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pinchofginger
Nov 7, 2009
Fallen Rib
Imperialists - we can't stay out of the wars to come; there's no ocean between us and the impending clusterfuck of Europe. I'd prefer to vote royalist, but there's no way that they're gonna get the votes to stop the socialists building a railroad for the invaders to come and take Qadis with. At least with a decent navy we can potentially divide Fran from Gleterre when it comes to blows.

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Super Jay Mann
Nov 6, 2008

tatankatonk posted:

I guess it's kind of funny that in this timeline Andalusia seems destined to be involved in the Great War, considering Spain avoided world wars not once but twice

Hey, there's always the possibility that we become so much of a tire fire in the early 20th century that none of the belligerents want anything to do with us just like OTL Spain.

Frionnel
May 7, 2010

Friends are what make testing worth it.

Rodyle posted:

It is absurdly easy to stay out of war in V2, the defense argument is silly.

There is literally no way we're going to stay out of the big end game war, as Hashim has clearly stated. And he's right, because staying out would be boring.

Clayren
Jun 4, 2008

grandma plz don't folow me on twiter its embarassing, if u want to know what animes im watching jsut read the family newsletter like normal
We'll keep the red flag flying. Socialists.

And if we lose a war it'll only prove that we're not being radical enough and then we can go Communism.

Clayren fucked around with this message at 04:51 on Nov 18, 2018

Dance Officer
May 4, 2017

It would be awesome if we could dance!

oystertoadfish posted:

would the imperialists do any reforms at all, like for voting? it sorta sounds like the stability of the liberal era inadvertantly prevented reform due to silly game mechanics, but we're not very stable now, are we? would a new liberal regime have a new power to enact reform due to that, and would they use that opportunity if they had it?

I'll just vote imperialist tho

The imperialists couldn't pass reforms because they didn't have a majority for it, iirc. Also remember that we're in a world where monarchy rules, and everyone has been slow on the social reforms.

RestRoomLiterature-
Jun 3, 2008

staying regular
Imperialist

MatchaZed
Feb 14, 2010

We Can Do It!


I was a merchant in EU4, and have been an Imperialist the entire time.

Not stopping now, especially when Imperialism is what we need to protect ourselves when this stupid poo poo hits the fan.

Imperialist

ZearothK
Aug 25, 2008

I've lost twice, I've failed twice and I've gotten two dishonorable mentions within 7 weeks. But I keep coming back. I am The Trooper!

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021


See, the reason I am not voting for the Socialists is their willingness to keep the hand-factory in the Khedive operational. You want to see another event about genocide in central Africa in the next updates? Stick to that path.

Kaptain
Oct 5, 2014
Moderates

Just so we don't get the smallest seat

GunnerJ
Aug 1, 2005

Do you think this is funny?

ZearothK posted:

See, the reason I am not voting for the Socialists is their willingness to keep the hand-factory in the Khedive operational. You want to see another event about genocide in central Africa in the next updates? Stick to that path.

Imperialists aren't going to shut down the hand factory, they're just going to run it directly. Acting like there's any genuine humanitarian anti-colonial option on the table makes no sense.

QuoProQuid
Jan 12, 2012

Tr*ckin' and F*ckin' all the way to tha
T O P

GunnerJ posted:

Imperialists aren't going to shut down the hand factory, they're just going to run it directly. Acting like there's any genuine humanitarian anti-colonial option on the table makes no sense.

There’s no true anti-colonial option but at least the Imperialists want to remove King Leopold from his throne of skulls, which would be a significant improvement over the status quo

Eumenides
Sep 24, 2007

This is the face of Lawful Good!

Fun Shoe
This is a tough one but I'm going to vote Imperialists for two reasons, one because the Khedive is becoming a problem and we MIGHT intervene if the imperialists are in power and two because when we get our asses kicked in the coming war it would be nice to avoid socialists getting blamed :kiddo:

unwantedplatypus
Sep 6, 2012

QuoProQuid posted:

There’s no true anti-colonial option but at least the Imperialists want to remove King Leopold from his throne of skulls, which would be a significant improvement over the status quo

I'll have you know those skulls only came from the heads of criminals and dissidents. I am completely justified in my actions!

GenderSelectScreen
Mar 7, 2010

I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME
College Slice

unwantedplatypus posted:

I'll have you know those skulls only came from the heads of criminals and dissidents. I am completely justified in my actions!

Shame their crimes were only speaking out about the atrocities. Or missing a quota. :smith:

ThatBasqueGuy
Feb 14, 2013

someone introduce jojo to lazyb


Hitlers Gay Secret posted:

Shame their crimes were only speaking out about the atrocities. Or missing a quota. :smith:

Get a look at this guy that doesn't think disruptions to the assembly line aren't the worst kind of capital crime

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

i just flew in from the khedivate, and boy are my arms tired!!

because i dont have hands

because they were cut off

it makes the rest of my arms rather tired when i must fly without hands

Luhood
Nov 13, 2012
I have only the vaguest idea of the historical context but I still want to butt in because screaming is fun!

Nothingtoseehere
Nov 11, 2010


Imperialists

hashashash
Nov 2, 2016

Cure for cancer discovered!
Court physicians hate him!
:siren:Majlis Assembly closed!:siren: The final tally is:

Royalists - 4 - Lord Cyrahzax, Chatrapati, Werewhale, spacebard.

Moderates - 6 - ManifunkDestiny, Soup du Jour, fish and chips and dip, Innocent_Bystander, Frionnel, Kaptain.

Imperialists - 33 - Patter Song, QuoProQuid, Crowsbeak, ZearothK, Demon Of The Fall, Grenrow, skipThings, Lewd Mangabey, Danny Glands, Dance Officer, Jihad Joe, Ikasuhito, iLurk, Veryslightlymad, everydayfalls, Zikan, Ralepozozaxe, Moon Slayer, Aeromancia, habeasdorkus, wiegieman, AJ_Impy, Morrow, Hiveminded, Average Lettuce, Mirdini, oystertoadfish, Sanzh, pinchofginger, RestRoomLiterature-, WilliamAnderson, Eumenides, Nothingtoseehere.

Socialists - 41 - Crazycryodude, The Bold Kobold, puppets freak me out, Jew it to it!, Rodyle, ThatBasqueGuy, Talas, GSD, tatankatonk, CommissarMega, TheFlyingLlama, Captain Oblivious, Snipee, Rubix Squid, RabidWeasel, Vinny Possum, Odysseus S. Grant, ChrisAsmadi, Pakled, Erwin the German, Lynneth, Cobra Lionfist, sheep-dodger, Yvonmukluk, GunnerJ, paragon1, lpmerson, Innadiar, Flavius Aetass, Eleven Eleven, NewMars, mcclay, Agean90, PetraCore, Hitlers Gay Secret, MaxieSatan, Technowolf, RagnarokZ, HiHo ChiRho, Luhood, Clayren.

Sultanics - 6 - ChaseSP, Slaan, Tricky Dick Nixon, Red John, Jeoh, Super Jay Mann.


So the socialists are in for another decade, maintaining their current stance on industrial development and diplomatic isolation (unless Serbia somehow managed to defeat the two invasions its currently suffering, and even then, there's no guarantee that a fully Communist nation will like us at all). If the Great War does break out in the next ten years, then we'll have to hope that the diplomatic scene is favourable towards us, because otherwise we're gonna be fighting alone.

GenderSelectScreen
Mar 7, 2010

I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME
College Slice

Hashim posted:

If the Great War does break out in the next ten years, then we'll have to hope that the diplomatic scene is favourable towards us, because otherwise we're gonna be fighting alone.

Let's be honest; it would've been this way no matter we chose. We are always abandoned or betrayed when we need our allies the most.

Grenrow
Apr 11, 2016

Hitlers Gay Secret posted:

Let's be honest; it would've been this way no matter we chose. We are always abandoned or betrayed when we need our allies the most.

Now with the socialists, al Andalus can be assured that has no allies and no military!

GenderSelectScreen
Mar 7, 2010

I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME
College Slice

Grenrow posted:

Now with the socialists, al Andalus can be assured that has no allies and no military!

We have a military; it just won't leave our borders.

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe
I know that Paradox game goon roleplaying is always kinda dumb, but what the hell is up with people arguing that the literal party of turboimperialism would somehow be a morally superior option WRT the horrors caused by imperialism?

GunnerJ
Aug 1, 2005

Do you think this is funny?

Cerebral Bore posted:

I know that Paradox game goon roleplaying is always kinda dumb, but what the hell is up with people arguing that the literal party of turboimperialism would somehow be a morally superior option WRT the horrors caused by imperialism?

Because the 19th century paternalist socialist party in an imperial core nation is hypocritical about it and this is shocking somehow.

Well, I guess the imperialist desire to sit directly on the skull throne is at least honest and in line with their principles.

Ralepozozaxe
Sep 6, 2010

A Veritable Smorgasbord!
Historically, were there any socialist nation that fought in the world wars or were big in this time period?

Dance Officer
May 4, 2017

It would be awesome if we could dance!

Ralepozozaxe posted:

Historically, were there any socialist nation that fought in the world wars or were big in this time period?

Depends on what you'd call "socialist". Nazi Germany called itself socialist, as did Italy. (And also ran with a host of normal socialist policies, if you weren't some sort of persona non grata) The Soviets obviously called themselves socialists fairly interchangeably with communist. And France, the UK and America obviously had large socialist movements and by the second world war had implemented a host of socialist policies.

Crazycryodude
Aug 15, 2015

Lets get our X tons of Duranium back!

....Is that still a valid thing to jingoistically blow out of proportion?


Ralepozozaxe posted:

Historically, were there any socialist nation that fought in the world wars or were big in this time period?

Define "this time period", if you run it forwards another decade then obviously the Soviets are around but that's about it, and I wouldn't really call them "big" until the late 20's or so once they'd properly recovered from the Russian Civil War and got back into being a great power and international politics.

Crazycryodude fucked around with this message at 22:11 on Nov 18, 2018

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART

Ralepozozaxe posted:

Historically, were there any socialist nation that fought in the world wars or were big in this time period?

I don't think there were any socialist parties in charge of any major countries until after WW1, but most major participants in WW1 had their largest socialist parties support the war (leading to splits) and some cases participate in unity governments.

Snipee
Mar 27, 2010
I’m sure that everything will be fiiiiiiiine. We don’t need to take a side on the Great War. Worst case scenario if we do get dragged into an existential conflict, it’ll be a glorious moral victory for the history books.

Frionnel
May 7, 2010

Friends are what make testing worth it.

Ralepozozaxe posted:

Historically, were there any socialist nation that fought in the world wars or were big in this time period?

At the turn of the century, no. If you go to the interwar period (you did say world wars in plural), then you have Léon Blum and the Popular Front in France, probably the closest thing to our upper house socialists.

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe
Technically the Soviet Union (or double-technically the Russian Soviet Republic) was fighting in WW1 for a while.

Morrow
Oct 31, 2010
Once again, goons try to impose socialism on the masses who really just want more political rights.

And technically the social democrats were the largest party in the German Reichstag.

Clayren
Jun 4, 2008

grandma plz don't folow me on twiter its embarassing, if u want to know what animes im watching jsut read the family newsletter like normal

Morrow posted:

Once again, goons try to impose socialism on the masses who really just want more political rights.

And technically the social democrats were the largest party in the German Reichstag.

The socialists are the only party who will give people more political rights (except for maybe the imperialists, maybe, if they aren't busy with Africa and if they feel like it, next year for sure.)

Morrow
Oct 31, 2010

Clayren posted:

The socialists are the only party who will give people more political rights (except for maybe the imperialists, maybe, if they aren't busy with Africa and if they feel like it, next year for sure.)

Uh, no, within the game mechanics socialists actually don't want to give more political rights.

Crazycryodude
Aug 15, 2015

Lets get our X tons of Duranium back!

....Is that still a valid thing to jingoistically blow out of proportion?


Morrow posted:

And technically the social democrats were the largest party in the German Reichstag.

Socdems are not socialists

MaxieSatan
Oct 19, 2017

critical support for anarchists
I mean, IIRC the Socialists will give the people political rights if they ask for them. But that hasn't really happened, I guess.

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

Morrow posted:

Uh, no, within the game mechanics socialists actually don't want to give more political rights.

yeah, hilariously, socialist governments really dislike trade unions in victoria 2

Patter Song
Mar 26, 2010

Hereby it is manifest that during the time men live without a common power to keep them all in awe, they are in that condition which is called war; and such a war as is of every man against every man.
Fun Shoe
The joys of running a thread on FPTP logic: Socialists got 45.5% of the vote here and get to run the show.

Just like a real country!

NewMars
Mar 10, 2013

Patter Song posted:

The joys of running a thread on FPTP logic: Socialists got 45.5% of the vote here and get to run the show.

Just like a real country!

A democratic liberal, agitating for voting reform the second FPTP doesn't get them power and not a moment before.

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Super Jay Mann
Nov 6, 2008

Weren't coalitions supposed to be a thing at one point in this LP?

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