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PEGGY: Who'd you kill? WES: I killed myself. Or at least I might as well have, as bad as I feel about it. One night I went with my buddy Ray over to his friend's house, only he wasn't home. So I gave Ray a boost up to the window. He couldn't climb up and hold his gun at the same time -- that's why we were there, to return his friend's gun. PEGGY: M-hm, I can see where this is going. Go on. WES: So we get inside, and turns out the guy was home. He was screaming, alarms were ringing, and when a guy yells "Don't shoot," believe me, it has the opposite effect. I just panicked, and next thing I knew, his head was blown off. PEGGY: It would be a comedy of errors if it wasn't so tragic.
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TheKingslayer posted:Fucks sake. I forgot Peggy gets suckered into multi level marketing twice. No no...I said up to 30 pounds...UP TO.
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haljordan posted:No no...I said up to 30 pounds...UP TO. Well poo poo if we count that its three times.
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Hihohe posted:Theres only one man id take a bullet for, and hes home cookin my supper! Fifteen minutes ago we were talking about microwaving a pizza! What happened here?
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CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:one of my favorite scenes in this show is after peggy falls out of the plane and cotton is at the hospital for his wife to give birth and comes in and sees peggy in the cast and says "what did you do to your wife? hank i didn't teach you that" An extremely similar incident happened in 2015, a woman survived a failed parachute jump by landing in a ploughed field. In this case the husband tampered with the gear, and looks a bit like Mike Judge. The dude had failed in an earlier attempt to kill her with a gas explosion, but the article isn’t specific on the type of gas. https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/jun/15/emile-cilliers-army-sergeant-jailed-for-tampering-with-wife-parachute
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SilvergunSuperman posted:PEGGY: Who'd you kill? It's great comedy writing imo
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CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:one of my favorite scenes in this show is after peggy falls out of the plane and cotton is at the hospital for his wife to give birth and comes in and sees peggy in the cast and says "what did you do to your wife? hank i didn't teach you that" Fort Berk Academy nonwithstanding
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The military academy epoisode may be my favorite cotton/bobby one
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Milo and POTUS posted:The military academy epoisode may be my favorite cotton/bobby one In terms of overall episode quality I agree, but the cotton/bobby moments from his last (living) episode are tops: 
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Milo and POTUS posted:The military academy epoisode may be my favorite cotton/bobby one I have a love hate relationship with the military academy episode. I absolutely love how much cotton loves Bobby, it’s one of my favorite parts of the show. But that episode takes a bit of that magic away.
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Military academy is one of the few episodes that i just dont think is very good
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like the episode as a whole or not the fact that bobby is impervious to this specific torture makes the bing bing/ging ging relationship shine
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"If it's a contest over who's the better daddy, you win. You made Bobby. All I ever made was you." That line is Shakespeare good.
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i told you about the time when i put on the giant pair of khakis and pretended i was little
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Nooner posted:Military academy is one of the few episodes that i just dont think is very good Nooner gonna noon, film at 11
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You made a bowl
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TheKingslayer posted:Hope everyone is watching 9 Pretty Darn Angry Men. Hank spent more time defending Troy Aikman than his own mother!
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I let the autoplay run to A Firefighting We Will Go. Hank Hill is a filthy scab and will sadly have to be guillotined.
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Today I tasted the meat, not the heat. It was good.
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I carved the Turkey today. I could not resist saying "oh God it's so juicy! "
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Detective No. 27 posted:Minh is definitely the cattiest of the wives. And yet still did the right thing with the gun club.
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In the "Beer Can Named Desire" episode, Peggy has a line about Don Meredith passing to "Bullet" Bob Hayes and Lance "No Pants" Rentzel. I always figured Lance got that nickname over something stupid, like his pants falling down during practice or some poo poo. Welp, I finally went over to Wikipedia and apparently he earned that nickname after being arrested for exposing himself to a ten year old girl.
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Raskolnikov38 posted:well cowboys will be cowboys Golden Richards was a Dallas Cowboy.
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StupidSexyVaultGuy posted:Golden Richards was a Dallas Cowboy. He was a beautiful man. I knew him...briefly.
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i just watched the bob's burger episode "aquaticism". it starts with the Dale's Dead Bug van and a joke about "pro-pain accessories". and then teddy, the weird awkward bald character, expressed unwelcome interest in the main character's wife. i have to think that's intentional, beyond just having some of the same staff.
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In my opinion, the day after Thanksgiving is the busiest shopping day of the year.
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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:i just watched the bob's burger episode "aquaticism". it starts with the Dale's Dead Bug van and a joke about "pro-pain accessories". and then teddy, the weird awkward bald character, expressed unwelcome interest in the main character's wife. i have to think that's intentional, beyond just having some of the same staff. teddy is basically just more-together bill.
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Teddy could never woo Ann Richards
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Hyrax Attack! posted:Hank spent more time defending Troy Aikman than his own mother! Tilly didn't play on the cowboys
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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:i just watched the bob's burger episode "aquaticism". it starts with the Dale's Dead Bug van and a joke about "pro-pain accessories". and then teddy, the weird awkward bald character, expressed unwelcome interest in the main character's wife. i have to think that's intentional, beyond just having some of the same staff. theres no way the bb team doesnt love koth
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Milo and POTUS posted:theres no way the bb team doesnt love koth Some of the people who now work on BB used to work on KotH. Most notably, Jim Dauterive. Here's a handy article from the official Bob's Burgers fan wiki: http://bobs-burgers.wikia.com/wiki/Bob%E2%80%99s_Burgers/King_of_the_Hill_Connections
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KiteAuraan posted:teddy is basically just more-together bill. No way. There are parallels but Teddy is mostly useless. Like Bill.
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Sweaty IT Nerd posted:No way. There are parallels but Teddy is mostly useless. Like Bill. Teddy is actually good at handyman poo poo.
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I've failed funnier kids than you would be my go to insult if i was a teacher
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Milo and POTUS posted:Teddy is actually good at handyman poo poo. Bill is supposed to be decent like the other guys at home improvement. Or at least know some things since he does pitch in at points. But then we see him goofing off or being too depressed to work on his own home, so it's questionable.
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