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joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Toona the Cat posted:

this should be the thread title

Agreed.

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Eminent Domain
Sep 23, 2007



Looks like Avenatti just got arrested on felony DV charges. Good times.

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!
Good. Go away scumbag plaintiff attorney

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!
Mark my words: Avenatti bribed a judge at some point somewhere

Lote
Aug 5, 2001

Place your bets
Apparently the victim in the domestic violence charge isn’t Avenatti’s wife.

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!

Lote posted:

Apparently the victim in the domestic violence charge isn’t Avenatti’s wife.

“Estranged ex wife”

Lote
Aug 5, 2001

Place your bets

Phil Moscowitz posted:

“Estranged ex wife”

I mean it’s not her either. /shrug. Who knows who it is? TMZ reported it wrong.

Hot Dog Day #91
Jun 19, 2003

Maybe it's fake?

Eminent Domain
Sep 23, 2007



Yeah now it's changed from ex wife to just a woman but the story is still going.

Look Sir Droids
Jan 27, 2015

The tracks go off in this direction.

Lote posted:

Apparently the victim in the domestic violence charge isn’t Avenatti’s wife.

4:1 it’s a client.

Hot Dog Day #91
Jun 19, 2003

Omg it's a false flag!

GamingHyena
Jul 25, 2003

Devil's Advocate

Hot Dog Day #91 posted:

Omg it's a false flag!

I mean, it happened to his client.

v:shobon:v

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!
Avenatti has been pretty useless at goading Trump into a direct confrontation, which to me means Trump actually owns him

sullat
Jan 9, 2012

Phil Moscowitz posted:

Avenatti has been pretty useless at goading Trump into a direct confrontation, which to me means Trump actually owns him

You don't own a lawyer, you merely rent one for a time.

Javid
Oct 21, 2004

:jpmf:

Hot Dog Day #91
Jun 19, 2003

All rights nunc pro tunc.

Nice piece of fish
Jan 29, 2008

Ultra Carp
SILENCE IS DISHONOR

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
my name is nunc and i like to pro tunc

Vox Nihili posted:

Alcohol, suicide, etc.
lol

nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

I shall devour your soul.
Grimey Drawer
nunc pro dunk them

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!

At first I thought Stefan Bird was being sued in in capacity as a representative of oppressive authority, but then I realized that would have required it to be capitalized—“the Man”

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!

Soothing Vapors posted:

my name is nunc and i like to pro tunc


Nunc est bibendum

SlyFrog
May 16, 2007

What? One name? Who are you, Seal?
We need a television show, a weekly episodic, where P. Barnes just goes bounty hunter on Sov Cits.

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin
Someone who is trans needs to respond to one of those suits and just go hog wild confusing the sovcit on the "as the man" crap

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

Hot Dog Day #91 posted:

All right's nunc pro tunc.

Nice piece of fish
Jan 29, 2008

Ultra Carp
So the obvious thing to do if a court would receive a motion like whatever that horseshit is, would be to send it back with a 14 day response time to make it conform to motion standards, right? Or face dismissal with prejudice. Right?

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

Nice piece of fish posted:

So the obvious thing to do if a court would receive a motion like whatever that horseshit is, would be to send it back with a 14 day response time to make it conform to motion standards, right? Or face dismissal with prejudice. Right?

With e-filing here in the states, the clerk can just reject the motherfucker outright and it never actually gets filed. I assume CA has that.

But if somehow it actually gets filed then respondent asks for a hearing to throw it out and sanction the dumbass that filed it.

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

Nice piece of fish posted:

So the obvious thing to do if a court would receive a motion like whatever that horseshit is, would be to send it back with a 14 day response time to make it conform to motion standards, right? Or face dismissal with prejudice. Right?

Hmm sounds like work how about you get a briefing schedule and come back in six months

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
Avenatti has finally made a public statement flat out saying that it was a Jacob Wohl hit job and he’ll be coming after him once the charges are dismissed.

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer
Innocent until proven guilty IMHO

terrorist ambulance
Nov 5, 2009
Still like his chances better than Biden.

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

Phil Moscowitz posted:

Nunc est bibendum

Speaking of which, here's some important Mr. Nice intel from the MMA thread I keep forgetting to share with this thread

maffew buildings posted:

Here's a story to help anyone debating Mr. Nice!

One time there was a get together and he spent a chunk of the night, when not wrestling his coworker on cement, arguing with me and another friend of ours about the definition of sashimi, despite having been proven wrong by The Online.

That is all

Nice piece of fish
Jan 29, 2008

Ultra Carp
What is the definition of sashimi I wonder.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
gently caress if i know.

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer
I thought he hurt his back carrying all those women around his bedroom?

Nice piece of fish
Jan 29, 2008

Ultra Carp
I've had what can generously be referred to as taco sashimi.

It reminded me of wrestling women on cement.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
Also true.

nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

I shall devour your soul.
Grimey Drawer
How do you even do a taco sashimi
Or are we being very liberal with the definition of sashimi here

Eminent Domain
Sep 23, 2007



SILENCE IS DISHONOR gonna go on all my business cards.

nm
Jan 28, 2008

"I saw Minos the Space Judge holding a golden sceptre and passing sentence upon the Martians. There he presided, and around him the noble Space Prosecutors sought the firm justice of space law."

Alexeythegreat posted:

How do you even do a taco sashimi
Or are we being very liberal with the definition of sashimi here

And is it a sandwich?

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blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

nm posted:

And is it a sandwich?

Oh turbofuck yourself

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