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WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
hillary clinton lost to donald trump

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Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

WhiskeyJuvenile posted:

hillary clinton lost to donald trump

And blames Bernie Sanders for it.

Action Jacktion
Jun 3, 2003

Smirking_Serpent posted:

i remember texting my sister to commiserate the day after and she revealed she voted for him

owned

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Smirking_Serpent posted:

i remember texting my sister to commiserate the day after and she revealed she voted for him

lol

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
rick santorum saying the government is giving our money to "blah people"

Javid
Oct 21, 2004

:jpmf:

Smirking_Serpent posted:

i remember texting my sister to commiserate the day after and she revealed she voted for him

I remember this but it was a mexican barista saying it to a white #withher lady who was acting perfomatively woke in the starbucks

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
remember Acorn? wtf half the goddamn country went mad over a nonprofit group that wasnt even involved with abortion or anything controversial

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

Smirking_Serpent posted:

i remember texting my sister to commiserate the day after and she revealed she voted for him

I stopped talking to my dad and like half my extended family. my dad called me a cuck snowflake when I said America can go gently caress itself the day after the election. that’s when I knew he was lost

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

got any sevens posted:

remember Acorn? wtf half the goddamn country went mad over a nonprofit group that wasnt even involved with abortion or anything controversial

i mean they tried to get black people to vote, which goes directly against the mission statement of the united states

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Javid posted:

I remember this but it was a mexican barista saying it to a white #withher lady who was acting perfomatively woke in the starbucks

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Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
#wearetheleft

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

DiggityDoink posted:

I stopped talking to my dad and like half my extended family. my dad called me a cuck snowflake when I said America can go gently caress itself the day after the election. that’s when I knew he was lost

thanks for letting us know the election of donald trump was the tipping point of the whole "amerikkka" thing for you.

cool dance moves
Aug 27, 2018


Osama bin Laden spent his final months (years?) playing video games and posting on message boards

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011

trump throwing a roll of paper towels to hurricane survivors like he was playing arcade basketball

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

cool dance moves posted:

Osama bin Laden spent his final months (years?) playing video games and posting on message boards

and jackin off

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

Flavius Aetass posted:

rick santorum saying the government is giving our money to "blah people"


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egtaV6Pj8yI

cool dance moves
Aug 27, 2018


paul_soccer10 posted:

and jackin off

he is me and I am him

HobbitGrease
Jul 24, 2001

Young Orc

cool dance moves posted:

Osama bin Laden spent his final months (years?) playing video games and posting on message boards
he also had counter-strike files, old porno puzzle games from the 90s, the entire devil may cry anime, and episodes of naruto and bleach

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
rip to a real one

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

ShriekingMarxist posted:

remember when the Zucc was starting his Presidential agitations lmao



Also actual Iowan losers just call them tenderloins. Fucker wasn't even coached right

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

paul_soccer10 posted:

rip to a real one

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Malala became a hero to millions of oppressed girls around the world and was held up as an exemplar in the US media, which absolutely refused to acknowledge that she's a Communist until it became common knowledge and they've actively ignored her ever since

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Filthy Hans posted:

Malala became a hero to millions of oppressed girls around the world and was held up as an exemplar in the US media, which absolutely refused to acknowledge that she's a Communist until it became common knowledge and they've actively ignored her ever since

Al qaeda was just doing the work we hired them for when they shot her

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

ikanreed posted:

Al qaeda was just doing the work we hired them for when they shot her

It's funny because there are at least two material errors/lies in this one sentence.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Absurd Alhazred posted:

It's funny because there are at least two material errors/lies in this one sentence.

Yeah yeah, taliban-aligbed insurgents aren't al Qaeda. And Al Qaeda isn't literally the same organization as the mujahadeen.

Just let jokes live, pedant.

Terror Sweat
Mar 15, 2009

sleep with the vicious posted:

when people had mental breakdowns on election day over hillary clinton losing an election

when donald trump helped beat umaga at wrestlemania

When that spineless coward wouldn't even do a concession speech until the next day

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
also Trump being stunned out of his character and actually giving a halfway decent victory speech where i thought that maybe it wouldn't be so terrible

gently caress me right? :laffo:

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

cool dance moves posted:

Osama bin Laden spent his final months (years?) playing video games and posting on message boards

was he a goon
did someone stop posting forever that day

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

ScrubLeague posted:

i mean they tried to get black people to vote, which goes directly against the mission statement of the united states

obama signed the bill killing it too

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

obama signed the bill killing it too

I wonder which dumbass advisor was the one to bring up optics

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Osama Bin Laden Assassination Coup Theory

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I'm one of the safe whites

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Remember when that same dumbass kid put a wire tap on the Senate intelligence chair and they let him off with a warning?

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

obama signed the bill killing it too

that congress passed with democratic majorities in both houses. lmao.

and they did it because of a gotcha video from james queef

His Purple Majesty
Dec 12, 2008
That one time a right winger blew up the Olympics and a security guard that responded to the emergency was blamed for it.

That time that neo Nazis blew up a federal building, and nothing was done about it.


That time that the CIA was found to be importing drugs into the US and the journalist who uncovered it committed suicide by shooting himself in the back of the head twice.



That time we secured all the poppy fields in Afghanistan and mysteriously have a opiod epidemic a decade later.



That time Tipper Gore had beef with a rap group.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Succ from c to shining c

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
that time the secret service was caught blowing a ton of money on whores and so they made every federal worker spend a day doing "don't use prostitutes" training

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

that time the secret service was caught blowing a ton of money on whores and so they made every federal worker spend a day doing "don't use prostitutes" training

The time the secret service was too incompetent or didn't care and there were a few months of people jumping fences to break into the white house

The time the secret service was too incompetent or didn't care and let Trump walk off the runway with toilet paper stuck to the bottom of his shoe

GWBBQ
Jan 2, 2005


All the times people praise Trump for generally acting like an adult in the same way you would respond to a 4 year old who sat still and kept quiet for 10 straight minutes at a funeral.

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VROOM VROOM
Jun 8, 2005

these as a sign of a "safe person" were a real thing in portland for approx. 1 day before people realized predators could use them to prey on vulnerable people and it ended instantly

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