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Craig K
Nov 10, 2016

puck


i've made another huge mistake

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i am harry
Oct 14, 2003

Well, that's individual 2 in the bag.

Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

Pillbug

Ummmm I don't know when Muller got these screenshots but iOS Messages didn't look like that in May 2016

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Tayter Swift posted:

Ummmm I don't know when Muller got these screenshots but iOS Messages didn't look like that in May 2016

Felix Sater probably gave them to Buzzfeed, he is an on the record source in that article

Doctor Butts
May 21, 2002


Please don't probate me cuz in on mobile, but someone post that Fox News pic of the 'Jewish' photo touching they did on that one dude on the 2000's. That's what this picture reminds me of

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747

Tayter Swift posted:

Ummmm I don't know when Muller got these screenshots but iOS Messages didn't look like that in May 2016

A lot of motherfuckers deliberately don’t update their poo poo, or are too incompetent to

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...


Lipstick Apathy

Lightning Knight posted:

Nah don't toxx on my behalf, that's not right. :colbert:

Also they cannot have been stupid enough to be coordinating this over email and text.

Who am I kidding, why are all the rich and powerful such goddamn morons. Literally mycrimes.txt.

I really don’t mind but if you aren’t ok with it I understand.

Also when you feel loving invincible and untouchable you get sloppy as all hell. Bloods in the water now though... if they bleed... :gritin:

Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything

GreyjoyBastard posted:

lol and cohen just spent 70 hours talking to mueller


Did Mueller put him to the rack?

Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

Pillbug

Your Boy Fancy posted:

A lot of motherfuckers deliberately don’t update their poo poo, or are too incompetent to

That little App Store icon was introduced in iOS 10 which was released four or five months later.

I mean maybe those screenshots were taken just now, in which case that stupid gently caress literally left mycrimes.sms on his phone for two and a half years.

Lightning Knight
Feb 24, 2012

Pray for Answer

Tayter Swift posted:

That little App Store icon was introduced in iOS 10 which was released four or five months later.

I mean maybe those screenshots were taken just now, in which case that stupid gently caress literally left mycrimes.sms on his phone for two and a half years.

This seems plausible to me given that Cohen is known for keeping evidence of his clients' wrongdoing to blackmail them, and it's also plausible he's tech illiterate since he's an old.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
Also, anyone remember this poo poo?

https://twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/status/1068353995507421185

Great reporting there :fuckoff:

This was 3 days after the Comey letter, the NYT helped publicly clear Trump days before the election with something we know now to be completely false

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Spiffster posted:

I really don’t mind but if you aren’t ok with it I understand.

Also when you feel loving invincible and untouchable you get sloppy as all hell. Bloods in the water now though... if they bleed... :gritin:

When did gritin become an emote? Because holy poo poo that's perfect for the coming storm.

Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

Pillbug

Lightning Knight posted:

This seems plausible to me given that Cohen is known for keeping evidence of his clients' wrongdoing to blackmail them, and it's also plausible he's tech illiterate since he's an old.

The second screen shows they were sent to Cohen, not from.

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

Craig K posted:


i've made another huge mistake

I endorse this but I'm sticking with mine.

when i get around to reinstating it, obviously

Lightning Knight
Feb 24, 2012

Pray for Answer

Tayter Swift posted:

The second screen shows they were sent to Cohen, not from.

I feel dumb but I'm not sure I see the significance of this. He could have kept the texts he was sent, no?

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling




hahahajshjkahsdas oh my Christ almighty mycrimes.txt

I don't need SRS anymore because I just :hmbol:d

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

"I'M FINE!!! EVERYTHING IS FINE!!! I AM NOT OWNED AND I AM A BIGLY STRONG BOY PRESIDENT! I'M EVEN DOING PRESIDENT THINGS, SEE??!!!"

Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

Pillbug

Lightning Knight posted:

I feel dumb but I'm not sure I see the significance of this. He could have kept the texts he was sent, no?

Yeah he could have which given the subject matter is also funny as gently caress

Medium Chungus
Feb 19, 2012

Shifty Pony posted:

Gonna be funny when there was no direct Trump involvement on election hacking but he hosed himself trying to cover up this giant stinking hotel thing.


(Stone and co totally conspired for the emails tho).

Republicans, historically have HUGE problems with Hotels, criminal conspiracies, and low-rent coverups.

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Mustached Demon posted:

When did gritin become an emote? Because holy poo poo that's perfect for the coming storm.

Couple days after the NHL season started and someone bought :gritty:

I dont think anyone expected to see it used outside the NHL thread but we live in weird times.

Lightning Knight
Feb 24, 2012

Pray for Answer

Tayter Swift posted:

Yeah he could have which given the subject matter is also funny as gently caress

I'm beginning to suspect, and bear with me here because this is crazy, that Donald Trump may be an idiot and grifter who hires other idiots and grifters.

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

Speaking of :gritty:, this is happening...


quote:

Y'all, Helen Gym invited Gritty to come to the council meeting for the final vote on the on-call worker schedule bill that’s under consideration, and he’s actually going to attend. Truly a hero for the masses.

@lifesgrandparade @blueandbluer @amaraaaaaaaaaaa

http://bbc03undercover.tumblr.com/post/180605675043/yall-helen-gym-invited-gritty-to-come-to-the

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



“Confirm and revert” jesus christ

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

Furnaceface posted:

Couple days after the NHL season started and someone bought :gritty:

I dont think anyone expected to see it used outside the NHL thread but we live in weird times.

gritty's now arguably better known outside of pennsylvania as an antifa symbol, which amuses me

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

:stare:

hail satan

sorry for doing another post instead of edit

Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

Pillbug

Lightning Knight posted:

I'm beginning to suspect, and bear with me here because this is crazy, that Donald Trump may be an idiot and grifter who hires other idiots and grifters.

That is crazy.

"Sater, a brash real estate promoter who pleaded guilty to racketeering in 1998 and became a longtime asset to US law enforcement and intelligence agencies, had worked with the Trump Organization on deals in the past and said he came up with the idea. Cohen, Sater recalled, said, “Great idea.”"

Jesus loving Christ.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

i will admit that dress is fairly rad

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006


This looks like a romance book cover.

A very bad one.

Also, that so doesn't look like Melania.

Annointed
Mar 2, 2013

BRB trying to reconcile the absurd level of happening right now.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Young Freud posted:

This looks like a romance book cover.

A very bad one.

Also, that so doesn't look like Melania.

I was gonna say "Oh, who's that woman Trump is posing with instead of his wife?"

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
Can someone boil this down for me cause my mind is not wanting to grasp what's going on besides "Trump was gonna meet with Putin and maybe secure the Presidency after Cleveland." and Cohen basically sang like a Canary...am I wrong cause I don't know why...I'm not processing this...

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Gatts posted:

Can someone boil this down for me cause my mind is not wanting to grasp what's going on besides "Trump was gonna meet with Putin and maybe secure the Presidency after Cleveland." and Cohen basically sang like a Canary...am I wrong cause I don't know why...I'm not processing this...

No, that sounds about right. They were also planning a massive bribe to Putin in the event Trump lost and they built Trump Tower Moscow

Annointed
Mar 2, 2013

Gatts posted:

Can someone boil this down for me cause my mind is not wanting to grasp what's going on besides "Trump was gonna meet with Putin and maybe secure the Presidency after Cleveland." and Cohen basically sang like a Canary...am I wrong cause I don't know why...I'm not processing this...

Same to be honest. I'm honestly just confused as to how we got here. It feels like the writers of reality decided to get some twists going to get more ratings.

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

enraged_camel posted:

Is it weird that I've started feeling bad about making fun of Loomer? It's pretty clear that she's severely ill mentally.

Nah, it's not weird. I've moved from a jolly laugh to a sardonic chuckle.

As a fellow member of the mentally-ill brigade, I can assure you that there are many things that could and should be forgiven from us, but she's gone right past that line. It's okay to laugh at her, and it's okay to hope that she gets help and stops making such an incredible rear end of herself.

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

The Glumslinger posted:


That was the funniest thing ever, him trying to gin up his client list to boost his chance at keeping everything sealed, it turning out there were only 3 clients and one of them was fighting like mad to keep his name sealed. The anticipation of waiting to see if the judge was gonna make Cohen name him in open court, and then it being the funniest possible person imaginable.

i really enjoyed the popehat timeline there

"guys, it's probably not going to be anything or anyone particularly remarkable, i love procedural observation at least as much as you do, but let's not get too hyped up"

hannity reveal

"HOLY poo poo

elmo_fire.gif"

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Annointed posted:

Same to be honest. I'm honestly just confused as to how we got here. It feels like the writers of reality decided to get some twists going to get more ratings.

Well, a plurality of Republicans voted for our country's dumbest mobster cause he was super racist and because cable news kept covering his racist screeds because the ratings were insane. Then Hillary ran a terrible campaign and got hosed over by Russian intelligence attacking her campaign.

And we know about most of this because Trump hosed a pornstar and his lawyer sucked at hiding the bribe to cover it up

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

reignonyourparade posted:

In addition to everything else, Laura Loomer is a likely rapist. There are several reported instances of her blackmailing the nazis she's desperate to have gently caress her into loving her under threat of exposing them as nazis.

I'm gonna go out and say punching nazis good, raping nazis still bad.

:stonk:

And also

:thunk:

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
https://twitter.com/RiverfrontTimes/status/1068261616083456000

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Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

So Republicans just gave up the work requirement portion of the farm bill so they could get it passed.

https://apnews.com/cda75f0091be442ab9cfcb110f3bc0e9

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