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Samuringa posted:I don't like that "This daddy of a dragon" is a sentence that exists but I cannot say it is wrong. Read it again, it says something slightly different Son of Thunderbeast posted:That joke reminded me of this one: That thread was so good
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# ? Nov 17, 2018 16:25 |
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Samuringa posted:I don't like that "This daddy of a dragon" is a sentence that exists but I cannot say it is wrong. Why can't we just go back to everyone wanting to gently caress
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# ? Nov 17, 2018 16:35 |
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This hurts
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# ? Nov 17, 2018 17:02 |
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Regy Rusty posted:Read it again, it says something slightly different I missed that but my point stands.
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# ? Nov 17, 2018 17:08 |
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That's a really good CD player. Don't think I had one in the 90s, though. (Didn't have any CDs either so )
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RareAcumen posted:Why can't we just go back to everyone wanting to gently caress They haven't moved on. You're just hearing from a different subset of horny folk.
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# ? Nov 17, 2018 17:52 |
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That was me in 2001 actually
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# ? Nov 17, 2018 17:56 |
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Elfface posted:They haven't moved on. You're just hearing from a different subset of horny folk. See that's the thing cap, I'm always horny.
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# ? Nov 17, 2018 18:00 |
Phlegmish posted:That was me in 2001 actually Everyone knows the 90s lasted till about 2004.
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# ? Nov 17, 2018 18:55 |
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Clearly not a Roman, god dammit Russia, get your meme poo poo together.
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# ? Nov 17, 2018 19:04 |
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other than the haircut, that was me dead on. this hit me hard
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# ? Nov 17, 2018 19:06 |
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Hihohe posted:Everyone knows the 90s lasted till about 2004. 2001, we must never forget or history will keep rememing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CB5ib4ouxes us
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# ? Nov 17, 2018 19:09 |
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ThaGhettoJew posted:2001, we must never forget or history will keep rememing Featuring the art of Christine W. Chandler, you say? I'm in.
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# ? Nov 17, 2018 19:39 |
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Twistershift posted:Clearly not a Roman, god dammit Russia, get your meme poo poo together. Objects in those memes are not supposed to match their captions, that's the whole point.
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# ? Nov 17, 2018 19:50 |
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# ? Nov 17, 2018 20:12 |
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This is the truest poo poo I have ever seen posted in this thread
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# ? Nov 17, 2018 20:17 |
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This girl never knew how much she was adored.
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# ? Nov 17, 2018 20:20 |
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ThaGhettoJew posted:2001, we must never forget or history will keep rememing Oh man, I'm ready for this. In a very similar nature, I highly recommend the Channel 101 movie "Our Robocop Remake".
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# ? Nov 17, 2018 20:26 |
I still have that haircut.
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# ? Nov 17, 2018 20:35 |
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cinci zoo sniper posted:It's actually really good. A farmer in the Bavarian countryside is having trouble with his chickens. For some reason, they've stopped laying eggs. He's tried a number of different things to help -- feeding them different food, raising the temperature, lowering the temperature, giving them a bigger coop, playing them music -- but nothing works. After some time with no success, he thinks to himself: "there has to be a solution, but I'm just not smart enough to figure it out. I'll go into town and get a university professor to help me out." The next morning he takes his wagon into town and heads to the local university. He walks into the main building and asks, "Who is the smartest person here?" The receptionist, bemused by the question, replies "well, it's hard to say, as we have many very smart people at this university. But I think that many people would tell you that Dr. Bergmann, in the mathematics department, is the smartest person they have ever met." The farmer thanks the receptionist and heads off to the mathematics department. Finding Dr. Bergmann's office easily, he introduces himself and explains his problem. "Well," says the professor, "I can't say that I have much experience with chickens, or with agriculture at all. But everything in the universe can be described mathematically, if you simply look at it deeply enough. I might be able to solve this problem for you. I'll look into it and send for you when I've got a solution." The farmer thanks the doctor profusely and heads home. Days pass, then weeks, with no word from the university. After nearly a month, the farmer wonders if Dr. Bergmann has simply forgotten about him. He heads back into town, back to the professor's office, knocks on the door -- but there is no reply. Poking his head inside, he sees that the professor has stepped out, but every surface is absolutely covered in diagrams of chickens and complex mathematical formulas. From the disheveled piles of papers and empty coffee cups scattered around, it's obvious that the chicken question has consumed the professor's attention. Near the center of one of the chalkboards, the farmer sees what looks like a feeding schedule. Having tried everything he could think of himself, and not wanting to bother the great man any more than he has to, the farmer simply copies it down into his notebook and heads home. Back at the farm, he starts following the schedule of specific foods at specific times. The results are almost immediate -- the chickens perk up within hours and a few days later they start laying eggs again. The farmer is overjoyed, and at the end of the week he fills a basket with eggs to bring to the professor in thanks. Heading up to the professor's office, he finds Bergmann slumped over, pulling his hair, staring at the chalkboards and surrounded by crumpled papers, very much the worse for wear. The farmer places the eggs on the desk. "Doctor! I came here to thank you! You've solved my problem and my chickens are happier than ever!" The professor looks up, confused. "What? I...No. How..." "I'm sorry, I'm afraid I peeked in last week and didn't tell you...I didn't want to disturb you, but I saw the feeding schedule you'd come up with" -- he indicates the schedule on the chalkboard, now crossed out and scribbled over -- "and copied it down. It's perfect! I've never seen chickens so happy and healthy." Still baffled, Bergmann stands up and walks over to where the farmer had pointed. "This?" "Yes, that one. It's brilliant!" "But that's impossible," the professor says. "The formula is incomplete. This solution is only valid for the case where there are a positive number of chickens, each having nonzero mass!"
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# ? Nov 17, 2018 20:50 |
Sagebrush posted:A farmer in the Bavarian countryside is having trouble with his chickens. For some reason, they've stopped laying eggs. He's tried a number of different things to help -- feeding them different food, raising the temperature, lowering the temperature, giving them a bigger coop, playing them music -- but nothing works. After some time with no success, he thinks to himself: "there has to be a solution, but I'm just not smart enough to figure it out. I'll go into town and get a university professor to help me out." Hahhahaha, we used to have a similar variation of the joke going around in the faculty, only it involved generalising stability testing to a case of a table with N legs.
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# ? Nov 17, 2018 20:55 |
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First, we assume that all the chickens are perfect frictionless spheres
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cinci zoo sniper posted:Hahhahaha, we used to have a similar variation of the joke going around in the faculty, only it involved generalising stability testing to a case of a table with N legs. Is the punchline basically "table with one leg is unstable, table with one +1 leg is unstable, therefore all tables are unstable?" I would like to hear it anyway. Sounds like another good one to add to my oeuvre of extremely specific niche jokes I tell only to annoy the students I have a really good one about UDP packets but I don't know if anyone gets it
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Sagebrush posted:Is the punchline basically "table with one leg is unstable, table with one +1 leg is unstable, therefore all tables are unstable?" Nah it's "why is table with 3 legs wobbling (assume rectangular table with corner legs)". It's been a while since I've heard it so I'm vague on the exact recollection + translation but it basically went like a table is wobbling on 3 legs, so then theoretical research is conduct to see if table with no legs, 1 leg, 2, and N legs is stable. So I mean technically yes, the joke is the one you assumed, just a bit different entry point. Also nice one about UDP lol.
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# ? Nov 17, 2018 21:44 |
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Aka "The Repressed Slut Starter Pack"
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cinci zoo sniper posted:Also nice one about UDP lol. thanks. are you ready to hear my joke about TCP packets?
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# ? Nov 17, 2018 21:47 |
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lol
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# ? Nov 17, 2018 21:48 |
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Sagebrush posted:thanks. are you ready to hear my joke about TCP packets? Yes I would! (PACKET WAS DROPPED FOR THIS SPOOFING)
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# ? Nov 17, 2018 21:52 |
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Melaneus posted:Yes I would! Okay! I am now telling the joke about TCP packets.
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# ? Nov 17, 2018 21:54 |
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MizPiz posted:Aka "The Repressed Slut Starter Pack" what is wrong with you
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MizPiz posted:Aka "The Repressed Slut Starter Pack"
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MizPiz posted:Aka "The Repressed Slut Starter Pack"
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MizPiz posted:Aka "The Repressed Slut Starter Pack"
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MizPiz posted:Aka "The Repressed Slut Starter Pack"
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Guys, let's not drin... You already are poo poo-wasted, assholes. From Russian Memes Limited.
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