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BOOTY-ADE: Aug 30, 2006; BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Screaming Idiot posted:

LUCILLE BALL IS SICK OF RICKY'S poo poo

"I ain't 'splaining a motherfucking thing to you"

# ? Nov 17, 2018 01:32

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# ? May 31, 2024 14:08

Tendai: Mar 16, 2007; "When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."; Grimey Drawer

The first and only dog I've ever had was a Sheltie, I loved her. She used to herd the cats, or try. Only the dumbest one would let her :unsmith:

shelties are extremely blessed.

# ? Nov 17, 2018 01:34

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

the only dogs i ever knew were all bitches

# ? Nov 17, 2018 01:53

Capri Sun Tzu: Oct 24, 2017; by Reene

bike tory posted:

But somehow I'm the babby.

If you had said that instead of :kingsley:

animal cruelty :kingsley:

people might�ve been less inclined to poke at you

# ? Nov 17, 2018 01:53

phasmid: Jan 16, 2015; Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

I mean yeah but don't pick up a beetle by its horn. That's rude.

# ? Nov 17, 2018 01:57

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

uber_stoat posted:

https://twitter.com/Suzannepope/status/1063495307592372225

First hand-job experience

# ? Nov 17, 2018 01:57

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

https://imgur.com/gallery/JlOtpwU

I cant figure out how to get this to show up

# ? Nov 17, 2018 01:59

Elderbean: Jun 10, 2013

Pennywise the Frown posted:

Boxers are some great loving dogs. Yeah, not the smartest but they can be well behaved if taught by the right person, loyal, and they love the poo poo out of you.

Plus, they literally box. Like when they are puppies they will get on their hind legs and throw their front legs at you repeatedly. It's adorable.

Boxers are bouncy and goofy as gently caress and I love them.

# ? Nov 17, 2018 02:01

jobson groeth: May 17, 2018; by FactsAreUseless

Milo and POTUS posted:

https://i.imgur.com/JlOtpwU.mp4

I cant figure out how to get this to show up

Needs an "i." before the imgur and mp4 / gifv after the end of the URL.

# ? Nov 17, 2018 02:02

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

Milo and POTUS posted:

First hand-job experience

idgi

# ? Nov 17, 2018 02:23

jobson groeth: May 17, 2018; by FactsAreUseless

Krankenstyle posted:

idgi

Here's a hint

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1063508954192453632/pu/vid/406x720/Jnr7aWMIuqPskPuP.mp4?tag=5

# ? Nov 17, 2018 02:25

Altared State: Jan 14, 2006; I think I was born to burn

# ? Nov 17, 2018 03:16

Pennywise the Frown: May 10, 2010; Upset Trowel

Bless.... or cursed maybe.

https://www.facebook.com/timkeel/videos/10155764490571651/

well cursed because I don't know how to embed a FB post. Someone else fix it if you're not an idiot like me

# ? Nov 17, 2018 03:35

tactlessbastard: Feb 4, 2001; Godspeed, post; Fun Shoe

We Know Catheters posted:

At least it has a flared base

# ? Nov 17, 2018 04:00

jemand: Sep 19, 2018

bike tory posted:

Here's a slightly similar story that is mixed parts blessed and cursed about Powelliphanta augusta

https://interactives.stuff.co.nz/2018/10/what-happened-here/

It's a wonderfully written longform article about a species of indigenous New Zealand snail whose habitat was destroyed by an open-cast coal mine in the late 80s. The entire remainder of the species of snail, all 1300 of them, now live in a couple of small refrigerated buildings out the back of a tiny town of like 3000 people.

The article has some very bits in it like this:

But also some bits like this:

That snail is awesome, the videos of that kind of snail eating worms are very unexpected, and that story was definitely a pro click. I really enjoyed the recent insect theme.

# ? Nov 17, 2018 04:20

Saltpowered: Apr 12, 2010; Chief Executive Officer
Awful Industries, LLC

Pennywise the Frown posted:

Bless.... or cursed maybe.

https://www.facebook.com/timkeel/videos/10155764490571651/

well cursed because I don't know how to embed a FB post. Someone else fix it if you're not an idiot like me

Holy poo poo. This is incredible.

# ? Nov 17, 2018 04:47

Pennywise the Frown: May 10, 2010; Upset Trowel

Do you know how to embed it?

BTW everyone it's basically Jesus preaching to his disciples as if he were a modern republican or someone in modern times and the mindset the USA has. I was taking a poop and burst out into laughter watching it.

edit: I want to post it on FB, where a friend posted it, but my mom will probably text me for trying to start poo poo.