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Capt.Whorebags posted:Ice-T voice "kids are callin' it Java Rodeo" 
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Paladinus posted:The story didn't happen. It probably did. Turns out a lot of Italian-americans on the US east coast aren't actually descended from Italians
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Samuringa posted:Read it backwards and it was a wholesome meme Then it's not Russian
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Nov 28, 2018 22:03
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I feel personally attacked.
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Nov 28, 2018 22:23
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What the gently caress is box beer?
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Nov 28, 2018 22:24
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Milo and POTUS posted:What the gently caress is box beer? https://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/news/a55998/vagina-beer-is-real-like-beer-made-from-vagina-bacteria/
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Brewmaster posted:I feel personally attacked. Move all the dots to the top right and it fits me pretty well.
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If you're drinking vodka from a plastic jug, I've always assumed your life isn't going so great atm
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Nov 28, 2018 22:34
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If you drink vodka at all, chances are you are either finnish, russian or human garbage
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Nov 28, 2018 22:37
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Vodka is good, you baby palate nerds.
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Nov 28, 2018 22:41
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Paladinus posted:The story didn't happen. It's more real than reality
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Nov 28, 2018 22:50
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My favorite drink isn't even on that chart. I must have transcended to such levels of misanthropy and self-loathing that they can't be measured by any instruments that currently exist.
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ToxicSlurpee posted:My favorite drink isn't even on that chart. I must have transcended to such levels of misanthropy and self-loathing that they can't be measured by any instruments that currently exist. Excellent username/post combo
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Nov 28, 2018 22:56
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Where does "a bottle of water you found in your bag that you don't even remember bringing with you but is now your only option in this heat" fall
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Nov 28, 2018 22:57
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Vodka is good, you baby palate nerds. Literally the spirit made to taste like nothing so people who hate alcohol can mix it with sugar but yeah everyone else is "baby palates"
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Nov 28, 2018 22:58
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What kind of baby palate nerd mixes vodka?
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Nov 28, 2018 22:59
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The actual question is why bourbon isn't on there
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Nov 28, 2018 23:02
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https://twitter.com/JeffJoseph96/status/1067568193823272961
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Randaconda posted:The actual question is why bourbon isn't on there Because whiskey is already there
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Randaconda posted:The actual question is why bourbon isn't on there It is. Known by it's other name Rubbing alcohol Now, why isn't the real superior spirit Rye on that? Oh yeah, cause Canadians don't hate themselves or others. 
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Bourbon is on -x,-y axis, love for self and others
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Checks out way better than it should.Zzulu posted:If you drink vodka at all, chances are you are either finnish, russian or human garbage
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Everything in the whiskey family except flavored poo poo (Fireball) and Laphroaig are -x,-y self-care. Laphroaig is off the charts on self loathing.
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Nov 28, 2018 23:13
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Everything in the whiskey family except flavored poo poo (Fireball) and Laphroaig are -x,-y self-care. I have a bottle of Laphroaig that hasn't been touched since the first tasting.
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Alcohol dickwaving is the worst meme
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Johnny Aztec posted:...Does a Sailor count, for this exercise, as a pirate? All pirates are sailors but not all sailors are pirates
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Vodka is good, you baby palate nerds.  This is the truth. At this point, I'm drinking almost exclusively (good) vodka, with the exception of the occasional craft beer. Megillah Gorilla posted:We get these ugly fuckers everywhere: I think this is a wasp in the ichneumonidae family, and can't thing you. The ovipositor is just for laying eggs. A lot of wasps are actually very chill and won't be aggressive toward humans. Solitary wasps should be fine. Pretty much the only types of wasps (or other hymenopterans) that could be a threat to a person are the ones in the Aculeata sub-clade, which have the ovipositor modified into a stinger. This includes Vespid wasps—the Hornets, Yellowjackets, and Paper wasps which with most people are familiar—as well as bees and ants. Importantly, this is basically all of the social hymenopterans that live in hives or nests as a colony together and they will be aggressive to defend their colony. Solitary wasps thus won't get aggressive.    
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:What kind of baby palate nerd mixes vodka? A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Everything in the whiskey family except flavored poo poo (Fireball) and Laphroaig are -x,-y self-care. You are the baby palate.
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[quote="Randaconda" post=""490226455”"] [/quote] I literally did this this aThanksgiving by having a genetic test and finding out I’m Irish and unidentified Scandinavian and not Scottish and German, which means she at least partially those things as well.The Scando thing didnt piss my mom off as much as being Irish. “My father was FROM Scotland” and “anything but the loving Irish!” Were two highlights. When I jokingly offered that maybe I got switched at the hospital, she said “ WELL maybe you were!” drat bitch, if you want to play it that way then pass the gravy boat first.
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Well I mean it goes to show that attempting to use a genetic test to confirm some sort of cultural background is dumb as hell, ethnicity and genetics are two different things, and one of them is a cultural invention. It's like gender and sex.
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mysterious frankie posted:I literally did this this aThanksgiving by having a genetic test and finding out I’m Irish and unidentified Scandinavian and not Scottish and German, which means she at least partially those things as well.The Scando thing didnt piss my mom off as much as being Irish. “My father was FROM Scotland” and “anything but the loving Irish!” Were two highlights. When I jokingly offered that maybe I got switched at the hospital, she said “ WELL maybe you were!” My girlfriend got me one for an early xmas present so it'll be interesting because my dad did it as well so now we'll get mum's side as well. Dad has traced our history right back to the second fleet to Australia which is p rad
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PittTheElder posted:Well I mean it goes to show that attempting to use a genetic test to confirm some sort of cultural background is dumb as hell, ethnicity and genetics are two different things, and one of them is a cultural invention. It's like gender and sex. I’ll admit half the reason I got the kit was simple curiosity, half was to throw scientific proof that there is no Native American in the family in my moms face. What I got was so much better.
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PittTheElder posted:Well I mean it goes to show that attempting to use a genetic test to confirm some sort of cultural background is dumb as hell, ethnicity and genetics are two different things, and one of them is a cultural invention. It's like gender and sex. Except ethnicity is not really that helpful as an invention, while until people invented sex, making babies used to be a right nightmare.
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