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Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
As a southerner we’ve got our fair share of racists but uh, lol both at the idea that a significant amount of southern racists are any kind of neopagan rather than christian, and lol 10x as much at dalael getting onto a dane for his US bias.

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Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


I’d be more likely to move slower and keep my head down if I was worried about incoming crazy noise stones.

Fish of hemp
Apr 1, 2011

A friendly little mouse!

LingcodKilla posted:

I’d be more likely to move slower and keep my head down if I was worried about incoming crazy noise stones.

But wouldn't really freak you out if all of a sudden you would hear this weird howling? Especially at night, who knows what weird ghosts are roaming around.

skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?

LingcodKilla posted:

I’d be more likely to move slower and keep my head down if I was worried about incoming crazy noise stones.

Can’t make war without some crazy noises. The usual late Roman battle standard was a goofy looking dragon-shaped windsock that hissed. Aztecs blew skull-shaped whistles that sound like this on special occasions — we don’t know for certain that it was in battle, but if not they were missing a trick.

Dalael
Oct 14, 2014
Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

As a southerner we’ve got our fair share of racists but uh, lol both at the idea that a significant amount of southern racists are any kind of neopagan rather than christian, and lol 10x as much at dalael getting onto a dane for his US bias.

It seems a common denominator on this forum that whatever a few Nazi/white supremacist does, everyone else need to stop it immediately or be branded nazis themselves. Whoever first started this discussion seems to care about his roots and trying to emulate as much of it as possible, and a few others immediately went, "but but nazi do it too"

Admitedly, Tias's post wasn't like that and I misunderstood it but there definitely was a "but southern racists people" in someone's post. I guess I conflated the two.

physeter
Jan 24, 2006

high five, more dead than alive
When it came to gods, Romans had this a super fun approach. See to them, each town or city had a god of that city. More like a protective spirit that shrouded it. So when you sieged a place, you couldn't just barge in. There was a ritual to be performed, an appeasement almost, whereby the Roman priests would promise the god or goddess of that particular place a new home in Rome itself. And after the siege they would actually no bullshit "capture" that god and drag its statute or altar or whatever back to Rome. This led a problem though, because temples were expensive. Sooo, they had to start hot bunking these gods with other gods, and now you've got temples for multiple gods and one god is down in the basement and some of them, poo poo. They didn't even remember where they got them. But they kept them all.

But what then, was the actual god of Rome-as-place? Ahhhh, now that's the mystery. We have no idea. Because the name Rome/Roma was just a stand in, like YHWH. The true name of Rome was possibly the name of this god or goddess, and literally a state secret, it was a capital crime to reveal it. Because if outsiders ever learned it, they could summon it and steal it! We're not talking ancient Romulus time myth here either, Sulla had someone executed for it. The most favored suspect was a goddess called Angerona (no Greek analog of which I am aware), who was frequently depicted with a covered mouth or a finger across her own lips.

But we don't know for sure, and may never know again, the true name of Rome.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Let's stop with the weird Nazi pagan derail poo poo now.

Fun thing about slings is they don't seem like much but a good hit with a lead slingstone is roughly the same kinetic energy as a .45 pistol. They weren't anything to gently caress with.

Dalael
Oct 14, 2014
Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!

physeter posted:

When it came to gods, Romans had this a super fun approach. See to them, each town or city had a god of that city. More like a protective spirit that shrouded it. So when you sieged a place, you couldn't just barge in. There was a ritual to be performed, an appeasement almost, whereby the Roman priests would promise the god or goddess of that particular place a new home in Rome itself. And after the siege they would actually no bullshit "capture" that god and drag its statute or altar or whatever back to Rome. This led a problem though, because temples were expensive. Sooo, they had to start hot bunking these gods with other gods, and now you've got temples for multiple gods and one god is down in the basement and some of them, poo poo. They didn't even remember where they got them. But they kept them all.

But what then, was the actual god of Rome-as-place? Ahhhh, now that's the mystery. We have no idea. Because the name Rome/Roma was just a stand in, like YHWH. The true name of Rome was possibly the name of this god or goddess, and literally a state secret, it was a capital crime to reveal it. Because if outsiders ever learned it, they could summon it and steal it! We're not talking ancient Romulus time myth here either, Sulla had someone executed for it. The most favored suspect was a goddess called Angerona (no Greek analog of which I am aware), who was frequently depicted with a covered mouth or a finger across her own lips.

But we don't know for sure, and may never know again, the true name of Rome.

Do you have some links/source about this? I would like to know more.

physeter
Jan 24, 2006

high five, more dead than alive
There isn't much about Angerona. She was a very old Italian goddess. Myself, I don't think she was the protector of Rome, just the keeper of the secret name of the city-god, but that's just because I like the idea that the true name of the most hardcore Roman spirit-god is obscured forever. Though if anyone in the world does know it, that person is probably in the Vatican somewhere.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


I know it but you'll have to wire me some cash and I'll whisper it to you.

feller
Jul 5, 2006


Grand Fromage posted:

I know it but you'll have to wire me some cash and I'll whisper it to you.

Sure what’s your bank account? I also need your SSN to report the payment for pure innocent tax purposes nothing nefarious I promise

cheetah7071
Oct 20, 2010

honk honk
College Slice
Presumably everybody who knew the name was a high-up priest who was very invested in the Roman state religion, and when the mandatory conversion to Christianity came whatever pagan priests were left took the secret name to their graves without passing it on to a successor first.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

cheetah7071 posted:

Presumably everybody who knew the name was a high-up priest who was very invested in the Roman state religion, and when the mandatory conversion to Christianity came whatever pagan priests were left took the secret name to their graves without passing it on to a successor first.
it's whispered into the ear of every incoming pope

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
I really want to believe that the Vatican is sitting on a trove of roman lore for obscure reasons.

Lives of Famous Whores WHEN, Holy Father?

P-Mack
Nov 10, 2007

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

I really want to believe that the Vatican is sitting on a trove of roman lore for obscure reasons.

Lives of Famous Whores WHEN, Holy Father?

I'm still reading it stop bugging me

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

HEY GUNS posted:

there are hindu nazis my dude
influential ones

i was being conveniently specific in my choice of subset :smug:

but yeah i bet there are some shakta Nazis, I just don't know of any specifically

probably some of Modi's Hindu Nationalists, if nothing else - Bengal has sort of a shitload of Muslims and is also the demographic center of my stuff

Goatse James Bond fucked around with this message at 00:00 on Nov 15, 2018

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong

skasion posted:

Depends on the projectile and the slinger of course, but ancient sources insist that slingers had the range on archers.

A sling can carry a projectile surprisingly far, and you do need a lot of skilled craftsmanship and well-trained/properly exercised guys to get high and usable range with bows. Personally, I've had a way harder time learning to be accurate over a long distance with a leather sling than with a bow but I really can't discount how all the bows I've ever shot with are super high quality for what they are.

hailthefish
Oct 24, 2010

Yeah, getting distance and accuracy with a sling, as well as not clobbering yourself in the head, is really hard, but I wouldn't be at all surprised if someone practicing all their life with it could outdo a roman-era bow by a fair margin.

Zombie Dachshund
Feb 26, 2016

well, it took almost three months, but somebody in my Augustan literature class today busted out an "Agrippa... DEEZ NUTS" joke

Silver2195
Apr 4, 2012

Dalael posted:

Do you have some links/source about this? I would like to know more.

It's discussed here (though it should go without saying that you should take the conclusions with a grain of salt): http://hwlabadiejr.tripod.com/roma.htm

(I like the way this article affects a Victorian style despite having been written in 1996 at the earliest. It's a tongue-in-cheek way of acknowledging the silly pedantry inherent in posing the question, I think.)

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


They were just really concerned that nobody find out that Rome's true name was Jeffrey.

Scarodactyl fucked around with this message at 05:06 on Nov 15, 2018

sullat
Jan 9, 2012
It's an interesting article, but consider this: The true name of a city is what everybody calls it. I mean, the city I was born is has the full name of "the town of Our Lady of the Angels" but nobody calls it that, its true name is simply Los Angeles.

Jack2142
Jul 17, 2014

Shitposting in Seattle

Guys the Answer to the secret name is clearly Reme

Jack2142 fucked around with this message at 07:14 on Nov 15, 2018

Tias
May 25, 2008

Pictured: the patron saint of internet political arguments (probably)

This avatar made possible by a gift from the Religionthread Posters Relief Fund
Emor :haw:

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Rome's secret name: Detroit.

fantastic in plastic
Jun 15, 2007

The Socialist Workers Party's newspaper proved to be a tough sell to downtown businessmen.

Tunicate posted:

Rome's secret name: Detroit Trenton

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

skasion posted:

Can’t make war without some crazy noises. The usual late Roman battle standard was a goofy looking dragon-shaped windsock that hissed. Aztecs blew skull-shaped whistles that sound like this on special occasions — we don’t know for certain that it was in battle, but if not they were missing a trick.

See also the carnyx.

CommunityEdition
May 1, 2009

Hoboken delenda est

Don Gato
Apr 28, 2013

Actually a bipedal cat.
Grimey Drawer

Amor :colbert:

Wait, amor is Spanish for love.

Holy poo poo the secret was inside of us all along :histdowns:

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

Iirc the ancients themselves sometimes connected the name of Rome with the Greek ῥώμη (rômê), "strength". It's spelled the exactly the same as Rome in Attic Greek. It still may have been a folk etymology.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

sullat posted:

It's an interesting article, but consider this: The true name of a city is what everybody calls it. I mean, the city I was born is has the full name of "the town of Our Lady of the Angels" but nobody calls it that, its true name is simply Los Angeles.
you call it by its baptismal name obvs

Rockopolis
Dec 21, 2012

I MAKE FUN OF QUEER STORYGAMES BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH MY LIFE THAN MAKE OTHER PEOPLE CRY

I can't understand these kinds of games, and not getting it bugs me almost as much as me being weird
Troy, surely? :agesilaus:

echopapa
Jun 2, 2005

El Presidente smiles upon this thread.
Rome’s secret name is La Paz

Immanentized
Mar 17, 2009
Troy II - We built a smaller gate.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Rome's secret name is Istanbul

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

FreudianSlippers posted:

Rome's secret name is Istanbul

Istanbul's secret name is Chicago

bewbies
Sep 23, 2003

Fun Shoe

skasion posted:

Depends on the projectile and the slinger of course, but ancient sources insist that slingers had the range on archers.

this is interesting as hell

more info please

Dalael
Oct 14, 2014
Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!
I'm one of the guys who would totally have underestimated slingers and died from having been hit smack in the face.

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

Rome used to be a flood prone marsh. Reading between the lines its real name is clearly Atlantis.

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Elyv
Jun 14, 2013



FreudianSlippers posted:

Rome's secret name is Istanbul

Helsinki, duh

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