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the kiwis egg is like two thirds the size of a kiwi which is another cool, bonkers egg fact for the yob this morning |
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okay seriously i KNOW that fruit don't come from eggs, they come from the supermarked |
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Nov 28, 2018 18:05
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Nosfereefer posted:okay seriously i KNOW that fruit don't come from eggs, they come from the supermarked Uh but kiwis are stored in the balls That's why they're shaped like balls
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Nov 28, 2018 18:08
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BoldFrankensteinMir posted:Most complex animals come from eggs, it's just a lot of them gestate internally. I've never gestated in my whole life Mr hairy palms
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Nov 28, 2018 18:09
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ovovivipapyrus: gives birth to live scrolls |
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Nov 28, 2018 18:31
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This is fun and all but there are seriously adults who don't understand how reproduction works, and it has a bunch of terrifying consequences we're not allowed to talk about in here. Kinda like the "posing dogs with tools" thing, it's funny until your realize there are some stupid people in the world. Edit- then it's really funny, if you're in to gallows humor |
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Nov 28, 2018 18:38
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I'm really really aware of where babies come from but I'm still confused about the CHIKAN and how it EGG and where come from the EGG
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Nov 28, 2018 19:01
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hamjobs posted:I'm really really aware of where babies come from but I'm still confused about the CHIKAN and how it EGG and where come from the EGG Okay, I think I get it now. CHIKAN haz EGG @ boith. RUSETUR maks eg biggr w/ teh seXXX... |
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Nov 28, 2018 19:10
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Rooster does not do a EGG
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Nov 28, 2018 19:11
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RUSETUR does noeg, does CHIKAN. CHIKAN hava egg re- gards lest. But sum egg hava RUSE TUR cum makka CHIKAN |
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Nov 28, 2018 19:14
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avian biology from jar jar binks |
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Nov 28, 2018 19:19
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dude, im pretty sure you get eggs from the supermarked as well |
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Nov 28, 2018 19:23
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BoldFrankensteinMir posted:I'm so bad at chess, my go-to move is "black king to pieces box"
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Nov 28, 2018 19:24
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My chess moves are usually more ? than ! |
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Nov 28, 2018 19:36
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Barking Gecko posted:My chess moves are usually more ? than ! Clearly we must play in a thread, if such a thing is possible. BYOB worst-at-chess-tourneeeeey!! The rules shall be- 1- single-elimination tournament bracket, losers advance. 2- Players can not concede or offer draws, but they may claim victory at any time. Abandoning a game counts as claiming victory. 3- If play exeeds the time limit the player with the highest piece value wins (and thus does not advance). BoldFrankensteinMir fucked around with this message at 20:00 on Nov 28, 2018 |
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Nov 28, 2018 19:51
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Barking Gecko posted:My chess moves are usually more ? than ! same
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Nov 28, 2018 19:56
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i think the quality of my chess skills is demonstrated by the fact that mr duck has to find real opponents in children on the internet
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Nov 28, 2018 20:07
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FD did you ever end up checking out Sarah & Duck? Whenever you mention Mr. Duck I can't help but picture you as the main characters. |
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Nov 28, 2018 20:12
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BoldFrankensteinMir posted:FD did you ever end up checking out Sarah & Duck? Whenever you mention Mr. Duck I can't help but picture you as the main characters. it's fricken adorable
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Nov 28, 2018 20:14
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Alnilam is the Librarian, Hamjobs is YarnLady, Putty and his friend are the ribbon twins, it all works out quite neatly. I'm Rainbow 'cause I have a rad 'stache |
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Nov 28, 2018 20:18
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hey pals there is various DEBATE and MISINFORMATION about ketosis on the internet and nobody seems to agree, so I am going to do a wee experiment and try not eating for a while to see what happens. Don't worry I will be careful, but I will report back! |
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Nov 28, 2018 21:01
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I will continue to eat as your control-group. Hooray science! |
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Nov 28, 2018 21:06
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BoldFrankensteinMir posted:I will continue to eat as your control-group. Hooray science! woo! have a croissant for me! |
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Nov 28, 2018 21:14
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if my cat looked like this I would definitely recycle it into pellets 
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Nov 28, 2018 22:12
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Jaded Burnout posted:if my cat looked like this I would definitely recycle it into pellets I would like to thank you for introducing me to the concept of cat litter that isn't just expensive sand that gets in my eyes and lungs whenever I change it. ---------------- |
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Nov 28, 2018 22:22
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drilldo squirt posted:I would like to thank you for introducing me to the concept of cat litter that isn't just expensive sand that gets in my eyes and lungs whenever I change it. You’re welcome, I use it for my rats because for some reason it’s cheaper than the exact same bag but with a ferret on it |
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Nov 28, 2018 22:28
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BoldFrankensteinMir posted:I'm so bad at chess, my go-to move is "black king to pieces box" |
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Nov 28, 2018 23:10
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roomforthetuna posted:That's a pro strategy when you're playing white. What's a stargetty? |
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Nov 28, 2018 23:17
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BoldFrankensteinMir posted:What's a stargetty? It's like Estelle Getty, star of that one show about horny old women.
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Nov 29, 2018 00:51
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BoldFrankensteinMir posted:What's a stargetty? sometimes it has a clam on it and sometimes it's red sauce but either way it's really hard to eat so I like pene pasta
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Nov 29, 2018 01:30
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Robot Made of Meat posted:It's like Estelle Getty, star of that one show about horny old women. Oh! Okay. Then my new favorite chess move is "the golden girls": both queens voluntarily exit to dish over cheesecake. |
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Nov 29, 2018 01:30
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my favorite chess move is the one where you tell your opponent their shoes are untied, and as they're looking down you swap around the pieces, and when they look up again you smugly say "checkmate" and there's nothign they can do because its true foolproof
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Nov 29, 2018 01:55
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Made schnitzel today. it was good. |
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Nov 29, 2018 02:27
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Manifisto posted:foolproof |
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Nov 29, 2018 02:29
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Bluedeanie posted:Made schnitzel today. it was good. Rada rada! |
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Nov 29, 2018 02:29
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roomforthetuna posted:A good trick if you don't have children and your opponent does is to let them win in two moves, then when they say "fools mate" you reply "they sure do". this is exactly how I play chess with my dad
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Nov 29, 2018 02:43
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Is there enough steam in chess jokes for a whole thread? I'm leaning no right now. |
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Nov 29, 2018 03:04
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BoldFrankensteinMir posted:Is there enough steam in chess jokes for a whole thread? if you are ever hesitating about whether to make the thread in byob, the answer is always to make the thread there is literally no downside absolute worst case it will slide into oblivion and no one will care one way or the other the exception is ridiculous threads like one devoted to dick sucking trolley robots, nobody would ever post in a thread like that
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Nov 29, 2018 03:23
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Manifisto posted:if you are ever hesitating about whether to make the thread in byob, the answer is always to make the thread |
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I'm phone posting right now though, and laptop is on loan. I'm not un-airgapping my work tower for a "meh" idea like "chess jokes", sorry. |
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