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Salean
Mar 17, 2004

Homewrecker

Jealous Cow posted:

Cite them for what?

Not respecting the cops

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Lemming
Apr 21, 2008

Jealous Cow posted:

Cite them for what?

Being mean to their friends

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
https://twitter.com/AP/status/1063980456012627968

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Your Taint posted:

He's physically incapable of not making everything about him somehow.

https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/1063972700262187009

Nobody has bigger town-erasing fires than me, the hugest, classiest, most luxurious town-erasing fires you've ever seen. Believe me, folks.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

guys we need to check on Charlie Kirk

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

sexpig by night posted:

guys we need to check on Charlie Kirk

Why?

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007


Lycus
Aug 5, 2008

Half the posters in this forum have been made up. This website is a goddamn ghost town.

Yes, he's trying to sow discord among the Democrats with these stupid tweets.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

my man's taken like three stabs at trying to call her some beacon of progress that THE MEDIA is ignoring because she's a republican, first calling her the 'first asian woman' elected then the 'first korean american woman' then finally getting it right with 'the first korean-american republican woman' which, ya know, says more about the party in a very korean heavy area than the evil mainstream media!

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

sexpig by night posted:

my man's taken like three stabs at trying to call her some beacon of progress that THE MEDIA is ignoring because she's a republican, first calling her the 'first asian woman' elected then the 'first korean american woman' then finally getting it right with 'the first korean-american republican woman' which, ya know, says more about the party in a very korean heavy area than the evil mainstream media!

God. How can you be this consistent of a fuckup? Like everything this man has done right since he published his first publicity headshot with the prominent marker stain on his shirt has just blown up right in his face.

Wile E. Coyote has a more solid success rate than this diaper dip.

Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything
https://twitter.com/ThinkReason1/status/1060070391576739840

Ague Proof fucked around with this message at 03:52 on Nov 18, 2018

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


Imagine being motivated to post on a loving subreddit based entirely around the low energy cult of personality surrounding Donald goddamned Trump. Jesus gently caress how embarrassing.

Arturo Ui
Apr 14, 2005

Forums Bosch Expert
I hope Krasner works as a backstop in Philly for any antifa who are getting arrested

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Good god look at this paragon of health and vitality.

https://twitter.com/JenniferJJacobs/status/1063933681629245440

Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything
We're already at the supervillain monologue part?

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Forget the crazy bullshit spewing from his mouth just look at his face. He looks like a corpse.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

https://twitter.com/smit_linda/status/1063934653571244032

What's wrong with your FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE?!

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

That's nightmare fuel there.

Condiv
May 7, 2008

Sorry to undo the effort of paying a domestic abuser $10 to own this poster, but I am going to lose my dang mind if I keep seeing multiple posters who appear to be Baloogan.

With love,
a mod


https://twitter.com/ericgarland/status/1063970378370945025

no?

edit: reading his tweet replies and stuff, apparently he think's she and bernie are russian agents (or maybe part of the russian mafia?)

https://twitter.com/ericgarland/status/1063979496284524547

Condiv fucked around with this message at 04:41 on Nov 18, 2018

ZobarStyl
Oct 24, 2005

This isn't a war, it's a moider.
You can see the essence of orange wearing off on his collar. The presidency is chewing up his fat lard rear end and spitting out a desiccated corpse.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

ZobarStyl posted:

You can see the essence of orange wearing off on his collar. The presidency is chewing up his fat lard rear end and spitting out a desiccated corpse.

:stare: Oh god its true.

threeagainstfour
Jun 27, 2005


Condiv posted:

https://twitter.com/ericgarland/status/1063970378370945025

no?

edit: reading his tweet replies and stuff, apparently he think's she and bernie are russian agents (or maybe part of the russian mafia?)

https://twitter.com/ericgarland/status/1063979496284524547

Garland is either deranged, a grifter, or both. I wouldn’t put any stock into what that guy has to say.

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

Condiv posted:

https://twitter.com/ericgarland/status/1063970378370945025

no?

edit: reading his tweet replies and stuff, apparently he think's she and bernie are russian agents (or maybe part of the russian mafia?)

https://twitter.com/ericgarland/status/1063979496284524547

Dumbfucks have never worked in retail. Everyone knows if you want to keep that job, you better loving bust rear end to get it, then make yourself indispensable to keep it.

Rigel
Nov 11, 2016

We shouldn't get our hopes up, but Hyde-Smith has screwed up her Mississippi runoff race so badly that polls are now tightening.

https://twitter.com/RawStory/status/1063992784770801664

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

By 28/32, AOCs gonna be like John Connor from Terminator 2.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Mustached Demon posted:

By 28/32, AOCs gonna be like John Connor from Terminator 2.

Hopefully the future badass grizzled vet and not the annoying little twerp. Or Christian Bale.

Saint Celestine
Dec 17, 2008

Lay a fire within your soul and another between your hands, and let both be your weapons.
For one is faith and the other is victory and neither may ever be put out.

- Saint Sabbat, Lessons
Grimey Drawer

Rigel posted:

We shouldn't get our hopes up, but Hyde-Smith has screwed up her Mississippi runoff race so badly that polls are now tightening.

https://twitter.com/RawStory/status/1063992784770801664

I would pee my pants laughing if the GOP manages to lose a senate election in Mississippi of all places.

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

Rigel posted:

We shouldn't get our hopes up, but Hyde-Smith has screwed up her Mississippi runoff race so badly that polls are now tightening.

https://twitter.com/RawStory/status/1063992784770801664

no, sorry, it's illegal to make me have hope in this race

mods, arrest this man

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

Prester Jane posted:

I haven't commented about the Avenatti domestic abuse allegations because b0my default stance is to believe victims when they come forwords, but man oh man if Jacob Wohl isn't exhibiting clear tells of being a pathological liar who's wrapped up in this somehow. It's not just that he seems to have access to specific details about the situation that none of the rest of us do- but that he is already trying to spin those facts in a favorable light. In my experience that specific kind of tell indicates a pathological liar* individual who has put a ton of premeditation and thinking into this situation.

*lying is a complex art form, and just because one is a pathological liar does not mean one is a competent pathological liar. If this scenario were taking place in some sort of context that didn't potentially involve a victim of domestic abuse I'd be ready to throw in with the Avenatti side of things- just based on the way Jacob Wohl keeps acting here.

Well, also, and I might be wrong because I haven't been following the saga of Stormy Daniels' lawyer and Dummy Dipshit too closely, but isn't the only reason anyone even brought up Wohl was because he came out and said he was involved?

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Saint Celestine posted:

I would pee my pants laughing if the GOP manages to lose a senate election in Mississippi of all places.

They lost in Alabama by running a pedophile. So in Mississippi they decided to run someone on a pro-lynching platform.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Hopefully the future badass grizzled vet and not the annoying little twerp. Or Christian Bale.

The grizzled vet of course.

More modern pop culture: gritty.

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

nine-gear crow posted:

https://twitter.com/smit_linda/status/1063934653571244032

What's wrong with your FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE?!

jesus. sometimes you can see the toll on that fucker. its rare because of the oils/tanning poo poo but jesus christ. i don't think he is gonna last long after his presidency.

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty

Dapper_Swindler posted:

jesus. sometimes you can see the toll on that fucker. its rare because of the oils/tanning poo poo but jesus christ. i don't think he is gonna last long after his presidency.
we can only hope. I have little doubt him and his blighted family will try to spin a loss into the trump tv poo poo he was going to try after he lost to hillary.

Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005


Tibalt posted:


Which, I mean, I guess if Lex Luthor won but didn't wait until officially taking office to reveal his secret plan to order Cadmus to murder Super-Man, sure. Maybe you'd get a couple of electors to flip.
Reminder that Lex Luthor did win the presidency a few years ago in the comics, and he put LexCorp in a blind trust to avoid accusations of corruption.

A literal comic book super-villain is less awful than our current president.

The mind boggles.

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


1glitch0 posted:

Well, also, and I might be wrong because I haven't been following the saga of Stormy Daniels' lawyer and Dummy Dipshit too closely, but isn't the only reason anyone even brought up Wohl was because he came out and said he was involved?

yah

Though like the terrorist groups that come out of the woodwork every time an airliner crashes, he's probably just claiming responsibility for the attention. I guess we'll find out soon enough, probably.

yronic heroism
Oct 31, 2008

Saint Celestine posted:

I would pee my pants laughing if the GOP manages to lose a senate election in Mississippi of all places.

It would be the best thing ever to clown them in Mississippi a year after Alabama but there’s no way this sinks her. Let’s be real, there are a lot more racists out there than pedophiles.

Sundae
Dec 1, 2005

Stexils posted:

sure but it seems like after a big fire would be a good time to make a push for removing them

They're extremely hard to kill and there are probably (I'm having trouble finding good numbers on this right now) approaching 100 million of them in the state. One lumber farm (whatever you'd call it) planted 8,000,000 in the east bay about fifty years ago and then abandoned them when they went out of business, and this poo poo is everywhere right now. Add to the problem that they resprout from stumps if you don't promptly apply herbicide and that fire is part of the lifecycle for a bunch of species, and it's a HUGE project.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

Trump: I don't want to do my hair today. Give me the MAGA hat.

Staffer: sorry sir, we haven't replenished since after you threw them all out to Hurricane Michael victims.

Trump: What about the special edition camo USA hats?

Pellisworth
Jun 20, 2005
If MS Sen goes (D) wouldn't that bring the net Senate change to zero?

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Skippy McPants
Mar 19, 2009

Pellisworth posted:

If MS Sen goes (D) wouldn't that bring the net Senate change to zero?

+1 because, of course, Florida.

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