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Automated bleeding edge blockchain cloud deployment utilizing big data machine learning and best practices, resulting in an increase of stellar performance against corporate KPIs while adhereing to company philosophies, promoting internal collaboration between a variety of previously silo’d departments, and creating enthusiastic stakeholders
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I keep hearing the word holistic used in regards to networks and it wants to make me want to scream. The next time I clear a cache I'm going to call it a data colonic.
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Nov 24, 2018 19:39
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Krispy Wafer posted:I keep hearing the word holistic used in regards to networks and it wants to make me want to scream. Make sure the tubes are firmly attached to the cloud for maximum throughput.
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Nov 24, 2018 22:44
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Proteus Jones posted:With machine learning. Recruiters: 
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Nov 25, 2018 01:06
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Screw bitcoin. Dinars is the new currency
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Nov 25, 2018 07:18
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jaegerx posted:Screw bitcoin. Din@rs is the new currency
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Nov 25, 2018 12:47
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As a newly minted manager this thread content has gone from “lol” to “oh no” quickly.
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Nov 25, 2018 13:21
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Virigoth posted:As a newly minted manager this thread content has gone from “lol” to “oh no” quickly. Going forward, I hope you find synergies in reducing redundancies and right sizing your department in an effort to align core competencies and leverage best practices.
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Nov 25, 2018 13:32
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Krispy Wafer posted:Going forward, I hope you find synergies in reducing redundancies and right sizing your department in an effort to align core competencies and leverage best practices. Please revert the learnings from the focus group to the meeting on Monday morni-  .
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Nov 25, 2018 14:00
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Why do people use revert it sounds so dumb
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Nov 25, 2018 14:23
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“I’ll get back to you on the same”
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Nov 25, 2018 14:32
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pfa and revert by eob
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Nov 25, 2018 14:42
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Kashuno posted:Why do people use revert it sounds so dumb I think it's one of those Indian call center things that got out into the wild. "Learnings", on the other hand, has to be straight management power-jargon to sound impressive.
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Nov 25, 2018 14:57
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“from an [x] perspective” is irritating as well
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Nov 25, 2018 15:05
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Neddy Seagoon posted:I think it's one of those Indian call center things that got out into the wild. "Learnings", on the other hand, has to be straight management power-jargon to sound impressive. "Learnings" also seems to be used frequently to describe "things we finally understood after we hosed up", e.g. after an outage, complaint or after something failed; perhaps "lessons learned" is too close to the truth, i.e. "we don't really know what we are doing and/or we hadn't really anticipated this".
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Nov 25, 2018 16:32
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We use "lessons learned" on every project we do. My organization is big on "yes, there will be mistakes. Let's learn from them." After my team lost the Halloween costume contest we had an informal debrief to go over lessons learned 
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Nov 25, 2018 19:43
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We do the whole 'lessons learned' thing and it will highlight glaring errors in the way our sales team approach things and then....nothing changes!
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Nov 25, 2018 19:47
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My favorite corporate pathology is learned helplessness, personally
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Nov 25, 2018 20:30
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Thanks Ants posted:We do the whole 'lessons learned' thing and it will highlight glaring errors in the way our sales team approach things and then....nothing changes!
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Nov 25, 2018 21:39
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Sweet! A great, totally balanced review with my manager. "Why did this project go so poorly?" Well, we get all the technical and operational work prepared. However, in our pilot we found out that if we implemented the change it would literally cripple multiple teams and cost potentially millions of dollars. We brought up these concerns and were told to hold off until those risks were resolved. "It seems like you didn't want it to succeed, and that's why it didn't." Sudden Loud Noise fucked around with this message at 07:04 on Nov 26, 2018 |
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Nov 26, 2018 04:16
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“Did you hear my response?”
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Nov 26, 2018 08:17
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Thanks Ants posted:“Did you hear my response?” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJX1REQB12o
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Nov 26, 2018 08:29
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Sudden Loud Noise posted:Sweet! A great, totally balanced review with my manager.
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Nov 26, 2018 11:48
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I feel like I may be having the same conversation with my boss soon. I came in after a design was approved for a project but the design is severely flawed. I've been trying to work around the problems but I have hit several roadblocks due to how the infrastructure is set up. Oh well!
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Nov 26, 2018 14:19
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We recently implemented a large scale labor tracking/improvement system in our warehouse, spearheaded by IT and the warehouse manager despite the COO claiming they were running the project even though they never so much as attended the meetings on the project. Needless to say, once it went live the project absolutely fell on its face due to management not actually being invested
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Nov 26, 2018 14:29
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Kashuno posted:We recently implemented a large scale labor tracking/improvement system in our warehouse, spearheaded by IT and the warehouse manager despite the COO claiming they were running the project even though they never so much as attended the meetings on the project. Needless to say, once it went live the project absolutely fell on its face due to management not actually being invested Implementation by commandment.
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Nov 26, 2018 14:38
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Sepist posted:I feel like I may be having the same conversation with my boss soon. I came in after a design was approved for a project but the design is severely flawed. I've been trying to work around the problems but I have hit several roadblocks due to how the infrastructure is set up. Oh well! Is this the project you've been on for a while, or is your job now dodging rakes that project managers have thrown onto the floor?
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Nov 26, 2018 17:00
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Thanks Ants posted:Is this the project you've been on for a while, or is your job now dodging rakes that project managers have thrown onto the floor? Same project I've been working on for months. I have a bunch of others going simultaneously but this one is certainly the worst.
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Nov 26, 2018 17:44
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Getting orientation for new job and the podium PC they're presenting from, running Windows 7, popped up with a patch notice for QuickTime. 
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Nov 26, 2018 19:38
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Japanese Dating Sim posted:Getting orientation for new job and the podium PC they're presenting from, running Windows 7, popped up with a patch notice for QuickTime. You're honour-bound to murder that computer now.
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Nov 26, 2018 19:40
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Just use realplayer
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Nov 26, 2018 20:09
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Sepist posted:Just use realplayer Roxio CD Burner is asking for a software key.
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Nov 26, 2018 20:22
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Sudden Loud Noise posted:Sweet! A great, totally balanced review with my manager. Should have gone for the quick wins instead.
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Nov 26, 2018 22:52
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Guy at a remote site said the rack didn’t have any space for the ASA we sent. Asked for a picture and someone mounted a full size computer tower in there 
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Nov 27, 2018 01:18
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Vargatron posted:Roxio CD Burner is asking for a software key. flatten and reinstall winamp.
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Nov 27, 2018 01:24
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terrenblade posted:flatten and reinstall winamp. Winamp, from back when companies had good mottoes.
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Nov 27, 2018 01:29
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Sepist posted:Just use realplayer Let me know when this is actioned.
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Nov 27, 2018 01:33
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Tetramin posted:Guy at a remote site said the rack didn’t have any space for the ASA we sent. Asked for a picture and someone mounted a full size computer tower in there You sweet summer child. 
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Nov 27, 2018 01:38
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Jesus Christ it's my nightmares from 2003 made manifest.
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Sickening posted:You sweet summer child. what the gently caress
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