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Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Only two things come from Texas. Idiots and steers.

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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Waltzing Along posted:

Only two things come from Texas. Idiots and steers.

and occasionally dudes like this:

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

https://twitter.com/bad_takes/status/1067622116349091840

Twelve Batmans
Dec 24, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
My bad. Article title said "cow". I should have read more.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012


lmao holy poo poo

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
https://twitter.com/Michaeljrcomedy/status/1067578248542904320?s=19

Free Cheese
Sep 16, 2005
Come on, it's free
Buglord
Must be in seat k10 ehehehe

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost

is this one of this "emotional support" animals since she's apparently allowed to make other passengers miserable by bringing her big loving dog onto the plane with her?

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

LordArgh posted:

is this one of this "emotional support" animals since she's apparently allowed to make other passengers miserable by bringing her big loving dog onto the plane with her?

Yes, and now the whole plane has an emotional support dog.

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator

I'm so sad his first class seat isn't just the way he likes it :jerkbag:

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost
put the dog in the cargo hold where it belongs. also put screaming children there as well

Mr. Apollo
Nov 8, 2000

Mark Halperin got mad that he had to sit next to a dog on a NYC -> DC flight. The dog had its own seat and a bow tie.

https://twitter.com/MarkHalperin/status/855656431005061120

Seaniqua
Mar 12, 2004

"We'll see how the first year goes. But people better get us now, because we're going to keep getting better and better."
if you are unhappy about being near a fine dog then you are lost

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Mr. Apollo posted:

Mark Halperin got mad that he had to sit next to a dog on a NYC -> DC flight. The dog had its own seat and a bow tie.

https://twitter.com/MarkHalperin/status/855656431005061120

Harrassing bitches is his thing

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost

Mr. Apollo posted:

Mark Halperin got mad that he had to sit next to a dog on a NYC -> DC flight. The dog had its own seat and a bow tie.

https://twitter.com/MarkHalperin/status/855656431005061120

i would not mind sitting next to this dog

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

spinderella posted:

Harrassing bitches is his thing

:lol:

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

spinderella posted:

Harrassing bitches is his thing

:hmmyes:

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/811648444607660033/pu/vid/640x360/0zMizjdH7bI2S1S1.mp4

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost

cat does not accept goat's blessing. cursed

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo

Black Phillip was so cute as a kid :allears:

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

spinderella posted:

Harrassing bitches is his thing

Lol

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Honestly who gives a poo poo about people who don't like dogs. They're barely people anyway and deserve suffering

Super Waffle
Sep 25, 2007

I'm a hermaphrodite and my parents (40K nerds) named me Slaanesh, THANKS MOM
The truly cursed are those that love dogs and yet are allergic to them. They deserve your pity, not your ire.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Cyberpope v2
Oct 26, 2002

by Lowtax
Imagine being an adult and so fragile you need your living teddy bear everywhere you go or you get seperation anxiety.

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

Cyberpope v2 posted:

Imagine being an adult and so fragile you need your living teddy bear everywhere you go or you get seperation anxiety.

Cyberpope v2
Oct 26, 2002

by Lowtax
Weird point considering someone bought that title for me

Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

What if the dog gets scared that it's on the plane or doesn't understand what the feeling in it's ears are when the air pressure changes and then squirts diarrhea dog poo poo all over and then the cabin smells wonderful??

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

dr.acula posted:

What if the dog gets scared that it's on the plane or doesn't understand what the feeling in it's ears are when the air pressure changes and then squirts diarrhea dog poo poo all over and then the cabin smells wonderful??

He posted with one hand

smug jeebus
Oct 26, 2008
The people who hate dogs the most are the ones who own one and leave them alone in a house/apartment for 8-10 hours a day

naem
May 29, 2011

StuG Jeebus posted:

The people who hate dogs the most are the ones who own one and leave them alone in a house/apartment for 8-10 hours a day

I’d love a dog but don’t have one for this reason

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Zzulu posted:

Honestly who gives a poo poo about people who don't like dogs. They're barely people anyway and deserve suffering

My sister was bitten by a dog when she was like 7. Almost lost an eye. Has some gnarly scars to this day.

She likes small dogs and cats, but even nice big ones freak her out. Plus she's not great with flying to begin with.


Here's a pic

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

I hate people and I always get stuck next to them in planes. Suck it up dog haters.

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


Putting a dog or any pet in the cargo seems like a horrible idea

Hell the airlines beat up passengers on flights just imagine what they'd do to a pet when no ones watching

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
Put the small children in the cargo hold, throw everyone who bought first class tickets out the hatch and let the dogs roam free.

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

naem posted:

I’d love a dog but don’t have one for this reason



drat, thats a nice castle. no ones' going to invade that

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

naem posted:

I’d love a dog but don’t have one for this reason



There is heaps of room to play fetch there. Just because you're on a headland doesn't mean you shouldn't have a dog friend.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

naem posted:

I’d love a dog but don’t have one for this reason



drat you could kill, like a million conscripted peasant invaders from that thing before your death from a light cough at the ripe old age of 32

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
Eh, just set up shop and starve 'em out.

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Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

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