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Gripweed: Nov 8, 2018; Women are wonderful animals, they should be making music and writing novels about having a complex relationship with your mother.

Facebook Aunt posted:

It is not a sensible image. Scream guy has no special powers at all, he's just a highschooler.

Child's Play doll is like 2 feet tall. Sure he's strong for his size, but he has tiny little arms. He's only ever successful because he attacks kids, cripples, and normal people who aren't expecting to fight a plastic doll that day. Any of the man-sized or bigger monsters could just hold him at arms length and tear his head off.

Freddy Kruger always has the home field advantage and has some pretty cool abilities within that venue, but what if he is paired against something that doesn't dream? The both just stand there in separate boxes and run out the clock, I guess.

Micheal Myers is hard to kill, sure, but all he has is a knife. What is he going to do against a full grown Xenomorph? A lot of them will have trouble with that xenomorph. Oh no, Candyman has bees! What oh what will acid-for-blood monster do to defend itself from bees?!?

You haven't played many old fighting games if you think being horrifically unbalanced makes that image unrealistic

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Facebook Aunt posted:

It is not a sensible image. Scream guy has no special powers at all, he's just a highschooler.

Child's Play doll is like 2 feet tall. Sure he's strong for his size, but he has tiny little arms. He's only ever successful because he attacks kids, cripples, and normal people who aren't expecting to fight a plastic doll that day. Any of the man-sized or bigger monsters could just hold him at arms length and tear his head off.

Freddy Kruger always has the home field advantage and has some pretty cool abilities within that venue, but what if he is paired against something that doesn't dream? The both just stand there in separate boxes and run out the clock, I guess.

Micheal Myers is hard to kill, sure, but all he has is a knife. What is he going to do against a full grown Xenomorph? A lot of them will have trouble with that xenomorph. Oh no, Candyman has bees! What oh what will acid-for-blood monster do to defend itself from bees?!?

Also why doesn't Samus just frag everyone with her missile launcher and fly away, Smash is so unrealistic :rolleyes:

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Just Offscreen: Jun 29, 2006; We must hope that our current selves will one day step aside to make room for better versions of us.

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Gripweed: Nov 8, 2018; Women are wonderful animals, they should be making music and writing novels about having a complex relationship with your mother.

Just Offscreen posted:

man, that takes me back. Remember when SSJ4 was Goku's strongest form?

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The MSJ: May 17, 2010

There is already a game where Leatherface can fight a xenomorph, among other horror icons.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtUIh5_ii28

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Baron von Eevl: Jan 24, 2005; WHITE NOISE
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Scream guy/ghost face is a double character and pulls off team moves. Chucky is tiny and hard to hit. Jigsaw is all ranged traps that pop up.

Halloween 3 pumpkin mask is going to be the tough one, he's not even a villain he's one of the victims. Maybe in the pre-fight he collapses and a bunch of bugs and snakes come out and form a kind of swarm-man.

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Mezzanine: Aug 23, 2009

Just Offscreen posted:

I've got $10K on Radical Larry, easy loving money here people

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Ak Gara: Jul 29, 2005; That's just the way he rolls.

Just Offscreen posted:

Popeye takes the win. Him threatening the animators is cannon.

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Screaming Idiot: Nov 26, 2007; JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Jackie Chan as he is the only non-fiction character with any sort of skill.

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TontoCorazon: Aug 18, 2007

Screaming Idiot posted:

Jackie Chan as he is the only non-fiction character with any sort of skill.

Umm Goku is real and he can do a Kamehameha.

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Screaming Idiot: Nov 26, 2007; JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

TontoCorazon posted:

Umm Goku is real and he can do a Kamehameha.

Goku died of cancer in 2003, man. You gotta let him go. We have to get over this and move on with our lives.

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Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Screaming Idiot posted:

Jackie Chan as he is the only non-fiction character with any sort of skill.

Lions exist

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voiceless anal fricative: May 6, 2007

Screaming Idiot posted:

Goku died of cancer in 2003, man. You gotta let him go. We have to get over this and move on with our lives.

He spent, like, a lot of time in space with nothing screening him from the sun. The cancer really wasn't a surprise

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Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

Samuringa posted:

Lions exist

Yeah but a billion lions? A billion goddamn lions?

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BillyC: Feb 19, 2013; everythin' under heaven is in utter chaos, cloud; Bread Liar

Samuringa posted:

Lions exist

Checks out, I have seen a lion

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Just Offscreen posted:

Real tossup between Batman and Radical fuckin' Larry

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ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

Never bet against Doomguy.

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Beachcomber: May 21, 2007; Another day in paradise.; Slippery Tilde

ultrafilter posted:

Never bet against Doomguy.

Berserk doomguy can't use weapons, and rocket-like punches aren't going to do a whole lot.

At least 3 of the others have also escaped from hell.

I like Doomguy too, but let's be real here.

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Lunatic Sledge: Jun 8, 2013; choose your own horror isekai sci-fi Souls-like urban fantasy gamer simulator adventure

or don't?

Ak Gara posted:

Popeye takes the win. Him threatening the animators is cannon.

this

popeye's fast enough that he once threw a straight punch, then stepped into the way of his own fist to punch himself

popeye hits hard enough to transmute cattle into fully cooked steaks and poo poo

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KozmoNaut: Apr 23, 2008; Happiness is a warm
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Popeye 2020

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Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

Bert Roberge posted:

https://twitter.com/BobbySmif/status/1062913978815467526

"Tortilla Triangles", what the gently caress?

# ? Nov 16, 2018 07:48

Laserjet 4P: Mar 28, 2005; What does it mean?; Fun Shoe

Knormal posted:

"Tortilla Triangles", what the gently caress?

All quadrilaterals can be reduced to two triangles anyway. The Saturn showed what a failure tortilla quads were and nobody tried it again after Sega went bankrupt.

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MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

https://twitter.com/slimyswampghost/status/1063339511357173760

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Plinkey: Aug 4, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

hey goons listen to my hot take,

imma go to sleep

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burexas.irom: Oct 29, 2007; I disapprove of what you say, and I will defend your death because you have no right to say it!

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burexas.irom posted:

What's Australia

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Choco1980: Feb 22, 2013; I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Lunatic Sledge posted:

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I unironically love this.

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Gripweed: Nov 8, 2018; Women are wonderful animals, they should be making music and writing novels about having a complex relationship with your mother.

https://twitter.com/CoolBoxArt/status/1063401298786222081

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tankadillo: Aug 15, 2006

Just Offscreen posted:

Not listed: this guy

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Tashilicious: Jul 17, 2016; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

tankadillo posted:

Not listed: this guy

Isnt this stuff what gwenpools superpower is?

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Gripweed: Nov 8, 2018; Women are wonderful animals, they should be making music and writing novels about having a complex relationship with your mother.

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LawfulWaffle: Mar 11, 2014; Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.

Randaconda posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CT-UDSFoMYs

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Choco1980: Feb 22, 2013; I fell in love with a Video Nasty

tankadillo posted:

Not listed: this guy

Wasn't there a collection of these translated somewhere? I love it.

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The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Gripweed posted:

This has been posted a number of times but I laughed again

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Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

https://i.imgur.com/y3PLgiX.mp4

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NtotheTC: Dec 31, 2007

Randaconda posted:

https://i.imgur.com/y3PLgiX.mp4

What was the end goal here?

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ToxicSlurpee: Nov 5, 2003; -=SEND HELP=-; Pillbug

Tashilicious posted:

Isnt this stuff what gwenpools superpower is?

Basically yeah. Deadpool is a comic book character that realizes it. Gwenpool isn't actually a super hero at all but is just a normal comics nerd who is now in a comic that uses her knowledge of how comics work to just do whatever.

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