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What kind of cocoon are you in right now?
This poll is closed.
bitterness and resentment 501 25.13%
the one from Final Fantasy 13 275 13.79%
buttered mess of resent mints 159 7.97%
TRUEMP 126 6.32%
the liberal media bubble 273 13.69%
hell 660 33.10%
Total: 1994 votes
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Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Gringostar posted:

all presidents are murderous dictators though

To clarify: he wants to be the kind on the tee vee and/or inside Gadhaffi's syphilis ridden brain

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gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/NatashaBertrand/status/1065010863088824325

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

mormonpartyboat posted:

"automatic ar-15 rifle" is redundant as ar-15 already means "automatic rifle-15"

No it stands for "A Real 1" and then 5 is just a cool number so they put that

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

wtf is w/ the ghostbusters backpack?

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1065025485640556550?s=19

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/lawcrimenews/status/1065032901769732096

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

mormonpartyboat posted:

"automatic ar-15 rifle" is redundant as ar-15 already means "automatic rifle-15"

the "ar" in ar-15 rifle stands for "Automatic rifle-style Rifle"

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003


Hurry up death

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.







that tiny horse fucks

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Mariana Horchata posted:

wtf is w/ the ghostbusters backpack?

no littering

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

What kind of guns do pirates use

ARRRR 15s

J. P. Beagley
Apr 11, 2008

If Trump imprisoned Obama he'd be made Dictator for Life, bing bong so easy

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Inspector Hound posted:

Hurry up death

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



AR stands are Argument Rifle idiots

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

mormonpartyboat posted:

"automatic ar-15 rifle" is redundant as ar-15 already means "automatic rifle-15"

it actually means aryan rifle 14.88 they just round it up

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

i don't litter!

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Inspector Hound posted:

What kind of guns do pirates use

ARRRR 15s

so a pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel down the front of his pants


the bartender says "hey, do you know you have a ship's wheel down the front of your pants?"




the pirate replies, "yaaarrr, i knowww, its been drivin me nuts all day"

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

thats some pretty good NRC cosplay.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/CREWcrew/status/1065030176046792710

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
retAR15ded

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug

mormonpartyboat posted:

so a pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel down the front of his pants


the bartender says "hey, do you know you have a ship's wheel down the front of your pants?"




the pirate replies, "yaaarrr, i knowww, its been drivin me nuts all day"
That's much less efficient than the version I heard which is just "what's that?" "arrr it's driving me nuts"

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009


if mr hand had been as wise as this man, he'd probably still be alive

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

mormonpartyboat posted:

so a pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel down the front of his pants


the bartender says "hey, do you know you have a ship's wheel down the front of your pants?"




the pirate replies, "yaaarrr, i knowww, its been drivin me nuts all day"




Did I ever tell you guys about the girl I dated who had a lazy eye?



Turns out she was seeing someone on the side

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
i hope bill mitchell ages as quickly as the nazi who drinks from the wrong grail

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

[laughs in bitcoin]

https://twitter.com/rmac18/status/1064585834286919680?s=21

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

pissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssss sssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssss

Gravy Boat 2k

Isn't pence from IN? :thunk:

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Al! posted:

i hope bill mitchell ages as quickly as the nazi who drinks from the wrong grail

he's not real

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 48 hours!

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Inspector Hound posted:

What kind of guns do pirates use

ARRRR 15s

usually 6 pound cannons to keep the ship light and nimble. sometimes though you'd get something flashy up to double digits.

now, we can also get into the pirate fortifications like New Providence where it's been difficult to pin down just how big the guns were and what was pirate vs reclaiming force cannons

don't get me started on the britain vs spain privateer gun debate

also

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
AUG thread is thataway. ------------------------------------------------>

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
Don't Worry!


Jeb! Can Fix It!

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
I'm pretty sure I've seen that Bitchell photo before lol

dudes faking the funk

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

FAUXTON posted:

it actually means aryan rifle 14.88 they just round it up

every gun manufactured to this day is required by law to put a drop of hitler's blood in the forged materials

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

how is this real

how does even the typical fox news grandpa watch this and go :hmmyes: capitalism is actually socialism

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
JEHBO!

J. P. Beagley
Apr 11, 2008

Chris Hayes retweeted this and it's really only interesting because I forgot how relatively coherent Trump was just a few years ago, this was July 2015, wtf??

https://twitter.com/KFILE/status/1052193155011960834

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
its called forging metal because he who smelt the iron was actually the one who dealt the iron

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
what kind of toys does Trump sell to the saudis?

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

J. P. Beagley posted:

If Trump imprisoned Obama he'd be made Dictator for Life, bing bong so easy

He is old I am fine with this.

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