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Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

So Eddie Scarry is a Goon, right? That's a bigger tell than Lee Carter's tweets about EVE.

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Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

This ratio

https://mobile.twitter.com/Ocasio2018/status/1062731138031120384

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.
So, Florida sucks.

Also don't watch MSNBC right now because there's some rear end in a top hat with glasses being a dick while some lawyer tries his best to reign him in and it just isn't working. The lawyer is nice, but the guys the glasses is some Rick Scott guy and he's annoying.

eke out
Feb 24, 2013



why does Florida suck at this?

here's a hot take: it's the third most populous state but the only one that has a purple electorate yet is controlled completely by the republican party

SaturdayKnight
Mar 31, 2011

AOC for Shitpostmaster General.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

eke out posted:

why does Florida suck at this?

here's a hot take: it's the third most populous state but the only one that has a purple electorate yet is controlled completely by the republican party

The Jim Crow levels of minority disenfranchisement probably have a lot to do with it

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Conservatives simply don’t know how to handle someone adept at social media. All the young people they have on their side are antisocial losers.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
ALso, since Dems have retaken the House, they have regained the critical control over the House cafeteria, since its under partisan control for god knows what reason

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

The Glumslinger posted:

ALso, since Dems have retaken the House, they have regained the critical control over the House cafeteria, since its under partisan control for god knows what reason

Is this real?

moostaffa
Apr 2, 2008

People always ask me about Toad, It's fantastic. Let me tell you about Toad. I do very well with Toad. I love Toad. No one loves Toad more than me, BELIEVE ME. Toad loves me. I have the best Toad.

Megaman's Jockstrap posted:

I am in absolute awe of our first Poster In Chief, she is the loving Alpha and Omega of Twitter

https://twitter.com/Ocasio2018/status/1063215042517188608

That's a good reply imo. I hope she continues to immediately call them (and others, obviously) out for their usual bullshit.

cheetah7071
Oct 20, 2010

honk honk
College Slice
Can the house majority whip remove a representative's favorite food from the menu if they don't fall in line

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

As far as I can tell

https://www.politico.com/story/2008/01/pelosi-pushes-gourmet-menu-007888
http://articles.latimes.com/2011/mar/24/nation/la-na-styrofoam-20110325

Here is a reminder of Republican pettiness

quote:

Reporting from Washington — First the Republicans took over the House. Now it's the cafeterias.

Republicans say the use of "compostable" cups and utensils, a key part of former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi's Green the Capitol initiative, was "neither cost-effective nor energy-efficient." So they brought back plastic utensils and foam cups, ditching the eco-friendly dining wares of the Democratic era.

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

The Glumslinger posted:

ALso, since Dems have retaken the House, they have regained the critical control over the House cafeteria, since its under partisan control for god knows what reason

They should just have the cafeteria be a series of taco trucks

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Oh no, they're going to have *gasp* HEALTHY OPTIONS THOSE BASTARDS!!

Stexils
Jun 5, 2008

cheetah7071 posted:

Can the house majority whip remove a representative's favorite food from the menu if they don't fall in line

permanently remove all ham sandwiches from the cafeteria and a third of the republicans would stop eating there

Spun Dog
Sep 21, 2004


Smellrose

cheetah7071 posted:

Can the house majority whip remove a representative's favorite food from the menu if they don't fall in line

I would serve soybeans exclusively since we have a surplus now.

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Conservatives simply don’t know how to handle someone adept at social media. All the young people they have on their side are antisocial losers.

they've got chuck grassley, at least

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

Stexils posted:

permanently remove all ham sandwiches from the cafeteria and a third of the republicans would stop eating there

Declare it a mayonnaise-free zone

Eeyo
Aug 29, 2004

The Glumslinger posted:

ALso, since Dems have retaken the House, they have regained the critical control over the House cafeteria, since its under partisan control for god knows what reason

Full vegetarianism now!

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



So I guess they’re gonna be Socialism Fries now?

Khisanth Magus
Mar 31, 2011

Vae Victus

On a positive note, the officer involved in the "can we force a child to masturbate in front of us" case was eventually being investigated for molesting 2 children(gee, shocker) and killed himself.

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

Data Graham posted:

So I guess they’re gonna be Socialism Fries now?

Worker's Potatoes

Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything
Asian Confederate Hank Yoo, who once called his parents slurs and told them to get out of 'his' country, defended himself in court.

https://twitter.com/EmilyGorcenski/status/1063208959702695937

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

Crow Jane posted:

Declare it a mayonnaise-free zone

Whoa, let's not go crazy here.

puppets freak me out
Dec 18, 2015

Mantis42 posted:

Whoa, let's not go crazy here.

Hey, sometimes you gotta break a few eggs, you know?

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://mobile.twitter.com/Newsweek/status/1063041453016932352

So many things about this

skylined!
Apr 6, 2012

THE DEM DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON

Ague Proof posted:

Asian Confederate Hank Yoo, who once called his parents slurs and told them to get out of 'his' country, defended himself in court.

https://twitter.com/EmilyGorcenski/status/1063208959702695937

do u think im guilty check [yes]or [no]

skylined!
Apr 6, 2012

THE DEM DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON
https://twitter.com/maggienyt/status/1063221624302985216?s=21

Republicans
Oct 14, 2003

- More money for us

- Fuck you


Crow Jane posted:

Declare it a mayonnaise-free zone

All mayonnaise is now labeled as aioli.

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

Ague Proof posted:

Asian Confederate Hank Yoo, who once called his parents slurs and told them to get out of 'his' country, defended himself in court.

https://twitter.com/EmilyGorcenski/status/1063208959702695937

rip peven stan's also evil twin

OAquinas
Jan 27, 2008

Biden has sat immobile on the Iron Throne of America. He is the Master of Malarkey by the will of the gods, and master of a million votes by the might of his inexhaustible calamari.
My fellow goons, our time has come. Fargo is leading the way for a new system of voting. No more will "First Past the Post" rule cruelly there.
No, they are embracing a more elegant system. A more visionary one. So next election if you live in Fargo, you can vote intelligently. Vote Sanely.
https://www.vox.com/future-perfect/2018/11/15/18092206/midterm-elections-vote-fargo-approval-voting-ranked-choice
Vote Checkbox.

Khisanth Magus
Mar 31, 2011

Vae Victus

OAquinas posted:

My fellow goons, our time has come. Fargo is leading the way for a new system of voting. No more will "First Past the Post" rule cruelly there.
No, they are embracing a more elegant system. A more visionary one. So next election if you live in Fargo, you can vote intelligently. Vote Sanely.
https://www.vox.com/future-perfect/2018/11/15/18092206/midterm-elections-vote-fargo-approval-voting-ranked-choice
Vote Checkbox.

Maine already did that, although Republicans are suing to get the ranked choice part of it thrown out and treat the ballots as fptp ballots.

Space Cadet Omoly
Jan 15, 2014

~Groovy~



If he goes to jail I hope they give his cat to someone who'll actually take care of it, unlike him.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Space Cadet Omoly posted:

If he goes to jail I hope they give his cat to someone who'll actually take care of it, unlike him.

It wasn't his cat in the first place tho

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING


To be fair ambassadorships to places nobody cares about are generally where you put rich idle aristocrats to canoodle with the opposing nations rich idle aristocrats and keep them out of the way

OAquinas
Jan 27, 2008

Biden has sat immobile on the Iron Throne of America. He is the Master of Malarkey by the will of the gods, and master of a million votes by the might of his inexhaustible calamari.

Khisanth Magus posted:

Maine already did that, although Republicans are suing to get the ranked choice part of it thrown out and treat the ballots as fptp ballots.

Pretty sure this is just ranked choice without the ranks though. You just vote for everyone you might like to win.

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

Khisanth Magus posted:

Maine already did that, although Republicans are suing to get the ranked choice part of it thrown out and treat the ballots as fptp ballots.

Approval voting isn't ranked choice voting.

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan
I love the tribute to Mitch Hedburg in the title! New mods best mods :)

Now I'm going to go brush my teeth, too.
Do we still not get visitor logs from the place the president picks his officials and staff from? Neat.

skylined!
Apr 6, 2012

THE DEM DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON

Feldegast42 posted:

To be fair ambassadorships to places nobody cares about are generally where you put rich idle aristocrats to canoodle with the opposing nations rich idle aristocrats and keep them out of the way

If there was ever an administration to help make this practice unacceptable...

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Party Plane Jones
Jul 1, 2007

by Reene
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/SopanDeb/status/1063224862607634432

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