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Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer
Someone was half-baked when they came up with that idea.

Although it is kind of silly, because instead of making light of the situation we usually just ignore what happened. Also it's been 500 years. The tragedy + time equation should have been active for at least the last 200 years.

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Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short



Right Coast Pizza? what an odd name :thunk:

Krispy Wafer posted:

Someone was half-baked when they came up with that idea.

Although it is kind of silly, because instead of making light of the situation we usually just ignore what happened. Also it's been 500 years. The tragedy + time equation should have been active for at least the last 200 years.

America's native population has been getting hosed over more or less nonstop since the Europeans came. 500 years ago my pasty white rear end, the stuff that's happening to them today is a tragedy.

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer

Ziv Zulander posted:

Right Coast Pizza? what an odd name :thunk:


America's native population has been getting hosed over more or less nonstop since the Europeans came. 500 years ago my pasty white rear end, the stuff that's happening to them today is a tragedy.

Sure it is. Still seems a little silly to get upset over a joke that actually acknowledges something Native Americans dealt with when the default mode in American life is to just ignore them until you want to highlight some noble savage stereotype.

Maybe it's different out West where you are more likely to encounter Native Americans. In other parts of the country they are literally never thought of until Thanksgiving rolls around or you go to a casino.

And to be clear, it's a bad joke that should never have been printed. But it's still kind of silly.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

Krispy Wafer posted:

Sure it is. Still seems a little silly to get upset over a joke that actually acknowledges something Native Americans dealt with when the default mode in American life is to just ignore them until you want to highlight some noble savage stereotype.

Maybe it's different out West where you are more likely to encounter Native Americans. In other parts of the country they are literally never thought of until Thanksgiving rolls around or you go to a casino.

And to be clear, it's a bad joke that should never have been printed. But it's still kind of silly.

Somewhere out west like maybe Colorado, where that ad is from?

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer

Captain Monkey posted:

Somewhere out west like maybe Colorado, where that ad is from?

That's why I referenced 'out West'.

I have no idea if Denver itself has a large Native population, but they're still probably in the same geographic region as a lot of tribes. Also I'm not sure being exposed to more Native Americans on an everyday basis would make you more or less likely to crack a lame small pox joke.

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

"lol sorry about the genocide, and the plagues, and the reservations, and the cultural erasure, and the residential schools full of systemic physical and sexual abuse, and the ongoing generational trauma resulting from all that, but here's some pizza, we good?"

That's a joke in really, really poor taste.

Diet Poison
Jan 20, 2008

LICK MY ASS
I mean I was going to suggest it's probably a pizza place from Jersey that franchised into Denver and some marketing genius in Jersey City placed that ad without thinking but nope, it's "crafted in Colorado". Anti-Native racism is pretty pervasive where I'm from but if you published an ad like that, things would go bad for your business very quickly.

Krispy Wafer posted:

Also I'm not sure being exposed to more Native Americans on an everyday basis would make you more or less likely to crack a lame small pox joke.
It's... it's more. I know a fair few people who'd never even think to make a joke about Jews, blacks, gays because that poo poo doesn't fly, but they'll still freely come up to a fellow white guy at the bus stop and start gabbing about the Indians drunk on Listerine. And even THEY'D not be dumb enough to print this ad. Maybe. Nah, nevermind.

Still kind of blows my mind to learn that there's places in NA where some people aren't sure if Natives are still even around.

BioEnchanted
Aug 9, 2011

He plays for the dreamers that forgot how to dream, and the lovers that forgot how to love.

RoboRodent posted:


That's a joke in really, really poor taste.

Well yeah, it's Right Coast Pizza. :v:

Telemaze
Apr 22, 2008

What you expected hasn't happened.
Fun Shoe

Krispy Wafer posted:

Sure it is. Still seems a little silly to get upset over a joke that actually acknowledges something Native Americans dealt with when the default mode in American life is to just ignore them until you want to highlight some noble savage stereotype.

Maybe it's different out West where you are more likely to encounter Native Americans. In other parts of the country they are literally never thought of until Thanksgiving rolls around or you go to a casino.

And to be clear, it's a bad joke that should never have been printed. But it's still kind of silly.

Maybe it'd be silly if we weren't generally considered either joke fodder or nonexistent at the best of times.

And I don't think the ad would've been cute no matter where in the country it was published. I live in New England, where tons of Americans already think we "went extinct" hundreds of years ago, and this would've been in terrible taste here too.

Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

Parks and Recreation does a decent job with the Native American stuff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAaq3IsrDiA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxF35GqCjk8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iC68PteXttY

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Krispy Wafer posted:

Sure it is. Still seems a little silly to get upset over a joke that actually acknowledges something Native Americans dealt with when the default mode in American life is to just ignore them until you want to highlight some noble savage stereotype.

Maybe it's different out West where you are more likely to encounter Native Americans. In other parts of the country they are literally never thought of until Thanksgiving rolls around or you go to a casino.

And to be clear, it's a bad joke that should never have been printed. But it's still kind of silly.

It trivializes the intentional (and borderline ongoing) genocide of tens of millions of people. To sell pizza. To the people that committed the genocide.

Do you really need this explained?

text me a vag pic
May 18, 2007




RoboRodent posted:

"lol sorry about the genocide, and the plagues, and the reservations, and the cultural erasure, and the residential schools full of systemic physical and sexual abuse, and the ongoing generational trauma resulting from all that, but here's some pizza, we good?"

That's a joke in really, really poor taste.

Yeah, but now I want some pizza.





And some small pox.

SomeJazzyRat
Nov 2, 2012

Hmmm...
Yeah, I think in the whole 'Punch Up/Punch Down' spectrum, the ad is still distinctly keeping up the status quo, minority suffering while whites stay authority. The key difference with stuff like Parks and Rec is that, while they acknowledge the suffering incurred among native population by white ancestors, the native residents are able to use that history to make the white authority look like buffoons. Taking power from their historical situation in order to subvert the expected status quo.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
Putting aside the later, targetted things, wasn't it something like between contact with the first European ship, and by the time the 2nd ship arrived, like a large percent of the total population had died already from rampant disease that they had no resistance to?


Like that scene from the Simpsons where Homer sneezes on a dino, and it's just a set of dominos falling over.

Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

Europeans definitely traded AIDS quilts to the native population to make the process go faster. They knew what they were doing.

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts
Yeah, this was not a "whoops" scenario. The European eradication and subjugation of native Americans was premeditated and methodological. It was not just "oops! all diseases" like a lot of pro-white textbooks want you to think.

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe

Johnny Aztec posted:

Putting aside the later, targetted things, wasn't it something like between contact with the first European ship, and by the time the 2nd ship arrived, like a large percent of the total population had died already from rampant disease that they had no resistance to?


Like that scene from the Simpsons where Homer sneezes on a dino, and it's just a set of dominos falling over.

Happens a lot when explorers reach isolated places. IIRC 90% of Hawaii's natives died of disease after contact with explorers.

However, just want to make sure this isn't ambiguous, the smallpox reference is about when the white people "generously" gave blankets to Native Americans, and had infected those blankets with Smallpox.

Also, thought this ad was from Canada at first, for obvious reasons.

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Besesoth posted:

Yeah, this was not a "whoops" scenario. The European eradication and subjugation of native Americans was premeditated and methodological. It was not just "oops! all diseases" like a lot of pro-white textbooks want you to think.

Yup.

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer
Smallpox blankets happened a handful of times and there's some debate whether it really happened/was intentional. For the sake of argument we'll say it was on purpose (because it's not like we valued Native American life) 99.999999% of the disease deaths happened from general contact. There's evidence some French trappers held hostage caused a massive Hepatitis outbreak that hollowed out tribal populations in an entire area. Hepatitis isn't even airborne and it still spread like wildfire.

If there's any disease we can joke about it's got to be the one that's been eradicated for a generation and stopped killing most of its victims 200 years ago. This just happened to be a lovely joke.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
the genocide defender has logged the heck on

Queen Combat
Dec 29, 2017

Lipstick Apathy
Yeah what a weird-rear end take.

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer

Captain Monkey posted:

the genocide defender has logged the heck on

Here here.

It's not genocide. Had Native Americans domesticated animals we'd been trading devastating plagues back and forth across the Atlantic, but as it turned out all they had was syphilis and tobacco. We did a lot of deliberately terrible things to aboriginal peoples. Small pox wasn't one of them.

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

Mu Zeta posted:

Europeans definitely traded AIDS quilts to the native population to make the process go faster. They knew what they were doing.

That was in 1763, at an English fort in what is now Pennsylvania.

The plagues that ripped through the Americas killing off ~90% of the pre-Columbian population occurred centuries beforehand, almost immediately after contact in the 1490s. There's no evidence of the Spanish using biological warfare at that time, just showing up was enough.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Byzantine posted:

That was in 1763, at an English fort in what is now Pennsylvania.

The plagues that ripped through the Americas killing off ~90% of the pre-Columbian population occurred centuries beforehand, almost immediately after contact in the 1490s. There's no evidence of the Spanish using biological warfare at that time, just showing up was enough.

Yeah, this is what I was referring to, specif ally.

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

Byzantine posted:

That was in 1763, at an English fort in what is now Pennsylvania.

The plagues that ripped through the Americas killing off ~90% of the pre-Columbian population occurred centuries beforehand, almost immediately after contact in the 1490s. There's no evidence of the Spanish using biological warfare at that time, just showing up was enough.

Guns Germs and Steel touches on this as to why the Americas civilizations were basically wiped out while the East Asian, African, and Indian ones weren't. Huge portions of the world were skull-hosed for their resources by Western Colonialism, but no other populations were actually displaced and basically cut down to 1% of their size. Weren't the late 1500s Explorers finding completely depopulated cities and areas in regions that were thought to be populated up until very recently?

If you think about it, there was relatively consistent trade to some degree across Africa, Europe, and Asian across thousands of years so it's not like a population went 100 years without even incidental contact with a new disease or germ that had never been seen before.

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

Krispy Wafer posted:

99.999999% of the disease deaths

I'm not going to argue the general point here, just point out a coincidence: 99.999999% means 99,999,999 out of 100,000,000. The very highest estimate for the population of the New World in 1491 was 112,000,000. So I'm pretty sure fewer significant figures are called for. ;)

Also, re: syphilis: there's compelling evidence to suggest that the disease existed in both the Old World and the New World pre-Columbus, and we just called it something different beforehand. (It's definitely related to yaws, and may have been misidentified as leprosy.)

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


The joke is not funny.

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug

pentyne posted:

Guns Germs and Steel touches on this as to why the Americas civilizations were basically wiped out while the East Asian, African, and Indian ones weren't. Huge portions of the world were skull-hosed for their resources by Western Colonialism, but no other populations were actually displaced and basically cut down to 1% of their size. Weren't the late 1500s Explorers finding completely depopulated cities and areas in regions that were thought to be populated up until very recently?

If you think about it, there was relatively consistent trade to some degree across Africa, Europe, and Asian across thousands of years so it's not like a population went 100 years without even incidental contact with a new disease or germ that had never been seen before.

Yeah, while Europeans didn't actually help the disease that actually ravaged indigenous Americans happened before Columbus ever showed up. Nobody is entirely sure exactly what happened but what Europeans found was basically a Mad Max world. Complex social structures and nations just kind of fell apart. There has been evidence found of pretty big trade networks, actual cities, and even gigantic dirt pyramids since people started to bother paying attention. Of course a lot of it was just paved over and used for building malls because who cares about some arrow heads and dirt?

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Krispy Wafer posted:

Here here.

It's not genocide. Had Native Americans domesticated animals we'd been trading devastating plagues back and forth across the Atlantic, but as it turned out all they had was syphilis and tobacco. We did a lot of deliberately terrible things to aboriginal peoples. Small pox wasn't one of them.

Why have you picked this incredibly baffling hill to die on? White Europeans genocided Native Americans and shouldn't make jokes about said genocide. Full stop. Why is this even a discussion?

Queen Combat
Dec 29, 2017

Lipstick Apathy

Krispy Wafer posted:

Here here.

It's not genocide. Had Native Americans domesticated animals we'd been trading devastating plagues back and forth across the Atlantic, but as it turned out all they had was syphilis and tobacco. We did a lot of deliberately terrible things to aboriginal peoples. Small pox wasn't one of them.

Please stop?

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind


dude. its time to stop digging, and take the L.

Patrick Spens
Jul 21, 2006

"Every quarterback says they've got guts, But how many have actually seen 'em?"
Pillbug

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

Why have you picked this incredibly baffling hill to die on? White Europeans genocided Native Americans and shouldn't make jokes about said genocide. Full stop. Why is this even a discussion?

You get that there's a difference between true and false things right? And that repeating false details in the service of a broader point is still bad? Yes white people did terrible thing to Aboriginal people, and yes the ad was terrible, but the specific claim they're responding to is false.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
Jeffery Amhherst's personal correspondence and actions during Pontiac's War disagree.

And even if it wasn't true (it is) it'd still be in bad taste, and would be reprehensible.

uvar
Jul 25, 2011

Avoid breathing
radioactive dust.
College Slice

quote:

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Eh, they know their target market.

Dylan16807
May 12, 2010

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

Why have you picked this incredibly baffling hill to die on? White Europeans genocided Native Americans and shouldn't make jokes about said genocide. Full stop. Why is this even a discussion?
Plagues and genocide both happened.

But they were not the same thing.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Patrick Spens posted:

You get that there's a difference between true and false things right? And that repeating false details in the service of a broader point is still bad? Yes white people did terrible thing to Aboriginal people, and yes the ad was terrible, but the specific claim they're responding to is false.

Dylan16807 posted:

Plagues and genocide both happened.

But they were not the same thing.

http://www.history.org/foundation/journal/spring04/warfare.cfm


quote:

During Pontiac's uprising in 1763, the Indians besieged Fort Pitt. They burned nearby houses, forcing the inhabitants to take refuge in the well-protected fort. The British officer in charge, Captain Simeon Ecuyer, reported to Colonel Henry Bouquet in Philadelphia that he feared the crowded conditions would result in disease. Smallpox had already broken out. On June 24, 1763, William Trent, a local trader, recorded in his journal that two Indian chiefs had visited the fort, urging the British to abandon the fight, but the British refused. Instead, when the Indians were ready to leave, Trent wrote: "Out of our regard for them, we gave them two Blankets and an Handkerchief out of the Small Pox Hospital. I hope it will have the desired effect."

It is not known who conceived the plan, but there's no doubt it met with the approval of the British military in America and may have been common practice. Sir Jeffery Amherst, commander of British forces in North America, wrote July 7, 1763, probably unaware of the events at Fort Pitt: "Could it not be contrived to Send the Small Pox among those Disaffected Tribes of Indians? We must, on this occasion, Use Every Stratagem in our power to Reduce them." He ordered the extirpation of the Indians and said no prisoners should be taken. About a week later, he wrote to Bouquet: "You will Do well to try to Innoculate the Indians by means of Blanketts as well as to try Every other method that can serve to Extirpate this Execrable Race."

Dylan16807
May 12, 2010


Byzantine posted:

That was in 1763, at an English fort in what is now Pennsylvania.

The plagues that ripped through the Americas killing off ~90% of the pre-Columbian population occurred centuries beforehand, almost immediately after contact in the 1490s. There's no evidence of the Spanish using biological warfare at that time, just showing up was enough.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

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Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
They didn't use biological warfare at first, only just when they realised how effective it was.

Colonists used every method possible to exterminate natives, including giving incentives to wipe out buffalo to deprive them of food, literal scalping, setting villages on fire and shooting those who tried to flee, enslavement, attempting to rape them out of existence (see the Stolen Generations), stealing their children to be enslaved, raped and abused (see also the Stolen Generations and Residential Schools), forced relocations of entire populations with no regard for their safety (which is considered genocide under international law), forcing them onto the least livable land available (until suddenly there's oil or other resources there white people want)...

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