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REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

Slaan posted:

Rabbit crabs, truly the most fearsome of units to build in impossible creatures

Crabbits

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Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB




Trick or treat from my garden of dinners past.

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
:golfclap:
Some mighty fine carving there.

naem
May 29, 2011

https://youtu.be/ebeNeQFUMa0

walktopus

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBMUhG0aEFg

A CRAB IRL
May 6, 2009

If you're looking for me, you better check under the sea

Hi crab friends just checkin' in

Ate some king crab last night, not as good as I hoped

going to NY, DC and baltimore for work next year

gonna eat a lotta blue crabs

thanks

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Clamps McGraw posted:

Hi crab friends just checkin' in

Ate some king crab last night, not as good as I hoped

going to NY, DC and baltimore for work next year

gonna eat a lotta blue crabs

thanks

Blue crabs are garbage to eat compared to west coast crabs. Better to just go play with one at the docks.

Kings are overrated for consumption.

BaconCopter
Feb 13, 2008

:coolfish:

:coolfish:
Crabs are tasty. Blue crabs, which are crabs, are tasty. King crabs, also crab, are tasty. Dungeness crab, still crab, are tasty.

Crabs being said, not all snip snips are made equal.

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

I really want to try fresh, unfrozen king crab, but I’m pretty sure the only place to do that is Dutch Harbor...

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


I’m fairly sure they soak the meat with a saline solution to firm it up. Probably means while it’s fresh it may be too flabby for western tastes since I’ve never seen it offered fresh at any price.

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
It’s big business supplying the decadent West’s taste for firm flesh.

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

But comet ping pong is in new york :thunk:

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
Thank goodness they are labeled. “And then he changed his mind” could be a fun photoshop thread though.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!
Oh we're just letting lobsters in here now?!?

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Coxswain Balls
Jun 4, 2001

Tumble posted:

Oh we're just letting lobsters in here now?!?

You got a fuckin' problem with that, mate?

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

BaconCopter
Feb 13, 2008

:coolfish:

:coolfish:
A thousand snips under the sea.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves
Citizen Snips is the best crab

my cat is norris
Mar 11, 2010

#onecallcat

If they'd really get that aggressive we might stop eating so many of them.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Actually it would make me feel slightly less guilty about eating so many of them.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

probably posted here before but idc

https://twitter.com/41Strange/status/1066426970852847616

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
Our big crabbuddy has a toy car set. How adorable! :kimchi:

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

I love this new valet service

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxV4aUrGgeg

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Zombiepop
Mar 30, 2010
Yo fellow crabpeople I need your help, im doing a fanzine for (art) school and so far it's all techno dystopia so I figure I would lighten the mood with some lovely CRABS.

So I would really appreciate any good and cool crab-facts,tidbits and crab-pictures, or other good crab stuff. I dont have a lot of space so please no wall of text.

Tldr: please post crab propaganda.

Edit: No lobsters

Winklebottom
Dec 19, 2007

Zombiepop posted:

Yo fellow crabpeople I need your help, im doing a fanzine for (art) school and so far it's all techno dystopia so I figure I would lighten the mood with some lovely CRABS.

So I would really appreciate any good and cool crab-facts,tidbits and crab-pictures, or other good crab stuff. I dont have a lot of space so please no wall of text.

Tldr: please post crab propaganda.

Edit: No lobsters

boxing crabs pick up sea anemones and use them as weapons.



the Kapsiki of northwestern Cameroon uses a form of divination based on the rearrangement of gourd pieces by a crab

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Zombiepop posted:

Yo fellow crabpeople I need your help, im doing a fanzine for (art) school and so far it's all techno dystopia so I figure I would lighten the mood with some lovely CRABS.

So I would really appreciate any good and cool crab-facts,tidbits and crab-pictures, or other good crab stuff. I dont have a lot of space so please no wall of text.

Tldr: please post crab propaganda.

Edit: No lobsters

Crabs usually taste great.

Zombiepop
Mar 30, 2010

LingcodKilla posted:

Crabs usually taste great.

True, might quote you.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Zombiepop posted:

True, might quote you.



Eat me!

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Winklebottom posted:

the Kapsiki of northwestern Cameroon uses a form of divination based on the rearrangement of gourd pieces by a crab



This loving rules

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

https://twitter.com/mccullermi/status/1067879099723653121

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬


smh the man should be able to marry a crab if he wants without the government getting involved

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

Mak0rz posted:

smh the man should be able to marry a crab if he wants without the government getting involved

I mean they give crabbing licenses and marriage licenses so this is the next logical step

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Zombiepop
Mar 30, 2010

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:

I mean they give crabbing licenses and marriage licenses so this is the next logical step

Where do you put the ring tho?

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