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Use a double Windsor in front of a jury. And only if the tie is long enough to end at your belt.
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# ? Nov 17, 2018 01:39 |
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Hot Dog Day #91 posted:Use a double Windsor in front of a jury. And only if the tie is long enough to end at your belt. I had to get some ties lengthened to even do a four-in-hand. I have a bunch of fancy trail lawyer stuff I never really get to use anymore like bespoke suits, over a dozen allen edmonds, and I regret nothing.
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# ? Nov 17, 2018 03:46 |
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Mezlan or gtfo
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# ? Nov 17, 2018 04:01 |
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California bar results continue the plummet.
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# ? Nov 17, 2018 04:58 |
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Eminent Domain posted:California bar results continue the plummet. Now that I'm on the inside looking out this is clearly a good thing.
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# ? Nov 17, 2018 05:19 |
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Last time I tried to tie a tie it was on a six year old
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# ? Nov 17, 2018 05:28 |
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sullat posted:
Never tie a tie on a kid. Tie it first and just slip it over their noggins.
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# ? Nov 17, 2018 11:57 |
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Mr. Nice! posted:Never tie a tie on a kid. Tie it first and just slip it over their noggins. Let's just say I really like that Calvin & Hobbes comic & wanted to re-enact it.
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# ? Nov 17, 2018 17:28 |
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sullat posted:
Calvin and Hobbes remains the only comic with the skill and verve to pull off depicting a child about to be executed by hanging.
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# ? Nov 17, 2018 19:20 |
Bolo tie supremacy. Perfect for any occasion, a good one can be used as an improvised garrote. Also, to continue my mission of thread cross-pollination, from the federal jobs thread: Testvan posted:This depresses me a lot: we have a bunch of homeless employees at my facility.
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# ? Nov 17, 2018 20:35 |
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Discendo Vox posted:Bolo tie supremacy. Perfect for any occasion, a good one can be used as an improvised garrote. I don't buy this. Yeah, you'll have a lovely commute, but gs-11 pays at 70k with locality in the bay and, hell, you can live on BART at that rate if you're not that picky. You can even be picky if you're single with low debt. Vallejo also still exists and has a ferry to SF.
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# ? Nov 17, 2018 21:57 |
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after looking at a bunch of poo poo that I'd need to tailor to fit, I found an off the shelf suit in macy's that looks pretty decent so I don't have to spend any real suit money yet. I do wish I could find three button jackets. I don't like the two button style that's en vogue now.
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# ? Nov 17, 2018 23:07 |
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Mr. Nice! posted:after looking at a bunch of poo poo that I'd need to tailor to fit, I found an off the shelf suit in macy's that looks pretty decent so I don't have to spend any real suit money yet. Well nobody likes people who dress like 1920's reporters so deal with two buttons
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# ? Nov 17, 2018 23:17 |
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blarzgh posted:Well nobody likes people who dress like 1920's reporters so deal with two buttons Did this say french revolutionaries and then you ninja edited it, because, yeah, bring out the guillotines.
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# ? Nov 17, 2018 23:18 |
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Yes, get a life
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# ? Nov 17, 2018 23:19 |
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blarzgh posted:Yes, get a life I'm going to run the spotlight for a musical in a bit. I've got nothing else going on but playing with my dog (which I just dressed as a unicorn) for the next half hour or so.
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# ? Nov 17, 2018 23:30 |
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# ? Nov 17, 2018 23:32 |
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They’re good dogs, Brent.
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# ? Nov 17, 2018 23:41 |
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blarzgh posted:Well nobody likes people who dress like 1920's reporters so deal with two buttons Could have gone with a 90s ska band here tbh.
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# ? Nov 18, 2018 00:15 |
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Look Sir Droids posted:Could have gone with a 90s ska band here tbh. Or Rockabillies
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# ? Nov 18, 2018 00:17 |
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I dress like Don 'Magic' Juan because I know Green's for the money and Gold's for the honey
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# ? Nov 18, 2018 00:22 |
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All dogs are good dogs but that's an especially good dog. blarzgh posted:Well nobody likes people who dress like 1920's reporters so deal with two buttons Spoken as someone not willing to be avantgarde. Myself, I'm trying to formalize knitted sweaters.
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# ? Nov 18, 2018 00:37 |
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# ? Nov 18, 2018 01:04 |
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If the costume were made out of bread would this be a sandwich?
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# ? Nov 18, 2018 01:10 |
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Are you still not supposed to button the bottom button on a two button suit? That’s just one button
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# ? Nov 18, 2018 01:14 |
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Ainsley McTree posted:Are you still not supposed to button the bottom button on a two button suit? That’s just one button I think the rule is never button the bottom button, regardless of how many buttons precede it
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# ? Nov 18, 2018 01:17 |
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Rules are made to be broken
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# ? Nov 18, 2018 01:41 |
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Ainsley McTree posted:Are you still not supposed to button the bottom button on a two button suit? That’s just one button Yes. Wear either two button or three roll 2 (button only middle) coats
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# ? Nov 18, 2018 02:11 |
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3 button jackets are hideous.Ainsley McTree posted:Are you still not supposed to button the bottom button on a two button suit? That’s just one button
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# ? Nov 18, 2018 03:22 |
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Always wanted to wear one of those Chinese chairman mao style suits to court to see what happened
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# ? Nov 18, 2018 03:26 |
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Unless you are a 6'8" professional athlete three buttons is not for you
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# ? Nov 18, 2018 03:26 |
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Phil Moscowitz posted:Unless you are a 6'8" professional athlete three buttons is not for you I own a 5 button suit. I’d have to lose 50 lbs to fit in it again, though.
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# ? Nov 18, 2018 03:35 |
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TheMadMilkman posted:I own a 5 button suit. How many buttons did you button?
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# ? Nov 18, 2018 03:45 |
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Phil Moscowitz posted:Unless you are a 6'8" professional athlete three buttons is not for you Seriously, I'm 6'4 with a long torso, and they look wrong.
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# ? Nov 18, 2018 04:07 |
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Two button or nothing. Never button.
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# ? Nov 18, 2018 08:44 |
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Two button and button one button Note that I have the physique to not look like poo poo with a buttoned button of a two button when I stand upright
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# ? Nov 18, 2018 11:55 |
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nm posted:You sound short. nm posted:I had to get some ties lengthened to even do a four-in-hand. nm posted:Seriously, I'm 6'4 nm out here flexing hard on these manlets
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# ? Nov 18, 2018 12:28 |
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Alexeythegreat posted:Two button and button one button Didn't even know two-button track suits existed
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# ? Nov 18, 2018 12:53 |
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EwokEntourage posted:Always wanted to wear one of those Chinese chairman mao style suits to court to see what happened I saw The Wire and it seems like courts are big on ties?
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# ? Nov 18, 2018 13:55 |
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Nice piece of fish posted:Didn't even know two-button track suits existed I'll be wearing a traxedo to my wedding jk like I ever will have a wedding I exist to bill and answer pointless emails
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# ? Nov 18, 2018 14:00 |