|
axolotl farmer posted:I wouldn't eat it, but if you wear sturdy gloves it can be good for smacking around pets and monsters with if you need decorative statues.  Mightier than the sword.
|
#
?
Nov 22, 2018 16:34
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 31, 2024 06:00 |
|
|
empty sea posted:I drank Thunderbird once, just out of curiosity. It was...very much like drinking pale yellow kerosene. I mean, I didn't really know what that tasted like until I drank Thunderbird. It was unpleasant af. I'm educating myself on wine by tasting a bunch of stuff. I've decided that I need to include flavored fortified wines in that just to be comprehensive.
|
|
#
?
Nov 22, 2018 17:28
|
|
|
At a certain point old wine just means you were rich enough to buy a bunch of different wines, most of which didn't age well, leaving you with what dumb rich people assume is the cream of the wine or else gives you some sort of "connection" to the vintage year. In other words old wine is expensive for being rare and not really for tasting better.
|
|
#
?
Nov 22, 2018 18:56
|
|
|
zedprime posted:At a certain point old wine just means you were rich enough to buy a bunch of different wines, most of which didn't age well, leaving you with what dumb rich people assume is the cream of the wine or else gives you some sort of "connection" to the vintage year. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1cLcJ5_MZI
|
|
#
?
Nov 22, 2018 19:17
|
|
|
The Bloop posted:I've gathered over the course of many posts that you run a better than average southern restaurant There used to be a fried chicken place in town. Not only was the fried chicken amazing (the spicy moreso), but they single handedly taught me the joys of fried okra. That's right, JOYS, I said. Sadly, they closed and I have never tasted fried okra happiness the same way ever again.
|
|
#
?
Nov 22, 2018 19:36
|
|
|
Saw someone posting on another site about how they mix flavoured whey protein powder into cups of tea. As a British person, I feel this is on a par with committing a war crime.
|
|
#
?
Nov 22, 2018 19:48
|
|
|
chitoryu12 posted:And for smaller and younger families, there may not be a giant fridge and freezer to store 10 pounds of turkey carcass and all the side dish leftovers for the next three or four days. Or you’re working so you don’t have time to rip up the remnants to make soup and jelly and poo poo like a housewife. Or you know, you send a load of leftovers home with the single dude relative...
|
|
#
?
Nov 22, 2018 20:00
|
|
|
Danger - Octopus! posted:Saw someone posting on another site about how they mix flavoured whey protein powder into cups of tea. I can sort of see it with a fruit or peppermint tea, but green or black tea is definitely casus belli.
|
|
#
?
Nov 22, 2018 20:08
|
|
|
Sweet As Sin posted:It came from Facebook Mushroom soup and fried chicken pie
|
|
#
?
Nov 22, 2018 20:12
|
|
|
Samizdata posted:Or you know, you send a load of leftovers home with the single dude relative... Watching you slowly gain on the thread is cool, it's like a thriller
|
|
#
?
Nov 22, 2018 20:40
|
|
|
Iron Crowned posted:Everything with olives is a crime Not so much. The Mario "Hint of Garlic" snack packs are pretty good.
|
|
#
?
Nov 22, 2018 20:40
|
|
|
I just wonder what happens when they reach the present posts, will they slot into the conversation naturally? Disappear and start again when there's a backlog? Begin replying to future posts yet unposted?!?
|
|
#
?
Nov 22, 2018 20:43
|
|
|
Sandwich Anarchist posted:Watching you slowly gain on the thread is cool, it's like a thriller We should all be shouting "DON'T TAKE A SIP! IT'S A TRAP!" chitoryu12 posted:I'm educating myself on wine by tasting a bunch of stuff. I've decided that I need to include flavored fortified wines in that just to be comprehensive. Is this like the thing where you ate Military Rations of All Nations?
|
|
#
?
Nov 22, 2018 20:43
|
|
|
Yup. 
|
|
#
?
Nov 22, 2018 20:46
|
|
|
Sandwich Anarchist posted:Why are you responding to posts from 200 pages ago Getting caught up. And that means reading ALL the posts.
|
|
#
?
Nov 22, 2018 20:52
|
|
|
NinjaDebugger posted:I'm pretty sure I would remember knowing a microwaved-mayonnaise motherfucker like you. Trillian posted:When he catches up with the thread in two months he's gonna be zinged Not so much. Refuting white rice sucking by calling someone, ahem, "microwaved-mayonnaise motherfucker" is rather weak.
|
|
#
?
Nov 22, 2018 21:02
|
|
|
Sandwich Anarchist posted:Watching you slowly gain on the thread is cool, it's like a thriller I'm here now.
|
|
#
?
Nov 22, 2018 21:06
|
|
|
Yawgmoth posted:My ideal martini is just a glass full of green olives with gin poured in to fill the spaces between.
|
|
#
?
Nov 22, 2018 22:39
|
|
|
Yawgmoth posted:My ideal martini is just
|
|
#
?
Nov 22, 2018 23:29
|
|
|
 This is a legit ad that was shown to me today
|
|
#
?
Nov 22, 2018 23:37
|
|
|
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLdIMkZ7Mr0 Speaking of bananas and "tea" Bohemian Cowabunga has a new favorite as of 23:48 on Nov 22, 2018 |
|
#
?
Nov 22, 2018 23:45
|
|
|
bike tory posted:
Yes! We have foam bananas We have foam bananas today
|
|
#
?
Nov 23, 2018 00:03
|
|
|
I threw some green olives in my ice water today instead of some lime juice and it was super good. Briny deliciousness. Chew ice and olives at the same time. Livin my best life
|
|
#
?
Nov 23, 2018 00:29
|
|
|
AlbieQuirky posted:Is this like the thing where you ate Military Rations of All Nations? ...maybe.
|
|
#
?
Nov 23, 2018 01:30
|
|
|
Sweet As Sin posted:It came from Facebook Forgot to put what it was supposed to be. They claim it's banana nut bread
|
|
#
?
Nov 23, 2018 01:40
|
|
|
Sweet As Sin posted:Forgot to put what it was supposed to be. They claim it's banana nut bread I see several issues with this claim
|
|
#
?
Nov 23, 2018 01:41
|
|
|
My bad, it was part of this post. It's a banana pie
|
|
#
?
Nov 23, 2018 01:43
|
|
|
Yeah, still looks like mushroom soup straight out of the can.
|
|
#
?
Nov 23, 2018 01:52
|
|
|
No photos, but my mother is planning to bring in turkey leftovers to church for after-service hospitality. Specifically, she's planning for Javanese dinner. Rice, chopped chicken/turkey, chow mein noodles, chopped tomatoes, gravy, chopped celery/onion/green pepper, pineapple, cheddar cheese, almond slivers, and coconut flakes. Some of those things are pretty OK, but the combination all layered together probably qualifies as AFP.
|
|
#
?
Nov 23, 2018 05:18
|
|
|
https://i.imgur.com/oWFharw.mp4
|
|
#
?
Nov 23, 2018 05:49
|
|
|
|
|
#
?
Nov 23, 2018 05:56
|
|
|
I feel very uncomfortable that someone wanted that created enough to create it and animate it to the best of their ability.
|
|
#
?
Nov 23, 2018 05:57
|
|
|
https://twitter.com/Timmy_Rinck/status/1059653343134519296
|
|
#
?
Nov 23, 2018 06:06
|
|
|
My cousin posted something similar to this on Facebook, but the turkey's twerking it's way into the oven.
|
|
#
?
Nov 23, 2018 09:46
|
|
|
M_Sinistrari posted:My cousin posted something similar to this on Facebook, but the turkey's twerking it's way into the oven. You mean the twerky?? 
|
|
#
?
Nov 23, 2018 09:58
|
|
|
Dixville posted:You mean the twerky?? 
|
|
#
?
Nov 23, 2018 10:16
|
|
|
darthbob88 posted:No photos, but my mother is planning to bring in turkey leftovers to church for after-service hospitality. Specifically, she's planning for Javanese dinner. Rice, chopped chicken/turkey, chow mein noodles, chopped tomatoes, gravy, chopped celery/onion/green pepper, pineapple, cheddar cheese, almond slivers, and coconut flakes. Some of those things are pretty OK, but the combination all layered together probably qualifies as AFP. Jesus wept. So my mom isn't the only one that makes this absolute inhuman garbage. Many condolences. You're fine til you get to the fruit salad layer. And my mom covers it in 6 large blobs of canned whipped cream topped with maraschino cherries and green olives because the LSD she took in the 60's still whispers to her. We're having it for brunch today. I'm so excited. E: to be clear this is like a whole buffet thing. It's not like a casserole or whatever. You just get the bits and bobs that you want and make a garbage plate out of leftovers and random salads. But my mom gets a layer of everything and then whipped cream and poo poo. Lunatic. fizzymercury has a new favorite as of 14:33 on Nov 23, 2018 |
|
#
?
Nov 23, 2018 14:27
|
|
|
wtf is canned whipped cream, you mean with the nozzle and all?
|
|
#
?
Nov 23, 2018 14:30
|
|
|
What else would it be? Yeah the stuff in the can that you'd probably rather huff than eat.
|
|
#
?
Nov 23, 2018 14:34
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 31, 2024 06:00 |
|
|
fizzymercy posted:E: to be clear this is like a whole buffet thing. It's not like a casserole or whatever. You just get the bits and bobs that you want and make a garbage plate out of leftovers and random salads. But my mom gets a layer of everything and then whipped cream and poo poo. Lunatic. 'Javanese Dinner', eh? Takes more than a bit of tinned pineapple to scare me off, let's see what google turns up. Edgar Allan Poe posted:There are some secrets which do not permit themselves to be told. Men die nightly in their beds, wringing the hands of ghostly confessors, and looking them piteously in the eyes -- die with despair of heart and convulsion of throat, on account of the hideousness of mysteries which will not suffer themselves to be revealed. Now and then, alas, the conscience of man takes up a burthen so heavy in horror that it can be thrown down only into the grave.  "Be sure to take some of every item (even if you don't like the item) as it is necessary to produce the final taste."
|
|
#
?
Nov 23, 2018 15:49
|
|