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Browbeat and blackmail them into taking over duties in my miserable life with an pathetic whiny partner and screaming brat kids while I gently caress off on a year long vacation to live it up drinking Sex On The Beaches while having sex on the beaches before reclaiming my life back with nefarious schemes once I get bored.
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I'd just be happy to be having friends and a birthday party tbh. Thank you tyler.
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Imagine, if you will, this scenario. Cloning technology is perfected. You stand before a grand autoclave as it opens, releasing clouds of foul steam and green goop. Your very double crawls out, and stands unsteadily in the bright new world. And then you realize that your fully grown clone is totally, completely medically retarded.
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Nov 14, 2018 18:03
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Mimesweeper posted:act real mad and kick everyone out so we can get straight to eating each others asses of course
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Colonel Cancer posted:Imagine, if you will, this scenario. Cloning technology is perfected. You stand before a grand autoclave as it opens, releasing clouds of foul steam and green goop. Your very double crawls out, and stands unsteadily in the bright new world. I'll never pass up a chance to post this
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Nov 14, 2018 18:14
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Jose posted:murder him  The way you do this is you have to use environmental objects. You can't just go fists or else it'll be even. Just hope he has less sharp things close by than you do.
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Nov 14, 2018 18:17
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Who What Now posted:Apologize This is the correct answer  
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Nov 14, 2018 18:25
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Sounds like he's a dick.
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By popular demand posted:I'M FREE AT LAST! NOW YOU HAVE TO LIVE THIS MISERABLE LIFE! gently caress. i chose poorly.
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Nov 14, 2018 18:27
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Fluffy Bunnies posted:"oh hey you can entertain these people cool thanks" and wander off upstairs to go to sleep
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Nov 14, 2018 18:31
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Also my first instinct would be to kill my clone but my second instinct would be to hatch schemes using him in order to make money somehow. A priori I would expect the clone to 1) have the same reaction, and 2) realize I had the same reaction so we end up not killing each other. Then I guess we'd spend some time hatching a money making scheme. My first thought is one of us would become a twitch steamer while the other works my regular job and subsidizes the other
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Nov 14, 2018 18:33
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Nov 14, 2018 18:37
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sandwiches_and_ham posted:carefully check his breath, let him know if it actually smells bad or not (thirteen cups of coffee and 28 philly blunts per day probaby don' help) Wait, you smoke actual philly blunts?
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Nov 14, 2018 18:39
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bruvs be4 luvs
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Kill or be killed by him. The winner will emerge from the battle stronger.
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Nov 14, 2018 18:42
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_fmUYyWSyE
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Nov 14, 2018 19:11
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Double murder pact to be fulfilled by knife fighting. It doesn't count as suicide if I die from bleeding out because my clone stabbed me.
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Nov 14, 2018 19:19
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ITT goons fantasize about ways to commit suicide without actually having to do it
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Nov 14, 2018 19:24
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Aesop Poprock posted:ITT goons fantasize about ways to commit suicide without actually having to do it It is not that hard. Lock yourself in a garage sans airflow. But instead of carbon monoxide eat a bunch of beans and/or Taco Bell. Let the smells take you.
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Nov 14, 2018 19:40
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How do I know I'm the real me and not the replicant?
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Nov 14, 2018 20:30
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I've already decided, years ago, what I'd do if I met my identical copy. We'd team up and be friends. Since he is identical, he probably thinks the same way.
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Nov 14, 2018 20:32
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I kind of wish I had made a mold of my penis pre-sex change so I could gently caress myself, but didn't. So I guess I would have sex with myself.
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Nov 14, 2018 20:32
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I'd freeze him so his organs would be available for me to harvest if I get sick.
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Nov 14, 2018 20:34
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i'd blow me
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Nov 14, 2018 21:22
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You could kill it and fake your death. Turn into a ghost. Off grid, man.
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Nov 14, 2018 21:38
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Some kind of bizarre Dorian Gray where one of us gets loving ripped and live vicariously through that copy while the other gets gross and neglected to provide for them
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Nov 14, 2018 21:45
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Recreate the scene in the shining. You know, the one with the dog.
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Nov 14, 2018 21:58
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Nov 14, 2018 22:03
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sometimes I unironically ponder this and I'm split on whether we would be great friends or secret enemies. probably friends. I'm a pretty friendly dude. probably.
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Nov 14, 2018 22:06
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Aesop Poprock posted:Wtf just dump him in the trash at that point, he’s a trash boy No way I'm a very cheerful drunk
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Nov 14, 2018 23:00
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finally, a trip sitter i can trust
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Nov 14, 2018 23:01
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im going to suck his dick op
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Nov 14, 2018 23:02
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play video games i guess
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Nov 14, 2018 23:02
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Suck and gently caress
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OMFG FURRY posted:finally, a trip sitter i can trust He’s gonna do the drugs with you
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Nov 14, 2018 23:04
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El_Elegante posted:He’s gonna do the drugs with you That assholes not getting any of my drugs. He can get his own drugs.
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Nov 14, 2018 23:07
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alternative idea: we both hash out a con job that involves convincing a mark that they are suffering from fregoli delusion
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Nov 14, 2018 23:11
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"we are gay"
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Nov 14, 2018 23:13
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super sweet best pal posted:One of us commits crimes while the other establishes an alibi. Yeah this. Also one of us crouches down behind someone and the other pushes them over.
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Nov 14, 2018 23:26
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promising carl posted:How do I know I'm the real me and not the replicant? ask Tyler and watch him laugh
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See if he responds correctly to the following question: are there stairs in your house?
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