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kazr
Jan 28, 2005

Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:

Or loudly rejecting her next advance throwing her out of your house. Honey she's been coming on to me for weeks, I was worried you wouldn't believe me so I taped it.

For how hosed the fesher is this isn't a terrible idea relatively

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Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

kazr posted:

For how hosed the fesher is this isn't a terrible idea relatively

Lol if you think the mistress hasn't been taping the two of them already, to say nothing of the thousands of text messages going back months

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

Sagebrush posted:

Lol if you think the mistress hasn't been taping the two of them already, to say nothing of the thousands of text messages going back months

Gonna laugh when his flabby white rear end shows up in her instagram feed.

Son of Man
Jan 29, 2003

by Azathoth
confessor has to murder (at least) one of them

choose wisely

turd in my singlet
Jul 5, 2008

DO ALL DA WORK

WIT YA NECK

*heavy metal music playing*
Nap Ghost
I was roommates with a woman years ago who was doing something similar to the young woman in the cheating goon story. She had hooked up with an older guy from her job and he'd come over and they'd have loud sex fairly regularly. She also would go out with him and his wife, staying at their house and doing "family" things with them. It was loving weird.

The husband and wife were British immigrants (in the USA) and the girl (an American) decided to start using a posh fake British accent literally all the time which was :wtc:

Unfortunately I don't have any insight into whether the wife knew or what the girl's or man's motivations were but this story reminds me of her a lot.

I actually saw them at a Costco a couple years after moving out so whatever was going on there I guess it was fairly stable. :shrug: It was all three of them and she was still using that ridiculous fake accent, which is how I noticed they were there. I literally did a 180 and walked out of there as soon as I realized who it was and that they were coming down the aisle I was in, lol.

Son of Man
Jan 29, 2003

by Azathoth

loquacius posted:


I'm glad you're having an easier time with social interaction! Ideally it'd be nice for you and everyone else if you could do this without having a random-encounter rules table for it

this guy slipped through the cracks. dude you think like a loving serial killer. I think you are a sociopath, not autistic. people 'abuse' and 'bully' you because you treat them like objects you can use and profit from. maybe you should consider the thoughts and feelings of others instead of trying to game the system and roll a positive reaction from them. maybe your iq is not as high as you think it is.

Son of Man
Jan 29, 2003

by Azathoth
and you refrain from violence not because it hurts people, but because it could damage your reputation. which means you would do it if you knew you could get away with it. this is why I said you talk like a murderer. people don't like you because you aren't so good at hiding your contempt for humanity. normal normal people can smell a sick gently caress like you a mile away. (probably literally).

Fintilgin
Sep 29, 2004

Fintilgin sweeps!

loquacius posted:

SKIPPING: Someone sent in a post about planning to kill prostitutes and then followed up with a retraction the next morning

Creepy. If there's anything even remotely identifiable I'd forward it on to the FBI or whatever. I doubt guerrilla mail is totally anonymous, I notice the faq doesn't say anything about not logging your ip or linking it to messages if the cops show up with a warrant, just some stuff about keeping your regular inbox clean.

Edgar Allan Pwned
Apr 4, 2011

Quoth the Raven "I love the power glove. It's so bad..."

Killing Loaf posted:

I was roommates with a woman years ago who was doing something similar to the young woman in the cheating goon story. She had hooked up with an older guy from her job and he'd come over and they'd have loud sex fairly regularly. She also would go out with him and his wife, staying at their house and doing "family" things with them. It was loving weird.

The husband and wife were British immigrants (in the USA) and the girl (an American) decided to start using a posh fake British accent literally all the time which was :wtc:

Unfortunately I don't have any insight into whether the wife knew or what the girl's or man's motivations were but this story reminds me of her a lot.

I actually saw them at a Costco a couple years after moving out so whatever was going on there I guess it was fairly stable. :shrug: It was all three of them and she was still using that ridiculous fake accent, which is how I noticed they were there. I literally did a 180 and walked out of there as soon as I realized who it was and that they were coming down the aisle I was in, lol.

i mean at this point, this wife and the wife of the goon has to know by now.

Son of Man
Jan 29, 2003

by Azathoth

Fintilgin posted:

Creepy. If there's anything even remotely identifiable I'd forward it on to the FBI or whatever. I doubt guerrilla mail is totally anonymous, I notice the faq doesn't say anything about not logging your ip or linking it to messages if the cops show up with a warrant, just some stuff about keeping your regular inbox clean.

come on you loving narc

Fintilgin
Sep 29, 2004

Fintilgin sweeps!

Son of Man posted:

come on you loving narc

Eh, if it's someone fantasizing about murdering sex workers (a thing that happens semi-regularly) to the point they're anxiously trying to withdraw an anonymous confession.... I'd lean towards caution. Can't hurt, might help. V:shobon:V

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Fintilgin posted:

Eh, if it's someone fantasizing about murdering sex workers (a thing that happens semi-regularly) to the point they're anxiously trying to withdraw an anonymous confession.... I'd lean towards caution. Can't hurt, might help. V:shobon:V

The post read like a troll, and the retraction said it was a troll, so I'm leaning toward not trolling the thread :shrug:

quote:

I go through cycles when all I can successfully masturbste to are music videos by a Japanese Visual Kei band that I was (and still am) really, really into as a teenager. The weirder and more gore filled the better. I've got no weird kinks otherwise but I started doing this as a teen and it probably did warp something sexually for me.

As I understand it this is roughly equivalent to someone saying they masturbate to, like, KISS videos sometimes because Visual Kei seems to be kind of like glam-rock slash hair-metal

quote:

I have led a very unsatisfying life sexually. Every time in the past, whether it's with a girlfriend or a hooker, when I try to do it my brain wants me to to maximize pleasure, it always ends badly with them throwing me off and threatening to call the police. I can only really get off on rougher sex, and in particular nothing turns me on more than that look of panic/fear when it crosses the line of what she's comfortable with, like if I'm choking too hard/long or what have you. It's the only time I know she is feeling a genuine emotion. Everything else my mind believes is faked, but it's hard to fake true fear, and that's the only way I seem to truly feel connected with people.

I stop when they tell me to, so as a result I am very unsatisfied sexually. I can still have sex and orgasm the normal way, but it feels more like masturbation, me laying down and letting her have her way with me. I don't enjoy it. The main problem is that if I found someone into it, it still wouldn't do it for me because fake fear is just as bad as fake pleasure. I need that aspect of them being scared how far I'm going to go to really, truly get off.

It's kind of a lame confession but I can't tell anyone this in real life because it sounds kind of rapey, but I would never force myself on someone, even if it would let me fulfill my desires.

I'm not really worried this confessor will actually murder someone by choking them while getting a boner, but I would caution against the practice of doing more and more extreme stuff to get ~*the perfect orgasm*~, that's what gets you killed like David Carradine. Normal orgasms are fine, chill.

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost
I'm so glad my brain did a solid "Nope!" when it first encountered rough sex porn. It made me super uncomfortable and I knew that if you head down that road early in life then you are going to have to go deeper and deeper to chase the dragon.

Get therapy, find out why you feel the need to see fear in your sexual partners to achieve an orgasm. That's not normal, bro.

The Rabbi T. White
Jul 17, 2008





Nocheez posted:

I'm so glad my brain did a solid "Nope!" when it first encountered rough sex porn. It made me super uncomfortable and I knew that if you head down that road early in life then you are going to have to go deeper and deeper to chase the dragon.

Get therapy, find out why you feel the need to see fear in your sexual partners to achieve an orgasm. That's not normal, bro.

This is the most logical poo poo I've read on these forsaken forums. It should be painted on walls everywhere.

802.11weed
May 9, 2007

no
the coworker is fuckin' the wife too

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

802.11weed posted:

the coworker is fuckin' the wife too

Directed by m night shalamalan

Araenna
Dec 27, 2012




Lipstick Apathy
It sounds rapey because choking women until they're terrified and have to throw you off of them physically is rape.

Jeremiah Flintwick
Jan 14, 2010

King of Kings Ozysandwich am I. If any want to know how great I am and where I lie, let him outdo me in my work.



loquacius posted:


I go through cycles when all I can successfully masturbste to are music videos by a Japanese Visual Kei band that I was (and still am) really, really into as a teenager. The weirder and more gore filled the better. I've got no weird kinks otherwise but I started doing this as a teen and it probably did warp something sexually for me.

Name the band you coward!

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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loquacius posted:

Cutting a new post entirely for the next Adultery Goon chapter. Just to add context, this was sent in the Monday before Thanksgiving.


Yeah she's definitely getting off on corrupting a married man, it's a fetish thing and that's all there is to it IMO

Alternate option is that she's estranged from her own family and is using Feminine Wiles as a way to basically insinuate herself into another one while also satisfying her daddy and adultery fetishes, but that one's a bit more far-fetched

This is what you signed up for dude. Just loving enjoy it.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Son of Man posted:

this guy slipped through the cracks.
Nah, we all just collectively rolled our eyes so hard the page scrolled down of its own volition.

OutOfPrint
Apr 9, 2009

Fun Shoe
I think that 'rough sex' bit is how BTK got started.

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost

OutOfPrint posted:

I think that 'rough sex' bit is how BTK got started.

I know he tortured animals and was definitely into bondage, but it wouldn't surprise me that he was also into rough sex. The dude was known for being a menacing figure, even though he was trusted with leadership positions in his church (not a shocker at all).

OutOfPrint
Apr 9, 2009

Fun Shoe
Oh hey check out the first bit of the new Some News: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYw0HSnXbg4

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

Araenna posted:

It sounds rapey because choking women until they're terrified and have to throw you off of them physically is rape.

yeah, like with things that "sound a little (racist/sexist/rapey/etc)", they sound that way because they are that way. If/when he gets taken to court I doubt the judge will have much sympathy for his "but technically i only raped/assaulted her a little bit, it wasn't full rape" defense.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

yeah I eat rear end posted:

yeah, like with things that "sound a little (racist/sexist/rapey/etc)", they sound that way because they are that way. If/when he gets taken to court I doubt the judge will have much sympathy for his "but technically i only raped/assaulted her a little bit, it wasn't full rape" defense.

On the other hand: maybe the judge will have plenty of sympathy (I am mad and depressed after watching OutOfPrint's video)

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

loquacius posted:

On the other hand: maybe the judge will have plenty of sympathy (I am mad and depressed after watching OutOfPrint's video)

you're right, sorry, sometimes I forget reality is what it is

hevnz 2 murgatroyd
Apr 13, 2018

by Smythe
I think that the mistress is actually a fairy co-worker. This will all lead to an emotionally intense threesome where goon and his wife connect on levels they never have before. Co-worker will smile knowing that she has earned her wings and slowly fade away, shrouded in warm, radiant light.

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

hevnz 2 murgatroyd posted:

I think that the mistress is actually a fairy co-worker. This will all lead to an emotionally intense threesome where goon and his wife connect on levels they never have before. Co-worker will smile knowing that she has earned her wings and slowly fade away, shrouded in warm, radiant light.

It's a Wonderful Threesome.

kalel
Jun 19, 2012

Miracle on 69th Street

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Bi Hard

therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat
More like There Will Be Blood.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
Touched by an Angel

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
Threeway to Heaven

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
Mary Poppers

kalel
Jun 19, 2012

Angels in the.... bedroom... field.

:effort:

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Flowers for 'And now my Wife's gone'

therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat
How To Lose A Wife In 10 Days

A Strange Aeon
Mar 26, 2010

You are now a slimy little toad
The Great Twist
Do we think the mention of his teenage son lusting over hot coworker is foreshadowing?

Archives
Nov 23, 2008

A Strange Aeon posted:

Do we think the mention of his teenage son lusting over hot coworker is foreshadowing?

shes just gonna start banging the whole fam

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loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

quote:

I was molested by a teacher in middle school. It's left me with a complex relationship to homosexuality. I'm all for gay rights, voted for Obama, etc but I do have complex negative feelings about gay men on a fundamental level.

I am a small time dealer and I have a special stash of product I cut with fentanyl that I sell to gay men and, more recently, to men I suspect are gay.

I've been confronted twice about it, but "do they ever buy from someone else (the answer is always yes)" worked ok. I don't always sell the special stash either, so it also just looks like maybe bad luck and we all know the risks.

I feel like I should feel guilty but I just feel amazing after I do it. I'm also using a lot less and have even sent out some resumes.

Also: hot coworker has a broken brain and is trying to recreate the family she never had with her father-lover.

I definitely feel bad for you regarding your traumatic past, but I feel like getting therapy would probably help you resolve these issues in a more healthy manner than... poisoning people? (I dunno, I'm not "in" enough on the drug scene to know what effect cutting something that isn't fentanyl with fentanyl would have on them.) These dudes you're selling to are not your abuser. Ideally you'd not only stop doing that but stop selling drugs entirely, but I'm sure you know that. Just, y'know, :therapy:

And yeah I had that same thought w/r/t hot coworker, she's definitely getting off on cucking anon's wife but seems to also be using them as a surrogate family (hence the "treat her good" stuff etc)

The anon with autism who had the random-encounter rules for dealing with people wrote a reply to Son Of Man, but it is very long, so I put it in a pastebin:

https://pastebin.com/9jy16D9t

My response now as it was then is that it definitely came off as a little bit lacking in empathy, but I didn't want to judge because I have never had autism :shrug:

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