018 16:11
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I bought a six month subscription to amazon prime off ebay for like 3 usd.
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Nov 8, 2018 16:15
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I keep getting recruiter emails from Amazon but I don't think I could morally justify working for them I of course patronize them constantly because holy poo poo their service is so goddamn convenient If it helps there's no ethical consumption under capitalism anyway H.H posted:Note to the last anon and all self harming goons: I will not be posting your disfigurement pics, and I really hope they're not really yours. I left the toenail goon's email unread for a while because I didn't want to even click it
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Nov 8, 2018 16:21
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Anyone that believed the followup to cheater goon is ridiculous. Yes, this hot chick is sexting with this dude on STEAM CHAT. Aspiring creative writer goon, next time say they were chatting on snapchat or kik or literally anything other than the chat format whose user's average weight is 360 lbs.
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Nov 8, 2018 16:35
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lol look at this fool who never got sexted on steam
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zapplez posted:Anyone that believed the followup to cheater goon is ridiculous. Yes, this hot chick is sexting with this dude on STEAM CHAT. I thought he started using Steam Chat because it was a suggestion from here?
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Nov 8, 2018 16:54
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I bought a bunch of N64 games from Sears for $4/each when they were getting rid of Nintendo stuff, and returned them sealed to different Best Buy stores for $60+ tax (which was more than $4 lol) and had a wonderful spending spree. I regret nothing.
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Nov 8, 2018 17:15
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buncha libertarians up in here
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RFC2324 posted:buncha libertarians up in here rude and gross
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quote:Mouth/Grizzly goon update: just got back from the dentist. Both the hygienist and my dentist had a look at my mouth and concluded that I have nothing to worry about (as long as I quit dip, which I am already doing). Only a tiny bit of tissue buildup, but no cancer. It’s an understatement to say that I’m relieved. Another confession thread success story!
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Nov 8, 2018 17:57
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H.H posted:Another confession thread success story! I wouldn't call it a success story since that goon's life actually got better, not shittier. Let's face it, we like it better when they gently caress up (see cheating goon)
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Nov 8, 2018 20:13
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Success for the thread vs success for the confessor. Hmm. Is it a confession thread success story if one of the murderous rape victims we've had write in finds peace or if they pull off the murder?
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New Wave Jose posted:I wouldn't call it a success story since that goon's life actually got better, not shittier. Let's face it, we like it better when they gently caress up (see cheating goon) Point taken. But mouth cancer sounds so horrible, it's not a fun read, at least for me it isn't.
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SniperWoreConverse posted:Woah I forgot about this thread. I'm gonna bring back the edgelord study i got fuckin 2% on greed and 99% on moral disengagement
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Puppetmaster sent in another fesh getting mad at H.H for thinking his last email was about Pick (it was actually a direct response to the guy who broke up his sister's marriage) because his passphrase references Pick. I could post it but it's boring; H.H knows where to find the email if he wants to see it  Here's the original one though quote:This is the puppetmaster speaking. This isn't a confession, per se, but since my whole "thing" is being anonymous I can't just reply in the thread. You know you can just post in the thread normal-style and you can get your thoughts out even if people don't know they were written by "The Puppetmaster" right? They don't actually have to be associated with your fesh brand. Just be a normal poster quote:someone sent me this because they know I like to troll Reddit and thought it was mine. Now I'm super freaked out because I didn't post it, and if I didn;'t and my friend who also trolls the relationships thread didn't post it, it might be real: https://old.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/9vb4hf/my_32_m_girlfriend_23f_violated_my_privacy_and/ Here's a link to see the deleted posts: https://snew.github.io/r/relationships/comments/9vb4hf/my_32_m_girlfriend_23f_violated_my_privacy_and/ Anyway honestly I wouldn't worry about it. For one thing I'd bet there are more than two people total posting fake content to r/r, and for another thing, if it is real, a creepy dude's girlfriend stole his phone and broke up with him, so what? From what I can tell that guy's biggest mental issue seems to be spectrum-related anyway
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Goddam, we need to inject some life back in to this thread. Where is therapy goon? Or at least the boning his hot co-worker, while breaking up his boring marriage goon? So Celsius starts with a C, know what else starts with a C? COMMUNISM!! Fahrenheit Starts with an F, and also what starts with an F? FREEDOM!!
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Puppetmaster confessor is the most boring of all the regular confessors we've gotten.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Puppetmaster confessor is the most boring of all the regular confessors we've gotten.
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wesleywillis posted:Goddam, we need to inject some life back in to this thread. I wasn't around for therapy goon, but we need to Bat signal the hot coworker goon. That poo poo is like heroin. Maybe he's already living out of his car now 
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That’s no excuse, I remember a thread in which a goon posted regular updates of his situation from the library in spite of living in his car and giving himself food poisoning from eating expired sausages that had stayed in the sun. 
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loquacius posted:his passphrase references Pick lmao
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It's me, I'm the puppetmaster. ha ha! I fooled you! I'm actually not the puppetmaster, but rather a puppetmaster doppelganger! ... geez this feels pretty lame tbh
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SciFiDownBeat posted:It's me, I'm the puppetmaster. I’M THE TRUE PUPPETMASTER! Dance as I command you fools! Metric is the superiour measurement! Kelvin is right out and Fahrenheit is for plebs. MWAHAHAHA! Dread Lord Cthulhu, this is tiring and I have no idea how someone could be entertained overlong doing it. DogsInSpace! fucked around with this message at 21:32 on Nov 12, 2018 |
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HerStuddMuffin posted:That’s no excuse, I remember a thread in which a goon posted regular updates of his situation from the library in spite of living in his car and giving himself food poisoning from eating expired sausages that had stayed in the sun. they were clearly spoiled too it owned
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stop posting puppetmaster confessions imo, they're dull and stupid
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Space Camp fuckup posted:stop posting puppetmaster confessions imo, they're dull and stupid Yeah, I agree. If we can't get disgusting toenail pictures and stuff then I don't wanna skim even more boring crap.
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quote:My confession is that I'm about to disappear... People do weirder than this all the time, honestly, go for it I wouldn't worry about being tracked down by detectives or whatever though. Even if a relative does find out where you are somehow, the worst you'd have to endure would be a worried phone call in which you tell them you're just taking some time to travel by yourself and that'd probably be it. quote:I stopped aging at about 30. Not a thing has changed since then. Not one grey hair, no wrinkles, no bad knees. I travel the country, screwing college girls everywhere. You forgot the part where there's an oil painting of you in your basement which grows increasingly decrepit and riddled with pox and corruption
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when not doing my engineer work. I have a few ideas of where I'd go to do this but obviously I'll leave it to your imagination and just say they're within the USA.
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HerStuddMuffin posted:That’s no excuse, I remember a thread in which a goon posted regular updates of his situation from the library in spite of living in his car and giving himself food poisoning from eating expired sausages that had stayed in the sun. Lucky(?) you, for some reason I still had it bookmarked! https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3743191
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You may want to consider the uhhh depression part of your quest. Being alone with no human contact for extended periods can suck, even for introverts.
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