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Deathy McDeath posted:To my Santa: prepare to die I'm sorry for threatening death to my santa. I should clarify: my gift will very likely involve dicks. Just as it does every year (except last year)
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Deathy McDeath posted:I'm sorry for threatening death to my santa. I should clarify: my gift will very likely involve dicks. Just as it does every year (except last year) Does this mean you're doubling up on the dicks to make up for it?
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Nov 22, 2018 19:10
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Last year I got a calendar of Nature's Dick Picks. I fear what I'm getting this year. 
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BigDave posted:Last year I got a calendar of Nature's Dick Picks I hope it’s proudly displayed at your place of business
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Nov 22, 2018 19:31
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As Nero Danced posted:Maybe target isn't a good word, when the secret service sees this they may not have a sense of humor
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Nov 23, 2018 04:45
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 I might have to consider rolling back my plans and going with option 1 for my santee. Or option 1 Rev B if I can find some nice cedar and get it (re)fab'd this upcoming week.
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Nov 23, 2018 07:06
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One of you lucky folks will be receiving four gifts from me. I hope you enjoy.
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Nov 23, 2018 07:26
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Make that five. Amazon is dangerous when I'm bored
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Nov 23, 2018 07:28
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TF CURES GENERATOR posted:Make that five. Amazon is dangerous when I'm bored Just because the clone-a-willy is two for one doesn't mean you can fool us into thinking you have two dicks.
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Nov 23, 2018 07:57
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Five appendages?
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Nov 23, 2018 08:40
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TF CURES GENERATOR posted:Make that five. Amazon is dangerous when I'm bored Look at this tryhard over here
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Nov 23, 2018 14:38
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I’ll be getting my present together this week once I’m back home. I didn’t sign up for the AI SS this year so expect some car related poo poo to make its way into this also.
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Nov 24, 2018 01:37
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It's gonna be a very Merry Christmas* for someone! Packages away! *or not
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Nov 24, 2018 01:57
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I have most of what I can ship Just asking for help from other forum members to make this Secret Satan Custom Again! Still love you fuckers!
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Nov 24, 2018 07:51
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I didn’t customize mine because Canada Post is being weird, so I just had it drop shipped.
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Nov 24, 2018 15:15
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I'm just going to post this here for reasons that make no sense at all. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfS10ArXTBA
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Nov 24, 2018 15:33
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TF CURES GENERATOR posted:I'm just going to post this here for reasons that make no sense at all. Dude, haven’t you heard of a glitter bomb?
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Nov 24, 2018 16:16
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Man somebody glitter bombed me for GiP Secret Santa a few years ago and Mrs Bean opened it right on our new couch. P sure the letter said SUCK MY DICK FROM THE BACK too. Hail Santa 🎅🏾
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Nov 24, 2018 16:25
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beanieson posted:Man somebody glitter bombed me for GiP Secret Santa a few years ago and Mrs Bean opened it right on our new couch. P sure the letter said SUCK MY DICK FROM THE BACK too. Hail Santa 🎅🏾 I hope this year they send you a fake Brexit ballot.
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Nov 24, 2018 20:43
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ElMaligno posted:I hope this year they send you a fake Brexit ballot. wrong cop
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Nov 24, 2018 20:47
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Secret Santa throwback edition: Had a girl over at my flood-damaged everything-is-still-shuffled-around-I-don't-remember-where-anything-is house last night and had to try to explain Deathy McDeath's glow in the dark Swasticock plaque
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Nov 25, 2018 16:28
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shame on an IGA posted:Secret Santa throwback edition: Had a girl over at my flood-damaged everything-is-still-shuffled-around-I-don't-remember-where-anything-is house last night and had to try to explain Deathy McDeath's glow in the dark Swasticock plaque AHAHAHAHA that’s amazing
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Nov 25, 2018 17:27
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A friend and I just went halvsies on a 3D printer, which will of course need to be setup and calibrated by printing many phallic shaped objects (and dickbutt). 
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Nov 26, 2018 03:05
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I got a used copy of Captain America Civil War that I didn't order in the mail today. It appears to have been stolen from a rental place? Is... is this part of Secret Santa or...?
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Nov 28, 2018 22:24
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merry christmas buddy, knew you love the civil war so i thought it was the perfect gift 
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Nov 28, 2018 22:28
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TF CURES GENERATOR posted:merry christmas buddy, knew you love the civil war so i thought it was the perfect gift Thank you for buying me a copy of a movie I already own. <3
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Nov 28, 2018 22:33
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There's two more on their way to you right now, one still being created, and one that I'm waiting on the final piece for. Merry christmas, you filthy animal.
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Nov 28, 2018 22:37
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This Blu Ray was apparently stolen from a rental place or something. I'm not taking the heat for this, TwoFing! If I go down, you're going down with me!
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Nov 29, 2018 06:36
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Haha loving ripping off the last video store in New Zealand for the secret Santa thread. A true kiwi you are, Two Finger.
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Nov 29, 2018 07:00
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Went to send my package, and the postal service employee pointed out that two items on my customs declaration were on the list of prohibited items. I was pissed because I had read it beforehand, and didn't account for products that involve items on the list in their production being prohibited as well and now I'm pissed as hell
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Nov 29, 2018 13:53
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Uh... batteries? CBD oil?
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Nov 29, 2018 16:50
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Duzzy Funlop posted:Went to send my package, and the postal service employee pointed out that two items on my customs declaration were on the list of prohibited items. I was pissed because I had read it beforehand, and didn't account for products that involve items on the list in their production being prohibited as well and now I'm pissed as hell Postal employee: Do you have any liquids or prohibited items on the package? Me knowing fully well i have alcohol and othe prohobited items: No.
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ElMaligno posted:Postal employee: Do you have any liquids or prohibited items on the package? Every year...
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ElMaligno posted:Postal employee: Do you have any liquids or prohibited items on the package? I've had two packages disappear into the aether that had prohibited items, so I'm kinda reluctant have another one eaten by the void.
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Nov 30, 2018 06:00
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I am glad I chickened out on the radioactive material then.
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Nov 30, 2018 07:03
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LtCol J. Krusinski posted:Haha loving ripping off the last video store in New Zealand for the secret Santa thread. A true kiwi you are, Two Finger. Even better if he can't even watch it because of a region lock.
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Nov 30, 2018 22:56
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Strange... A radon test kit. Why would I be worried about radiation?  Or your drink?  Its a nuclear Coozie! Plus more wasteland preparedness:    The message made my insides quiver, and i'm sure it will keep me warm during the future radioactive nights.
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Glad you like it. With the world going to hell, you might as well get wasted in style when the bombs start to fall.
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