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Fiend
Dec 2, 2001

twoday posted:

The invisible hand of the free market is fixing it

https://twitter.com/BlissTabitha/status/1062183945456873472?s=20

Are these the kind of private firefighters that pole dance at bachelorette parties?

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The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

DEEP STATE PLOT posted:

fire's still burning so it can still happen

It would almost literally have to burn half of LA to get there

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



The Glumslinger posted:

It would almost literally have to burn half of LA to get there

oh i know :unsmigghh:

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
ugh and i can't even hope that he'll breathe in enough radionuclides to get torso cancer because he doesn't go outside

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

why didn't it take notch's house

why

Because you did not devote sufficiently pleasing sacrifices to our lord and master the fire tornado god.

galenanorth
May 19, 2016

all will become one in the Great Ash Pile, and then at last, there will be silence and peace

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

galenanorth posted:

all will become one in the Great Ash Pile, and then at last, there will be silence and peace

until we all rise to join the skeleton war

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

Addamere posted:

until we all rise to join the skeleton war

Skeleton Bernie 2020!

cool dance moves
Aug 27, 2018


galenanorth posted:

all will become one in the Great Ash Pile, and then at last, there will be silence and peace

:stoked:

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



twoday posted:

The invisible hand of the free market is fixing it

https://twitter.com/BlissTabitha/status/1062183945456873472?s=20

Let it burn down and loot the ruins. Get payed twice

Goon Danton
May 24, 2012

Don't forget to show my shitposts to the people. They're well worth seeing.

Loot first, then let it burn. Come on, people, this is basic poo poo

Notorious R.I.M.
Jan 27, 2004

up to my ass in alligators
LA Public Health released a statement claiming abnormal levels of radiation were not found at SSFL. They also said they tested for other hazardous substances, but made no claim about then in the statement.

https://twitter.com/lapublichealth/status/1062489959276306433

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1062756006906810369

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug
welcome to hellworld:
https://twitter.com/SBCOUNTYFIRE/status/1062630744927813634
also the recently deadly fires are being intensified by the foehn effect:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJqQoUXMquQ

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon

hobbesmaster posted:

The question is one of concentration; theres of course bad stuff in the smoke but how diluted is the really really bad stuff? Probably pretty dilute if you're not close enough to die from carbon monoxide poisoning but thats a complete guess.

the dangerous airborne level for radionuclides and heavy metals are very low

Cygna
Mar 6, 2009

The ghost of a god is no man.

...Is this a troll? I forget, does Bill Mitchell know how to troll?

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

hope the AC works in those things

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Ratspeaker posted:

...Is this a troll? I forget, does Bill Mitchell know how to troll?

No he's just sevrely retarded

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

M_Gargantua posted:

the dangerous airborne level for radionuclides and heavy metals are very low

radionuclide are at least very easily detectable (thats why the environmental agency came out and quickly said no radiation danger); heavy metals are going to be the main concern.

Cygna
Mar 6, 2009

The ghost of a god is no man.

Jose posted:

No he's just sevrely retarded

I knew he was a massive political dumbass, but holy poo poo, this is an even worse take than Trump's "wildfires happen because stupid libs let water flow back into the ocean."

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Ratspeaker posted:

...Is this a troll? I forget, does Bill Mitchell know how to troll?

six of one, half dozen of the other

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
asking questions instead of worshiping the fire tornado, smh

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Addamere posted:

asking questions instead of worshiping the fire tornado, smh

fire tornado take my energy

destroy all of los angeles

OhFunny
Jun 26, 2013

EXTREMELY PISSED AT THE DNC
https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1063259376377581573?s=19

Worse and worse in California.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/MikeTokes/status/1062917341049049089

100 HOGS AGREE
Oct 13, 2007
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/SaltInMyTea/status/1063222820056879104

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

mike definitely tokes

Food Boner
Jul 2, 2005
PEOPLE ARE SO loving DUMB:siren:

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Food Boner posted:

PEOPLE ARE SO loving DUMB:siren:

you called?

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

Burning Van:



Ironic street name:



The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
The conspiracy theorists claim this was to clear land for the Bullet Train, except none of the fires are anywhere near the path of the train. The Camp Fire is well over 100 miles away from the planned last stop (Sacramento)

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug
Yeah I just woke up to see the missing number jump to 600.

Good lord. Do the hoaxers think that's all part of the ruse?

Food Boner
Jul 2, 2005

Dead Beef posted:

Yeah I just woke up to see the missing number jump to 600.

Good lord. Do the hoaxers think that's all part of the ruse?

hoaxers are autistic at best and shouldnt be considered to possess any modicum of empathy for anyone

NO LISTEN TO ME
Jan 3, 2009

「プリスティンビート」
「Pristine Beat」

Dead Beef posted:

Yeah I just woke up to see the missing number jump to 600.

Good lord. Do the hoaxers think that's all part of the ruse?

They think the government kills people to enact their dark plans and then ignore when they actually do that because they're killing the right people

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Food Boner posted:

hoaxers are autistic at best and shouldnt be considered to possess any modicum of empathy for anyone

their love of trains cannot be suppressed

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

NO LISTEN TO ME posted:

They think the government kills people to enact their dark plans and then ignore when they actually do that because they're killing the right people

except in this case it's chuds getting killed so it was space lasers instead of entirely fake

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



nobody tell the loonies that you can't actually see laser beams, especially ir lasers used in weapons

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Al! posted:

except in this case it's chuds getting killed so it was space lasers instead of entirely fake

the last time this happened it was also a lot of chuds getting killed, and it was still space lasers and also fake lol

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

The Glumslinger posted:

The conspiracy theorists claim this was to clear land for the Bullet Train, except none of the fires are anywhere near the path of the train. The Camp Fire is well over 100 miles away from the planned last stop (Sacramento)

THE TRAIN JUST GOT 100 MILES LONGER

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Luneshot
Mar 10, 2014

The space laser poo poo is especially baffling because one person with the right wind and weather conditions, half a brain, and a lighter could start the same fire, and be not only more discreet but also a hell of a lot cheaper than your bazillion-dollar orbital laser.

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