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Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


Why! Why!! Why must you refuse to accept that Dr. Hieronymous Alloy's Genetically Enhanced Cream Corn Is Superior to the Leading Brand on the Market!?!




Morbid Hound

The Glumslinger posted:

The first one is hilarious, yeah, get 290 people to cosponsor a bill, lol

eh, theoretically, you could have 200 republicans + 90 blue dog democrats sponsoring something that the speaker didn't want, but yeah that seems unlikely.

I just hate the "problem solvers caucus" on principle though, the way to solve problems is to be more socialist

https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1066425004940767232

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Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

The Glumslinger posted:

The only thing in there that looks bad is changhe to amendment process, but the language is so vague its hard to say anything. The discharge petition change doesn't make them any easier to pull off, just removes the byzantine scheduling. The first one is hilarious, yeah, get 290 people to cosponsor a bill, lol

Until it gets used to ram through the TCBBA (Tax Cuts and Blowjobs for Bankers Act)

Or probably more relevant to the conversation, the gently caress You We Are Selling Arms to Saudi Arabia and Starving the gently caress Out Of Yemen Act

Lightning Knight
Feb 24, 2012

Pray for Answer

Willa Rogers posted:

What's the rationale behind having an outgoing House elect leadership for the incoming House? Is it tradition, or something else?

Is the new Congress unable to have another leadership contest if they were so inclined?

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Willa Rogers posted:

What's the rationale behind having an outgoing House elect leadership for the incoming House? Is it tradition, or something else?


it's not the outgoing house, its the presumed members elect for next Congress

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Rigel posted:

nah, its fine. He is not earnestly saying "I'm fine with building the wall, its just too expensive, we can't afford it, but if Mexico will pay for it, then that would be swell."

Everyone understands that Mexico will never, ever pay for us to build a wall on our southern border, nor does he want the wall to be built even if they would pay for it. This is pure trolling, calling Trump out on absurd bullshit which everyone but the MAGA morons knew was bullshit during the election, except now we're rubbing those stupid voters collective noses in it.

Yeah no poo poo. How could anyone read that tweet and legitimately believe that he seriously wants to pursue forcing Mexico to pay for a wall?

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

future posting but he already voted yes(maybe? I have name blindness with peeps that arent from my state) but this wouldnt happen if my cybrpunk idea of GPL and a/v implants were a thing.

Medium Chungus
Feb 19, 2012
"The first step in avoiding a trap is knowing of its existence" - Thufir Hawat

"I think I'll open-palm slap my dick directly into this industrial-sized rattrap" - Paul Manafort

"I hire the best people" - A piss colored golem

theblackw0lf
Apr 15, 2003

"...creating a vision of the sort of society you want to have in miniature"

Willa Rogers posted:

What's the rationale behind having an outgoing House elect leadership for the incoming House? Is it tradition, or something else?


1. Progressive Punch is utter poo poo in how it scores pols; check out its methodology page on its website.

2. Don't ever change; dnd can go thru various incarnations over the years but your political equivocations are like the sun rising in the east. :)

I was more influenced by Symone Sanders to be honest. Just mentioning the progressive punch stuff for info. As I said though they also rate Pelosi an A and I wouldn't give her that.

Main Paineframe
Oct 27, 2010

Lightning Knight posted:

I mean I am making an argument to principle here I suppose. I don't think that kind of snide attack is very effective to people who aren't already politically engaged, and it's morally dubious. I would prefer they did a different message. But I suppose I have no empirical evidence for my position so I will let it go.

^ what about Israel?

IMO, the proper response to Israel is withdrawing US financial and political support for Israel, removing the laws and policies preventing people from voluntarily boycotting Israel, ramping up financial and political aid to the Palestinians, and threatening to publicly reveal Israel's nuclear program. There's a lot of actions that can be taken without having to engage in outright collective punishment.

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


The one that I'm most suspicious of is making a motion to vacate the chair privileged if coming from a major party. Seems like that could be abused by the GOP as a time-waster.

Willa Rogers
Mar 11, 2005

exploded mummy posted:

it's not the outgoing house, its the presumed members elect for next Congress

So AOC and the other newbies participated in the vote?

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

Ague Proof posted:

It's an unconventional approach to fighting back against a mass shooter, but it's something Oakland University is willing to try. Faculty at school will soon be armed with hockey pucks.

This feels like a bad late night comedian trying to make a joke about Canada then swapping in Oakland.

Skex
Feb 22, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 8 hours!

Willa Rogers posted:

So AOC and the other newbies participated in the vote?

Yes

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Who was Caucus Chair the last time Dems held the House 8 years ago?

InnercityGriot
Dec 31, 2008

Hieronymous Alloy posted:

eh, theoretically, you could have 200 republicans + 90 blue dog democrats sponsoring something that the speaker didn't want, but yeah that seems unlikely.

I just hate the "problem solvers caucus" on principle though, the way to solve problems is to be more socialist

The problem solvers caucus is solving the problem of human existence by getting us all killed.

Anyway, the Lee/Jeffries thing bothers me because even if the caucus chair position is primarily symbolic, even if, the continued desire of Dems to mediate a more progressive possibility with a corporate friendly face (Hilary/Bernie, Perez/Ellison, and now this) speaks poorly to their ability to react to the extreme necessity of quick, rapid movement to the left if we are to affect any real change for the future. We just don't have a lot of time to gently caress around.

Guze
Oct 10, 2007

Regular Human Bartender

Because it's a blood soaked bone saw my dude

https://twitter.com/jaketapper/status/1067860611420295170?s=19

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

Shifty Pony posted:

The one that I'm most suspicious of is making a motion to vacate the chair privileged if coming from a major party. Seems like that could be abused by the GOP as a time-waster.

It gives the Blue Dogs an easy mechanism to try to boot out Pelosi or wring even more concessions out of her in round 2

eke out
Feb 24, 2013



Hieronymous Alloy posted:

eh, theoretically, you could have 200 republicans + 90 blue dog democrats sponsoring something that the speaker didn't want, but yeah that seems unlikely.

I just hate the "problem solvers caucus" on principle though, the way to solve problems is to be more socialist

https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1066425004940767232

yeah nothing here looks at all significant. the highlights seem to be:

#1, which is basically meaningless because 290 means every republican + 90 democrats, which is vastly more than just the conservative dems alone. bills that are that popular don't actually have a lot of problems making it to the floor

and

#5, which is explicitly a reform that people wanted because the Freedom Caucus was constantly threatening Paul Ryan with a procedural trick that would let them force a vote on whether he stays speaker, even though they only had a couple dozen votes for it.

also lol 6-9 are 'commitments' that are meaningless because they are not actually set in stone

Lightning Knight
Feb 24, 2012

Pray for Answer

Main Paineframe posted:

IMO, the proper response to Israel is withdrawing US financial and political support for Israel, removing the laws and policies preventing people from voluntarily boycotting Israel, ramping up financial and political aid to the Palestinians, and threatening to publicly reveal Israel's nuclear program. There's a lot of actions that can be taken without having to engage in outright collective punishment.

So do you think BDS is wrong to call for sanctions? I am honestly intrigued and I have not considered this idea before.

Rent-A-Cop
Oct 15, 2004

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

Ate My Balls Redux posted:

Jesus Christ, the simulation really is breaking down
That is the dumbest loving thing I have ever heard, but I understand exactly how it happened. Academia lol.

Munkeymon
Aug 14, 2003

Motherfucker's got an
armor-piercing crowbar! Rigoddamndicu𝜆ous.



Lightning Knight posted:

You don't have to explain neocolonialsm to say "Trump's wall is stupid and bad, and we don't need to build it when we could spend that money on making people's lives better here."

Now you've got more problems! You're tacitly promising to spend that money on some other program like the Brexit campaign with NHS. You're also making some people think "Uh, actually I think the wall would make my life better?!"

Just point out that the man in charge is a clown - much easier.

e: actually that other thing probably wasn't worth responding to

Munkeymon fucked around with this message at 20:35 on Nov 28, 2018

theblackw0lf
Apr 15, 2003

"...creating a vision of the sort of society you want to have in miniature"

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Who was Caucus Chair the last time Dems held the House 8 years ago?

John Larson from Conneticut (2009-2013), and then Rahm Emmanueul before that (ugh) (2007-2009)

Wicked Them Beats
Apr 1, 2007

Moralists don't really *have* beliefs. Sometimes they stumble on one, like on a child's toy left on the carpet. The toy must be put away immediately. And the child reprimanded.

Feldegast42 posted:

Until it gets used to ram through the TCBBA (Tax Cuts and Blowjobs for Bankers Act)

Or probably more relevant to the conversation, the gently caress You We Are Selling Arms to Saudi Arabia and Starving the gently caress Out Of Yemen Act

These are terrible acronyms, they don't even spell anything.

I would go with something like the GETAHEAD (Giving Earners Tax Affordability and Hot Easy Action for their Dicks) Act.

And that Problem Solvers (what an awful name) compromise is a whole lot of nothing, but we'll have to see if it actually results in anything. The language looks to have been written vague and nonbinding so everyone can say they won.

eke out
Feb 24, 2013



Feldegast42 posted:

It gives the Blue Dogs an easy mechanism to try to boot out Pelosi or wring even more concessions out of her in round 2

it's literally the reverse of what you're saying.

currently ANY single member can immediately force a vote to 'vacate the chair' - this removes that option and instead requires it to be from a majority of either party (the democrats call theirs a caucus, the republicans a conference)

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

eke out posted:

yeah nothing here looks at all significant. the highlights seem to be:

#1, which is basically meaningless because 290 means every republican + 90 democrats, which is vastly more than just the conservative dems alone. bills that are that popular don't actually have a lot of problems making it to the floor

I think that this clause is actually really significant because it will allow congress to continue passing the really vile bipartisan crap. Even if someone further left than Pelosi gets the chair they won't be able to stop the centrists from defecting and passing funding for ICE or continuing the war in Yemen or deregulating the banks even more

eke out posted:

it's literally the reverse of what you're saying.

currently ANY single member can immediately force a vote to 'vacate the chair' - this removes that option and instead requires it to be from a majority of either party (the democrats call theirs a caucus, the republicans a conference)

Got it, I spoke too soon on that. Still worried about #1 though

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Willa Rogers posted:

So AOC and the other newbies participated in the vote?

yes, there were about 236 votes, 40 more than the outgoing Congress

AFancyQuestionMark
Feb 19, 2017

Long time no see.

Main Paineframe posted:

IMO, the proper response to Israel is withdrawing US financial and political support for Israel, removing the laws and policies preventing people from voluntarily boycotting Israel, ramping up financial and political aid to the Palestinians, and threatening to publicly reveal Israel's nuclear program. There's a lot of actions that can be taken without having to engage in outright collective punishment.

I agree with this post, but LMAO if you think the nuclear program is some sort of secret or that Israel would suffer if the US "revealed" it.

DaveWoo
Aug 14, 2004

Fun Shoe

https://twitter.com/mmurraypolitics/status/1067863388200599555

Wow this is embarrassing for Mattis

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


love these dudes torching their reputations and legacies for the dumbest man in the world.

Lightning Knight
Feb 24, 2012

Pray for Answer

Munkeymon posted:

Now you've got more problems! You're tacitly promising to spend that money on some other program like the Brexit campaign with NHS. You're also making some people think "Uh, actually I think the wall would make my life better?!"

Just point out that the man in charge is a clown - much easier.

I mean ok, fair, but then they could just say the wall is bad, immoral, horrible for the environment, and won't solve any problems. It is a monument to Trump's racism. I want to see Democrats campaign on that, because the wall is unpopular and it would be a compelling message. I want to be able to tell Latino people who are worse off than I am that yeah, the Democrats are gonna stand up for you and defend you. The way that attack plays out, I don't feel like it is compelling in the same way. It's an argument of ethics and rhetoric, so I concede that this is entirely a matter of opinion and I can't prove what I believe here.

TheScott2K
Oct 26, 2003

I'm just saying, there's a nonzero chance Trump has a really toad penis.

Groovelord Neato posted:

love these dudes torching their reputations and legacies for the dumbest man in the world.

You know that whole tape is gonna get all the way out too

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
I would have preferred Lee but I’m not sure how
important the Caucus Chair really is for a Dem House within a Republican controlled government that will block literally anything from being passed. The next two years is all about holding down the fort, making Trump as much of a lame duck as possible, and integrating all of the new young and progressive blood into the government so that when 2020 rolls around and the Dems presumably take back control of the Presidency and hopefully Senate there will be a changing of the guard. I highly doubt Pelosi stays on as Speaker after the next 2 years for instance.

Lightning Knight
Feb 24, 2012

Pray for Answer

AFancyQuestionMark posted:

I agree with this post, but LMAO if you think the nuclear program is some sort of secret or that Israel would suffer if the US "revealed" it.

I mean if we did this, wouldn't that potentially result in international sanction since they're in violation of nuclear proliferation treaties?

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

mcmagic posted:

All the Republicans plus the blue dogs is close to 290. Anything that empowers republicans is bad.

You think that there are 90 Blue Dogs in the House?

Munkeymon
Aug 14, 2003

Motherfucker's got an
armor-piercing crowbar! Rigoddamndicu𝜆ous.



Lightning Knight posted:

I mean ok, fair, but then they could just say the wall is bad, immoral, horrible for the environment, and won't solve any problems. It is a monument to Trump's racism. I want to see Democrats campaign on that, because the wall is unpopular and it would be a compelling message. I want to be able to tell Latino people who are worse off than I am that yeah, the Democrats are gonna stand up for you and defend you. The way that attack plays out, I don't feel like it is compelling in the same way. It's an argument of ethics and rhetoric, so I concede that this is entirely a matter of opinion and I can't prove what I believe here.

Calling it that instead of "the wall" all the time sounds like a fun tactic, actually.

Throwing Turtles
May 3, 2015

Rent-A-Cop posted:

I'm sorry, but are you arguing that sanctions helped get Donald Trump elected and that's proof that they work?

Yes. People who are hurt by sanctions are going to retaliate. You don't spend money trying to get "nothing" back. So the fact that they put time and effort in trying to get these sanctions lifted proves that they were having the desired effect of hurting some people with power, because they used that power to respond.

The failure wasn't in the sanctions but in American security. We were particularly vulnerable to a counter attack. And that's the problem, any time you try an punish an equal or a near equal they are going to hit back, because frequently they don't agree with your interpretation of justice.

Anything we do in response to actions like the Khashoggi murder is going to have repercussions because the people we are acting against have real power and will respond to us. If they don't then our sanctions are entirely for show.

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


AFancyQuestionMark posted:

I agree with this post, but LMAO if you think the nuclear program is some sort of secret or that Israel would suffer if the US "revealed" it.

I believe acknowledging the elephant in the room triggers a whole fuckton of mandatory sanctions because Israel isn't a non-proliferation-treaty member.

pookel
Oct 27, 2011

Ultra Carp

PhazonLink posted:

future posting but he already voted yes(maybe? I have name blindness with peeps that arent from my state) but this wouldnt happen if my cybrpunk idea of GPL and a/v implants were a thing.
FYI, Tim Scott is the black Republican senator, so while he's usually as terrible as the rest of the party, every once in a while he's like "whoa, hold up, that is super loving racist and I'm not going along with it."

I mean, he doesn't say that, but I assume he's thinking it.

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

he doesn't know how to loving lie and now he is being scooted out by pissbrain to lie about poo poo.

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BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Ague Proof posted:

It's an unconventional approach to fighting back against a mass shooter, but it's something Oakland University is willing to try. Faculty at school will soon be armed with hockey pucks.

"The first thing that came to my mind was a hockey puck. I was a hockey coach for my kids growing up. I remember getting hit in the head with a hockey puck once and it hurt," said Oakland University Police Chief Mark Gordon.

The professor went to the chief and they began training the faculty, part of that training involved a hockey puck.

"The hockey puck fits really well into your briefcase or backpack. It doesn't roll around," Discenna said.

The chief says the hockey puck is really a last resort. The first option is run, then hide and if all else fails, chuckin pucks is better than nothing.

"800 of them have been distributed to our faculty members and there's an additional 1,700 that I'm working with student congress to distribute to our students ," Discenna said.

"It's part of the bigger picture which is the plan and the strategy and the confidence that you get when you have an individual plan for the classroom," Gordon said.

https://twitter.com/fox32news/status/1067790214855221249

Puck chuckin 101

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