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What kind of cocoon are you in right now?
This poll is closed.
bitterness and resentment 501 25.13%
the one from Final Fantasy 13 275 13.79%
buttered mess of resent mints 159 7.97%
TRUEMP 126 6.32%
the liberal media bubble 273 13.69%
hell 660 33.10%
Total: 1994 votes
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sincx
Jul 13, 2012

furiously masturbating to anime titties

a.lo posted:

what’s a private firefighter

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Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


TNUMLO

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Rah! posted:

TNUMLO



TMNRUP

deathbysnusnu
Feb 25, 2016


punchymcpunch posted:

he despises everyone who likes him

Your life long crusade to be loved and admired by manhattan socialites ends in only West Virginia cousin fuckers loving you. It's like that twilight episode where the guy hates winning but trump isn't self aware enough to get it.

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
im not so sure about trump

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
what if instead of trump, a can of creamed corn

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




deathbysnusnu posted:

Your life long crusade to be loved and admired by manhattan socialites ends in only West Virginia cousin fuckers loving you. It's like that twilight episode where the guy hates winning but trump isn't self aware enough to get it.

that ep is one of the few pieces of fiction trump has ever talked about fyi

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


tup

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Squizzle posted:

that ep is one of the few pieces of fiction trump has ever talked about fyi

the trump canon:

one twilight zone ep
citizen kane
bloodsport
home alone 2
the nanny

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 45 hours!

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

same

I ride bikes all day
Sep 10, 2007

I shitposted in the same thread for 2 years and all I got was this red text av. Ask me about my autism!



College Slice

SKULL.GIF posted:

ok so tonight is probably my last night of IK unless fau doesn't read his pms until tomorrow

who wants a vintage skullgif probo

Hit me

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Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

a.lo posted:

what’s a private firefighter

Not much, what's a private firefighter with you?

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG



laughed into a cough, please hit me with a 6er skull.gif

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AD2kmGB8cXU

Plan Z
May 6, 2012

punchymcpunch posted:

on doomsday preppers a dude shot his thumb off while they were filming the ep and his wife left him and took the kids so they blurred out all his family photos

My favorite was the one with the two geniuses in the tower where one of them fires a gun with the muzzle fully inside and the other one starts crying like a baby because it blew out his ears.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHOog45llUU

galenanorth
May 19, 2016


hm yes, that's a trump

Sleekly
Aug 21, 2008



SKULL.GIF posted:

ok so tonight is probably my last night of IK unless fau doesn't read his pms until tomorrow

who wants a vintage skullgif probo

i give u my probing virginity. make me remember it!

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Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
It's 2:30 am. I'm making a fried sandwich and donald trump can't stop me that fat bitch gently caress him

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

Salt Fish posted:

It's 2:30 am. I'm making a fried sandwich and donald trump can't stop me that fat bitch gently caress him

oh yes he can

slippery doc
Jan 17, 2006

kill the boy,
save the man

Addamere posted:

what if instead of trump, a can of creamed corn

in corn we trust

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Salt Fish posted:

It's 2:30 am. I'm making a fried sandwich and donald trump can't stop me that fat bitch gently caress him

What's going on the sandwich?

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

DryGoods posted:

What's going on the sandwich?

fried

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
learn to read, idiot.

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



a pot of boilng grease is a sandwich

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene

SKULL.GIF posted:

ok so tonight is probably my last night of IK unless fau doesn't read his pms until tomorrow

who wants a vintage skullgif probo
do it bitch

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Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


Ok I'm way too high right now and I got a highdea

Little guided meditation videos

Where you have someone talking about releasing your tension and watching your thoughts float by

a soothing voiceover and some very slow synth

And the voice over is saying stuff like

"You don't have to take this bullshit. You are a renegade cop who lives on the edge. The chief would fire you but you're just so drat good at your job."

And

"See your anxiety. It can't get the drop on you. Shoot your anxiety. Watch it tumble over the railing. Watch it tumble into some boxes."

A) Does stuff like this exist
If no
B) would you listen to it?

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

you think this is a game??

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

DryGoods posted:

you think this is a game??

a fried hotdog is both a soup and a sandwich

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Xand_Man posted:

Ok I'm way too high right now and I got a highdea

Little guided meditation videos

Where you have someone talking about releasing your tension and watching your thoughts float by

a soothing voiceover and some very slow synth

And the voice over is saying stuff like

"You don't have to take this bullshit. You are a renegade cop who lives on the edge. The chief would fire you but you're just so drat good at your job."

And

"See your anxiety. It can't get the drop on you. Shoot your anxiety. Watch it tumble over the railing. Watch it tumble into some boxes."

A) Does stuff like this exist
If no
B) would you listen to it?

white people would eat it up and shoot minorities about it

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


Addamere posted:

white people would eat it up and shoot minorities about it

Goddamnit white people

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

poop fart rear end president piss turd fart

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

said fart twice please disregard

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Rah! posted:

TNUMLO



Give him the Gold

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

freckle posted:

a fried hotdog is both a soup and a sandwich

Buddy that's a Stromboli now

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

SKULL.GIF posted:

ok so tonight is probably my last night of IK unless fau doesn't read his pms until tomorrow

who wants a vintage skullgif probo

probe me you coward

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Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
Aeoli is just mayonnaise with a different name.

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


https://i.imgur.com/6N6zLvD.mp4

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


Doesn't have to be that, could be you are fighting robots or skeletons or some poo poo

Important part is just little fantasy scenarios

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Rah!
Feb 21, 2006



same but its piss

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