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BREAKING NEWS: The President's anus has prolapsed
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Nov 29, 2018 03:29
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ascii genitals posted:hAHAHAHAHA melanie looks SO happy. Meloninia reminds me of this assistant I had helping me out during recent hand surgery. It was like she absolutely could not deal with aging so she had her facial skin pulled so tight it looked like it was about to burst and shred to pieces at any moment. But, y'know, Trump probably thinks it's pretty cool e: bird with big dick posted:You seem awfully defensive for someone that claims to have not written fart jokes. I farted on this post.
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Nov 29, 2018 03:30
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also how am i supposed to feel about stormy daniels now.
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Nov 29, 2018 03:31
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Trump ded, pence president. mandatory electro-conversion therapy for the poor.
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Nov 29, 2018 03:33
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ROFL Octopus posted:also how am i supposed to feel about stormy daniels now. Horny would probably be a terrible answer in any other situation, but it's probably the one she'd give.
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Nov 29, 2018 03:34
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https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1067932413983109120 lock him up!
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Nov 29, 2018 03:35
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StupidSexyVaultGuy posted:BREAKING NEWS: The President's anus has prolapsed 
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Nov 29, 2018 03:36
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So I watched the Corsi thing and uhhhhhh... why didn't he ever get asked to expound on the 'figured it out' bit? How? How did you figure it out, Corsi.
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Nov 29, 2018 03:36
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can't believe Trump's dead
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Nov 29, 2018 03:37
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All hail President Mr. Hands, Horsefucker In Chief
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Nov 29, 2018 03:37
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President Trump: I tried to fart and a little poo poo came out, I sharted. now let's go.
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Nov 29, 2018 03:38
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Pence will be sworn in on a Blu-ray copy of Mr. Ed episodes
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Nov 29, 2018 03:39
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nooneofconsequence posted:can't believe Trump's dead He died like he lived. With a full diaper.
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Nov 29, 2018 03:43
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Megabound posted:
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Nov 29, 2018 03:44
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nice turdcakes
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Nov 29, 2018 03:47
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StupidSexyVaultGuy posted:BREAKING NEWS: The President's anus has prolapsed OH NO
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Nov 29, 2018 03:47
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Powershift posted:He died like he lived. MANY SUCH CASES
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Nov 29, 2018 03:47
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I can't way for Kelly to try to "weekend and burnies" a 400lb dead president for 3 months.
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Nov 29, 2018 03:47
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I was watching new Doctor Who and there was this one awful episode where the Doctor had to prevent a time-travelling CHUD from the future stopping Rosa Parks from getting on the bus and therefore civil rights in America would never happen, and I was like "man, this is a dumb plot". But then I realized that racists are dumber than a sack of hammers and the plot was 100% what the Jacob Wohls of our time would try to do if they had access to time travel.
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Nov 29, 2018 03:49
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https://mobile.twitter.com/BreakingNLive/status/1067935623657467905
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Nov 29, 2018 03:49
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"At 9:20 PM on Wednesday, November 28th, 2018, the 45th president of the United States, Domnald John Trmup, pizzed and shidded and farded and camed in his pants." *bugle playing taps over a montage of American flags and national monuments*
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Nov 29, 2018 03:49
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 President Trump is not dead. He has seen the best doctors, and they have said he is the least dead person they have ever seen.
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Nov 29, 2018 03:49
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https://mobile.twitter.com/EricTrump/status/1067762624169943042
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Nov 29, 2018 03:50
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please be dead
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Nov 29, 2018 03:52
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But he didn't... what?... hey, just a sec... but he didn't do the.... what? mono posted:nice turdcakes GOD DANG IT I picked this stupid username instead of "Turdcakes"
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Nov 29, 2018 03:52
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AreWeDrunkYet posted:Are you supposed to just get a free pass on crimes if you're old? What's his point exactly? I am willing to give up some ground on old men getting a free pass on crimes if it also means that old men aren't allowed in positions of authority. We just need to decide on a maximum age for old men in charge of stuff.
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Nov 29, 2018 03:53
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When trump dies, are a bunch of little fish filet ghosts gonna fly out of his corpse?
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Nov 29, 2018 03:55
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Is there video of this, i want to judge how full his diaper is w/ my own eyes
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Nov 29, 2018 03:57
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everyone thinks it's so funny that the president made pants-dookums in public but if they knew the real truth they wouldn't be laughing the real truth is that the president is still making GBS threads, right now, and it won't stop, he can't stop making GBS threads, an unending torrent of cheek-stingers continue blasting out of his crack and they can't figure out where it's coming from he has some kind of horrible poo poo disease, possibly even a witch's turd curse, that makes him keep making GBS threads an impossible amount, already he has grunted out a mound over twice his own prodigious mass and the flood of butt sludge shows no sign of abatement, how he wails and thrashes in agony because of his abominable bowel may god have mercy on us all
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Nov 29, 2018 03:58
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a president what poop he own pants a shameful president
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Nov 29, 2018 04:01
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SpaceGoku posted:
Found my new metal band name thanks
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Nov 29, 2018 04:01
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BTW realtalk: Trump probably read this news headline that dropped a couple hours ago on his phone and flipped the gently caress out. https://www.msnbc.com/the-beat-with-ari-melber/watch/key-mueller-witness-i-lied-and-i-m-ready-to-die-in-jail-1383185475967?v=railb& Expect some juicy fuckin tweets soon!
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Nov 29, 2018 04:01
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one of the proud boy elders is named Rufio Panman
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Nov 29, 2018 04:03
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Powershift posted:It makes me so loving happy how AOC makes them so loving mad. I'd say 75% of the press and name spreading on her is coming from the right, which is very lol.
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Nov 29, 2018 04:04
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Did he really poo poo all over himself or you just teasin me?
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Nov 29, 2018 04:05
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graham cracker posted:BTW realtalk: Trump probably read this news headline that dropped a couple hours ago on his phone and flipped the gently caress out. yes it made him poop in his pants duh
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Nov 29, 2018 04:06
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Catastrophe posted:IIRC she once stated that the only reason 30 Rock was so funny is because it's female-written humor which is superior to men who only write fart jokes. I'm sure noted dry humor aficionado Tina Fey was 100% serious in that statement.
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Nov 29, 2018 04:07
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bumming your scene posted:Did he really poo poo all over himself or you just teasin me? He definitely pooped.
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Nov 29, 2018 04:08
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lol at flying Trump flags in America's equivalent of Scandinavia.
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Nov 29, 2018 04:10
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president trump did an enormous poo poo in his pants and it leaked everywhere then he slipped on it and fell and it got in his hair and then some people came to help him up and also slipped on it and it got in their mouths a bit
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