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Lambert
Apr 15, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
Fallen Rib
The charts on that site show that nothing of any significance has happened. And even then, why would that influence the price at all.

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Adar
Jul 27, 2001

Lambert posted:

The charts on that site show that nothing of any significance has happened. And even then, why would that influence the price at all.

https://twitter.com/ProfFaustus/status/1062751765601361923

lots of this from all 3 sides, basically

Lambert
Apr 15, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
Fallen Rib
lol, didn't realize one of the guys claiming to be Satoshi was this inarticulate.

Lambert fucked around with this message at 18:52 on Nov 15, 2018

Lambert
Apr 15, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
Fallen Rib

MarcusSA posted:

So Bitcoin has gone back up some. How long do I need to hold onto this $20 so it turns into millions? Its at 20.01 right now and its burning a hole in my pocket.

Edit: Scratch that its $19.98 now.

This is called wasting money, BTW.

wit
Jul 26, 2011

Lambert posted:

lol, didn't realize one of the guys claiming to be Satoshi was this inarticulate.

Yeah even in the land of complete fakers people call bullshit on this one guy. He puts me in mind of one of those seminar get-rich-quick book people somehow just from his PR and twitter stuff. Hardly differentiates him much from the rest of the rabble though.

MarcusSA posted:

Edit: Scratch that its $19.98 now.

Oh Icarus! Fly not so close to the sun!

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CS8a9FNhkxw&t=427s

Slightly Absurd
Mar 22, 2004


It's kinda weird, a few days ago I was about ready to ask if this was the most stable bitcoin's been, since it's been floating in the $6000 range for months now, but :laffo:

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

i like how you can see BUY BUY BUY in stalwart resistance to their own logic

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

is today a good day to buy bitcoin

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

numberoneposter posted:

is today a good day to buy bitcoin

it's always a good day for someone else to buy your bitcoins from you

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

will trade weed stocks for bitcoins

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

numberoneposter posted:

is today a good day to buy bitcoin

$5540 now, afraid you've missed the bottom, friend.

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Burt Sexual posted:

$5540 now, afraid you've missed the bottom, friend.

That’s amazing! I got in at just the right time.

If my calculations are correct I’ll be able to retire on that $20 I invested at the bottom in about 1.5 years!

klafbang
Nov 18, 2009
Clapping Larry

MarcusSA posted:

That’s amazing! I got in at just the right time.

If my calculations are correct I’ll be able to retire on that $20 I invested at the bottom in about 1.5 years!

HODL until it is at $15, then sell. If you have to ask how that makes you money, perhaps you just aren’t cut out for the crypto markets.

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

klafbang posted:

HODL until it is at $15, then sell. If you have to ask how that makes you money, perhaps you just aren’t cut out for the crypto markets.

Long ago, in the before times, the holy prophet Bruce promised us that we could buy high, sell low and still make a profit.

Toys For Ass Bum
Feb 1, 2015

Bitcoin Cash fork is underway:
https://cash.coin.dance/

ABC is currently 30 blocks ahead of SV, thanks to the bitcoin.com mining pool temporarily switching over from BTC. Also they're only mining tiny blocks that are a few Kb, while SV is mining big rear end Mb sizes .

Toys For Ass Bum fucked around with this message at 01:59 on Nov 16, 2018

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
so i guess that means bit coin is










done?

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
this is good for bitcoin cash

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
where can i go to bet on the horses

Toys For Ass Bum
Feb 1, 2015

lol it's called Bitcoin ABC for "Adjustable Blocksize Cap”
So they adjust the blocksize to be tiny, and fart out shitloads more than SV can keep up with.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Mozi posted:

this is good for bitcoin cash

Which one?

svenkatesh
Sep 5, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Gazpacho posted:

where can i go to bet on the horses

betting on crypto is like betting on greyhounds.

It's only for degenerate gamblers.

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

svenkatesh posted:

betting on crypto is like betting on greyhounds.

It's only for degenerate gamblers.

AND???

bollig
Apr 7, 2006

Never Forget.
hell yeah

Double Bill
Jan 29, 2006

svenkatesh posted:

betting on crypto is like betting on greyhounds.

It's only for degenerate gamblers.

c'mon Lucky!


...gently caress you Lucky where did you learn to run you piece of poo poo

Adar
Jul 27, 2001
Fork update: at the moment, all involved mining groups have successfully hosed each other and are literally burning money

https://twitter.com/BitMEXResearch/status/1063400765119758336

https://twitter.com/BitMEXResearch/status/1063407625805664256

this is good for bitcoin (cash (both versions))

kw0134
Apr 19, 2003

I buy feet pics🍆

Ah yes, who knew that the population of degenerates who have historically smashed the "BETRAY" button in the prisoner's dilemma like they're playing an arcade game would in the end try clumsily to backstab each other and end up landing on their own knives.

Who could have known.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Why would miners switch from Bitcoin to BitcoinCash ABCDEFGHXYZ or whatever it is?

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
And here I thought Bitcoin was about to pull off the 8-Bit Theatre trick of being so disconnected from reality it can't fail.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



bitcoin is inversely connected to reality so the more hosed things get in the hell timeline the better it will be for bitcoin

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
in other words we're doing fine?

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
$5500 is the new $6000?

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

whatever happened with butterfly labs and their dedicated miners that were all SNES-era garbage?

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

MA-Horus posted:

whatever happened with butterfly labs and their dedicated miners that were all SNES-era garbage?

it's an arcade cabinet for pong with jizz stained pizza on it in the era of mame and pc emulators

svenkatesh
Sep 5, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

MA-Horus posted:

whatever happened with butterfly labs and their dedicated miners that were all SNES-era garbage?

Friedcat's miners were better anyway.

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

svenkatesh posted:

betting on crypto is like betting on greyhounds.

It's only for degenerate gamblers.

Are the bitcoins abused as badly as the greyhounds? :ohdear:

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Waltzing Along posted:

$5 is the new $6000?

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf

poverty goat posted:

bitcoin is inversely connected to reality so the more hosed things get in the hell timeline the better it will be for bitcoin

Hopefully one day scientists will be able to ascertain without a statistical doubt, precisely how deep down our timeline is on the hell scale of existing dimensions / timelines

Spatial
Nov 15, 2007

MA-Horus posted:

whatever happened with butterfly labs and their dedicated miners that were all SNES-era garbage?
scammed a bit too hard and were shut down by the FTC

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Spatial
Nov 15, 2007

didn't they buy some goon's buttcoin blog just to change the articles to be more positive too? lol

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