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What kind of cocoon are you in right now?
This poll is closed.
bitterness and resentment 501 25.13%
the one from Final Fantasy 13 275 13.79%
buttered mess of resent mints 159 7.97%
TRUEMP 126 6.32%
the liberal media bubble 273 13.69%
hell 660 33.10%
Total: 1994 votes
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a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Joementum posted:

please, please let this give trump the idea to do it too :pray:

https://twitter.com/leonidragozin/status/1066818613187936257

what's the ratings like?

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DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





Joementum posted:

fun fact: the US signed a treaty which guarantees the rights of refugees

https://twitter.com/albertopradilla/status/1066811503796502530

we are extremely good at honouring our international agreements didn't u know

OhFunny
Jun 26, 2013

EXTREMELY PISSED AT THE DNC
So are there any satellite photos of Russian forces massed on/near the border of Ukraine?

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

a.lo posted:

what's the ratings like?

Poroshenko is polling at about 9% of the vote and just declared his support for the declaration of martial law.

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

OhFunny posted:

So are there any satellite photos of Russian forces massed on/near the border of Ukraine?

the joint chiefs are watching a live satellite feed of a drunk russian tank commander smearing condensed milk all over his belly

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment
Disenchanted is painfully mediocre. It has juuust enough of a hint that it can become good but then it never does.

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

pissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssss sssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssss

Gravy Boat 2k

Yeah, that's exactly how you hack imo

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

Joementum posted:

Poroshenko is polling at about 9% of the vote and just declared his support for the declaration of martial law.

the cia really knows how to pick 'em huh

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
https://twitter.com/BAKKOOONN/status/1066822166983757824

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003


Please tell me his shlong is tattooed orange to represent the :thunk: hand.

Itzena
Aug 2, 2006

Nothing will improve the way things currently are.
Slime TrainerS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAm48rkUBl4

Fix
Jul 26, 2005

NEWT THE MOON


That's a svelte 400 pounds, imo.



Eh, not so much.

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
It definitely gets better toward the end of the season.

Also, Hilda is an excellent series, if you can forgive them for having Grimes do the music.

FabioClone
Oct 3, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Uuugh the president has bad brains. His brains are so bad.

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sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
oh so nothing happened today? Good.

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Louisgod posted:

hell, I ain't gay, but if Mueller can get Trump in jail well.. you know...

gross he's a cop

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene

Joementum posted:

Poroshenko is polling at about 9% of the vote and just declared his support for the declaration of martial law.
so russian irregulars will be greeted as liberators? thats a relief

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
all this nothing-mattering is one reason we're definitely not going to fix global warming because we're being trained to believe that won't possibly matter even though it'll be an extinction-level disaster

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

the elsa shirt
:discourse:
usa looks like any other third world country in this pic

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
in case you were wondering where the NATO-funded think tanks are on this

https://twitter.com/AthertonKD/status/1066808216888139776

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

Solarin posted:

gross he's a cop

Which guarantees Louisgod will consent to sex with him once they're in his custody!

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

https://twitter.com/AmichaiStein1/status/1066822763917295617?s=20

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


https://twitter.com/wilmpoprocks/status/1066807441160105984?s=19

https://twitter.com/wilmpoprocks/status/1066810688813899777?s=19

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

ttump poo poo in his pants today

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

slippery doc posted:

WAR! the year is 21XX and the world is a post apocalyptic nuclear hellscape

a lone scientist, having perfected his time travel device, travels back to confront President Hillary Clinton to beg her not to escalate hostilities against Russia. In every attempt he is unsuccessful

in a desperate move he goes back to the primary to throw the election for her opponent, Marco Rubio. Rubio takes the same path towards war

Late one night while watching THE PISS TAPE, the scientist has an idea for the one timeline which could save humanity

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
*looks at thread for first time today*

ahh things are going well

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

pathetic little tramp posted:

all this nothing-mattering is one reason we're definitely not going to fix global warming because we're being trained to believe that won't possibly matter even though it'll be an extinction-level disaster
the cessation of human activity by way of 98% of the human population dying can reverse it in three decades though

life...finds a way

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer

Joementum posted:

in case you were wondering where the NATO-funded think tanks are on this

https://twitter.com/AthertonKD/status/1066808216888139776

yeah the us has really thought long and hard about all those other wars they started so they definitely won't gently caress this up no sireee

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Joementum posted:

in case you were wondering where the NATO-funded think tanks are on this

https://twitter.com/AthertonKD/status/1066808216888139776

we're littorally hosed

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

does ukraine think maybe they should start shooting back or is this all sockpuppetry by russia

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Crusader posted:

unverified

https://twitter.com/Capt_Navy/status/1066799384787132416

edit: also i have no idea whats being said so uh, yeah

audio:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9u93iriRJOA

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


deathbysnusnu posted:

Russia full on invading Ukraine because the president is going to be outed as a puppet is really dumb overkill vlad. The Russians probably think something as trivial as that would matter, Mitch McConnell will just say Trump did the right thing because judges and abortions.

Russia already invaded like in 2013. Kiev is a modern day Berlin, right now lol

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Solarin posted:

we're littorally hosed

does littoral mean shallow waters? if so why not just say so

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Qurnah posted:

i think you guys are focusing on the wrong story

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1066793504804913152

no loving way, i missed that in the midst of rising tensions in ukraine and tear gas on the southern border all he can talk about is hillary

he should just lock her up already and be done with it

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Bert Roberge posted:

Please tell me his shlong is tattooed orange to represent the :thunk: hand.

Tainen
Jan 23, 2004

Joementum posted:

Poroshenko is polling at about 9% of the vote and just declared his support for the declaration of martial law.

lol I just looked up their polls and Tymoshenko seems to be in the lead

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Solarin posted:

we're littorally hosed

don't worry, the US has a new littoral combat ship that

1. is supposed to be invisible to radar but isn't
2. got trapped in Montreal for a winter due to ice
3. has trouble floating if there are waves

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Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Waffle House posted:

Russia already invaded like in 2013. Kiev is a modern day Berlin, right now lol

They couldn't even grab kharkiv though

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