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I, Butthole
Jun 30, 2007

Begin the operations of the gas chambers, gas schools, gas universities, gas libraries, gas museums, gas dance halls, and gas threads, etcetera.
I DEMAND IT

Krankenstyle posted:

That seems more like an easter egg to me. Why would the complete deformation of the terrain and so on leave the elevator button exposed like that, not as a texture, but as a functioning game asset? The normal way to construct such things would be to just swap out part of the level, not painstakingly move every single floor to ground level and break apart pieces of furniture & so on in the level editor.

Nice tho

If it was any developer but Dice it'd be easy to attribute it to an Easter egg instead of incompetence but :dice:

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Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Digirat posted:

It is, because the button never moved: The building collapsed around it and turned into rubble, and the button never changed, floating where it always was.

100% chance the button isn't part of any "building" heirarchy but is instead a specially coded collisionless asset inserted into the level arbitrarily floating in the position that the button should be in the intact skyscraper.

They probably do swap out the 'skyscraper' but the 'button' is on some bullshit additional layer of the thing and no-one checked.

Poniard
Apr 3, 2011



https://i.imgur.com/DzADuYG.mp4

Stare-Out
Mar 11, 2010


These are the best.

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Not so much a glitch, but more like DICE not thinking vehicle spawns in Battlefield V entirely through:
https://clips.twitch.tv/HardBeautifulSandwichJonCarnage

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

These have to be from modding the game or somhing, they're too perfect

Kikas
Oct 30, 2012

Mierenneuker posted:

Not so much a glitch, but more like DICE not thinking vehicle spawns in Battlefield V entirely through:
https://clips.twitch.tv/HardBeautifulSandwichJonCarnage

Fuckin' air gods man

Queen Combat
Dec 29, 2017

Lipstick Apathy

Mierenneuker posted:

Not so much a glitch, but more like DICE not thinking vehicle spawns in Battlefield V entirely through:
https://clips.twitch.tv/HardBeautifulSandwichJonCarnage

Idgi

Red Minjo
Oct 20, 2010

Out of the houses, which is the most blue?

The answer might not be be obvious at first.

Gravy Boat 2k

Haven't played the game, so I'm just guessing here:

it seems like the start of the match, and it seems as if each team only has one spawn point at the start of the match. And then there seems to be a system where you can spawn instantly into a plane that will already be in-flight? So he just kills himself instantly as the match starts, gets into a plane with bombs, and then gets quick and easy kills on 11 enemies before they've had a chance to spread out.

Kikas
Oct 30, 2012
I think it's that you shouldn't be able to pick a plane so early, but if you kill yourself you can.

Queen Combat
Dec 29, 2017

Lipstick Apathy
Thanks. I didn't know whether it was a technical overview, lets play, or standard stream. Bad context I guess.

Also twitch video player is trash.

Owl Inspector
Sep 14, 2011

Always nerf planes

Basticle
Sep 12, 2011


is this a glitch ? (I'm asking for real, I have no idea whats going on here)

https://i.imgur.com/1kH1Z6u.gifv

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



No he threw that with effect

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Homing suitcases would be great for air travel.

Get off the plane, go through customs, suitcase smacks you in side of head, get in taxi, go to hotel.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
I mean it has been clear for some time that 47 is some kind of murder wizard with access to black magic.

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!

Basticle posted:

is this a glitch ? (I'm asking for real, I have no idea whats going on here)

It is a glitch but only because the object moves so slow. In Hitman you can throw any handheld object at a target's head, and if you lock on first it will literally never miss. As seen here, literally means literally because objects will steer around corners and other scenery in their intense hatred for your target. Usually it's not a problem because Agent 47 has a hell of an arm and whips screwdrivers and cans of spaghetti at baseball pitch speed. But the suitcase is a bit heavier.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
There definitely needs to be a mod which slows things down to a crawl just so you can have NPCs wandering around, slowly being followed by a random assortment of hurled crap.

cock hero flux
Apr 17, 2011



Megillah Gorilla posted:

There definitely needs to be a mod which slows things down to a crawl just so you can have NPCs wandering around, slowly being followed by a random assortment of hurled crap.

I want to see a target being orbited by an entire solar system of knives and bricks.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
model swap various targets with the flying, spinning briefcase. watch the briefcase go through their routines before murdering it.

Alien Arcana
Feb 14, 2012

You're related to soup, Admiral.

I see the Discworld mod for Hitman is taking an odd direction.

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012
He's just taking a page out of Wanted.

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



https://twitter.com/CreamyElephant/status/1061991311211937792

Hempuli
Nov 16, 2011



Earlier there was a post in this thread about Fallout 4 armours distorting the player models behind the scenes. The same seems to happen in Fallout 76, and there's apparently a bug that makes the armour itself visible, leading to naked, distorted characters:

Polygon article: https://www.polygon.com/2018/11/14/18095120/fallout-76-power-armor-bug

https://twitter.com/RealMScorn/status/1059269594546950144

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

Basticle posted:

is this a glitch ? (I'm asking for real, I have no idea whats going on here)

https://i.imgur.com/1kH1Z6u.gifv

Working as intended. 47 never misses.

Tombot
Oct 21, 2008
This is just like red dead redemption's homing dynamite.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJ07v2sZQLE

Basticle
Sep 12, 2011


requesting the thread be renamed PYF Game Glitch: the wheelchair is a witness and can only be killed using a briefcase






unrelated

https://i.imgur.com/Zxv65tt.gifv

Unkempt
May 24, 2003

...perfect spiral, scientists are still figuring it out...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umDj5My8IY4

Owl Inspector
Sep 14, 2011

https://i.imgur.com/zKOd8gD.mp4

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Saints Row IV was a good game

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
It appears that your body desynchronized.

Feonir
Mar 30, 2011

Ask me about aquatic cocaine transportation and by-standard management.
https://i.imgur.com/xMJQ06Q.mp4

DarkDobe
Jul 11, 2008

Things are looking up...

This whole video is a trip but my favourite part is here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZM18ZK9mOY&t=738s

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer

DarkDobe posted:

This whole video is a trip but my favourite part is here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZM18ZK9mOY&t=738s

I remember having a similar 'ultra fast movement' glitch in the first Planetside after getting a new PC, apparently it had to do with poor support for multi-core processors which were relatively new at the time. It also let you shoot usually slow-firing weapons super fast. I sent a report to the devs while really scared maybe they'll ban me for "hacking" or something. I had the same thing happen years later in some freeware deathmatch game, and decided not to even try to fix it and deleted the game because by that point there was just no excuse.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

DarkDobe posted:

This whole video is a trip but my favourite part is here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZM18ZK9mOY&t=738s

Goddamn it

We made a joke about this just being Skyrim again

Why does a fallout game have loving dragons in it

Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin
um excuse me they are legally distinct "scoots beasts" and therefore

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

DarkDobe posted:

This whole video is a trip but my favourite part is here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZM18ZK9mOY&t=738s

Is that guy's mustache a glitch?

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Fister Roboto posted:

Is that guy's mustache a glitch?

They accidentally replaced the mustache texture with a bear model. If he tries to shave it the razor clips through his face and it summons a beefed-up Lvl. 99 Overlich placed by the developers as an anti-cheat tool.

RagnarokAngel
Oct 5, 2006

Black Magic Extraordinaire

Screaming Idiot posted:

They accidentally replaced the mustache texture with a bear model. If he tries to shave it the razor clips through his face and it summons a beefed-up Lvl. 99 Overlich placed by the developers as an anti-cheat tool.

Also the moustache is equipped in the left arm slot.

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ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug
It's actually boots attached to a subway hat.

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